Heaven gained an angle today
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:16:06 PM
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>>942479090 (OP)
I'm punching the air as I type this.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:22:55 PM
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I heard about this as I was driving home at 145 MPH. I'm all broken up about it.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:27:58 PM
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The radio said "Cornstarch Ded" and my mind went blank.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:33:29 PM
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I was SO outraged that I went next-door and beat the neighbors kids stupid and then I threw them in the pool. I forgot the pool didn't have any water in it and damn, were they screaming. But hey, at least they didn't get wet. They were in the deep end, all bloody and shit. Everybody was screaming. I told them all to shut the fuck up. I'm in a period of morning here. Inconsiderate assholes.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:36:29 PM
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I started screaming and banging pots and pans together and ran out in 2 the street and my neighbor started cussing at me to put pants on so I flung my grandma's 16" cast iron skillet at his head and he hasn't moved in like 15 minutes so do you think he's dead?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:50:31 PM
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I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it?
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Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:44:05 AM
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How far do you think this conversation could go?
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Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:30:55 AM
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Did he ever get to play battletoads?
