Thread 942486105

Tell us your secrets. Nothing too spicy - don't want to be on a list.

I secretly think that Cherry Browns are shitty linears...
Don't tell anyone.

>>942486105 (OP)
not today, cia

>>942486105 (OP)
I have a secret child in japan.

>>942486105 (OP)
I lied about sleeping with my girlfriend in college I was actually a virgin on my wedding night.

I masturbate remembering when i was molested by a neighbor as a young boy

i wish i hadnt been so scared and naive and had done more for and to and with him, and really been a treat for him

i keep posting nudes of girls i know, exes, stolen from friends and coworkers, found with face searching, and i almost always put their full names out there with the images

well these are slightly spicier than i expected from the title, but sometimes i date women with no real intention to love them and just observe how long each one can stay around whilst receiving 0 care. I guess i consider it a social experiment

I have knowingly traded nudes with minors.
It was long enough ago for the statute of limitations to do its thing, but I did it.
I was 20, horny, and stupid, and it was easy.

>>942487385
I mean i dont wanna get too personal but i am just interested what was the ages involved like, as in how old were you and how old was your general target

My hs had a middle school right next to it. Every Friday I would go to the chain link fence that separates them and pull out my boobs and flash the boys. Sometimes I would press them into the fence and let them get little touches here and there. I only had c cups then but it was a lot more than the girls in middle school so they nicknamed me “Pam Anderson”. Sometimes they brought gifts of candy, money and other trinkets. Often some boys got overstimulated and jerked off in front of me looking at or pawing at my boobs. They usually shot into the grass,but some thought it was funny to try and shoot on me. They missed a lot because I could back up but every now and then I let them ruin my outfit (lol) because seeing the pure joy on there faces and seeing them shoot was very erotic and empowering for me.

>>942487465
Like I said I was 20. The girls were 14-16.

>>942487544
Tits or gtfo

>>942486105 (OP)
>/b/ me
>/b/ 11ish
>/b/ woke up by strange noises one night.
>Decided to investigate and sneak downstairs
>See my mom laying naked in my dad's lazy chair, holding her knees to her chest
>See my dad beating my mom's pussy with his leather belt
>He's not going easy on her either
>I've been on the wrong end of that belt, and know that fucker hurts
>She's crying and squeeling with each hit
>Mom and I make eye contact
>My dick explodes in my tighty whities without even touching it
>Sneak off back to bed, because I don't want to be on the receiving end of that belt
>Spent the next hours beating my dick raw
>Fetish unlocked
>Notice her wince every time she sat down for the next two days.
>I asked her about it and all she would say was that she deserved it.
They *all* deserve it, /b/ros.

>>942487572
well im not gonna say what you did was okay but its not unusual ive been alot of places and spoke to alot of people... and if you think your alone in it then your not honestly if the girls were on board with it by the ages of 14-16 they should know better or what they want so i wouldnt worry to much man just keep being you and continue with life

>>942487544
I mean fair enough to you i couldn't imagine complaining about that if i was at that age lmao

>>942487675
ok nigga

Even though i got busted and my life is ruined, i still sometimes fap to some pics i took of my gf daughters with a spy cam. They are still on b archives, taken over a few years

>>942487755
It was a different era on the internet, too. I mean, it was still after the iphone gentrified everything, but it was when apps like vine and early tiktok (then called musical.ly) had lesser moderation and you could openly talk about horny shit, so it was damn easy to find people.
It's still not difficult, but it is now impossible to find adult women who just want to be horny in private messages who aren't just selling onlyfans.
I dunno. There was a cusp era between 2007 internet and now internet that was pretty neat.

>>942487879
Hidden cameras are cheap to purchase and easy as fuck to install. I'm just scared to do it. I'd stick one in the women's toilet at work if I was brave enough.
The literal toilet, in the bowl, aiming up.
But we have cameras all over the building and it would be weird to see me suddenly going into the women's restroom "to clean" when I never actually clean the bathrooms because we have a guy for that.

>>942487894
Yeah i get you man dont worry i mean i think im probably a bit younger than you because around the time you refer to i was like 14-15 but even i was on the same kind of timing as that so honestly if i was at your age i dont see myself being too much different and yeah adult women are impossible these days let alone the actual somewhat horny ones

>>942487965
I dont wanna condone the behavior but there are plenty of places you could theoretically hide a camera apart from like bathroom stalls such as hotels which are slightly riskier but alot better than anything youd catch in a bathroom
extra info: most hotels hire retarded immigrants who dont have the brain power to acctually recognise one

>Me
>38/M
>I have a GF and two young daughters

In august I went on a night out with a couple of work buddies. When they left, I carried on partying and ended up going back to a freshmans student apartment to carry on drinking at 3am.
Ended up having sex with a 19 year old twink half my size.
I've never done anything like that before in my life.
We were watching a film and he just rolled onto me and started kissing me. I asked him if he wanted to do this. He said it was why he brought me back. I barely stopped to think. I took him to his room. He seemed very nervous. I said it was okay and that we could go at his speed, I was new to this too. He asked me if we could just undress and hold each other. I agreed. So we lay on his bed, both burning hot, holding each other. I'm 6'6" he was 5'4" - so it was a bit strange. He felt feminine. No muscle. Small cock. Think he missed his dad. Pictures on the wall. So I guided him to my cock. He looked at it. Held it in his hands and smiled shyly up at me. I said "try it". After a little hesitation he was eagerly sucking my cock head and shaft. I humped at his mouth a little. "just gonna fuck your mouth. There you go." I could feel my dick thickening and I didnt want to go off. While our hearts were both beating fast, I slid three wet fingers into his asshole and stretched him a little bit. Pushed right up to the knuckle. I held his throat with my other hand and controlled him. I remember him saying "I want to be your girl". I said I was going to help him to be my girl. Yes, I did put on a pasante King size condom. Yes I did fuck his ass in front of photos of his proud dad. And yes he did love it. He was arching his back and pushing against me. We ended up laying in a heap. I left the next morning and lost his phone number.

I had drunk anal sex with my brothers wife after last years x mas get together. It was at their house. My brother got food poisoning from his work x mas party and stayed in thier room all night. After everyone left her and I continued drinking. Flirting led to kissing which lead to me fucking her in the bathroom. We were having regular sex when she says “stick it in my ass” I pulled out she got a tiny container of lube from the sink drawer and used her hands to spread it all over my dick. She was my first anal so I was nervous. It popped right in and instantly I knew I liked anal. Her asshole was way tighter than her pussy. I came in her ass and went to the guest room to pass out. In the morning it was like nothing happened she made breakfast and acted normal. Now everytime I see her all I can see me fucking her ass. It’s made this year’s gatherings difficult for me. On top of that I often get a reflexive boner when I look at her ass( which I try not to do). And I feel deep guilt when I look at my brother. I don’t regret what we did because it was amazing but I know I betrayed my brother. Just have to hope this one goes to the grave with me.

I sometimes use my drone to drop empty Yoohoo bottles on the homeless people sleeping in the nearby park.
I also grow magic mushrooms and sell them on the dark web.

>>942487047
>i hadnt been so scared and naive and had done more for and to and with him, and really been a treat for him
I know what you mean. I was an easy target and had a few experiences with men growing up that I think back on now and understand what they were saying, why they had their dick out, why it was hard, etc.
If I were growing up in today's world I'd be a complete slut because of the ease of making contact on phone, computer, cam.

Extreme unnecessary violence in video games makes me extremely hard.
I don't know why.
I'm into gore.
And it doesnt happen with real violence, just in games.
But if someone shoots someone with a silenced pistol, then continues shooting the body casually - that turns me on like crazy. Its a very specific type of masochism. Killing someone totally whimsically.

>>942487047
Same. I was 10 and scared. I froze up and just took it. His dick was small, he used a lot of lube and it felt really good. I kept trying to get him to do it again and he would pretend it never happened. Had a lot of gay sex in my early teens because of that one incident.

I have talent upskirt and ass Creep pics of coworkers, and often fap to them when i am homeworking.i love putting them on display on screen and looking at them on videcall right next to it while fapping with my cam off

>>942487544
>the girls in middle school
Back in the 7th and 8th grades we were constantly grabbing the tits and asses of girls when we walked through the halls. We never got in trouble because back then it was mostly accepted that 'boys will be boys.'
We wouldn't do it to girls who were dating someone because that was their territory, but most any other hot girl was fair game.
Always loved getting a good tit squeeze in and then seeing them in class a few minutes later with a hard nipple. And a few times I managed to time it right and as they were bending over, got a grab at their twat from behind.
Pretty much stopped that in HS because a lot of the older boys would stick up for the girls. I did have one slut I worked with who didn't care if a guy she liked groped her at work as long as the boss didn't see. Got her good a few times, but she loved it.

I have 24/7 availability for work, technically, but I don't want a wagie job to be in control of my entire fucking life, so I keep my availability strictly the same time every day the same days every week.
It's worked at my current job but I have to start being honest on applications for other jobs because every job available wants to be able to call you on a 15 minute notice to tell you someone else called out and every workplace is intentionally so short staffed that a single callout is chaos without coverage.

Single-digit aged girls are amazingly fun in bed

>>942489079
literally what the fuck i hope this is a joke. and if it isnt please kill yourself

I've had sex with one of my good friends about 5 or 6 times in the last couple of months but we've kept it secret because neither of us are gay and it'd ruin his relationship

>>942489079
Make the world a better place by dying

I own a nice house. I live in a small apartment. I rent the house out on air b&b vrbo. Why? The house is wired up with multiple cameras in every room. And all along the outside of the house especially the deck where the jacuzzi is. I have 10+ years worth of random people fucking and being nude. And not just randoms I let friends and family use the house for vacations and parties. I have so much fap material I don’t watch porn. I haven’t fully looked at my own archive as I keep adding footage. One day I’ll stop and move into the home but not for a few more years. Side note people do the strangest things when they think no one is looking…I’ve caught some odd shit on camera.

>>942489313
lmao you should turn this into its own thread not even the nude stuff just the weirdest shit u see

>>942489313
nice fanfic

Had a best friend all through public school. Literally elementary through HS. His little sister used to sleep with me when I would stay the night. Woke up in the middle of the night and she was crawling in bed with me. Went on for years. Neither of us acted like anything happened, I doubt anyone ever knew. Neither of us knew what it was all about, but it definitely wasn't platonic...

>>942489007
There was a group of boys who did this in my middle school. That is until the girls started booting the boys in nuts. The same administration that allowed the groping also turned a blind eye to the ball kicking. It still went on for a bit till one boy got it so bad he threw up and stayed home for three days icing his nuts. That pretty much put an end to it.

>>942489079
How is that anatomically possible?

>>942489563
Shit larp!!!

i've (M) been having BBC curiosity. I'm thinking about hitting a club to watch some dick swing and hope to cop my first BBC feel. Maybe ill pay to take them back to hotel so i can shower them and scrub their body clean!

>>942486105 (OP)
I've fence hopped to 'play' with a pupper

>>942489079
Shalom rabbi, may I interest you in getting your nuts crushed to a liquid pulp with a hammer?

>>942489313
I'll take shit that never happened for 500 Alex..

>>942488787
One of the first boners I remember getting was from shooting/beating up the bodies in Left 4 Dead, so I guess you're not alone.

>>942489717
Tell that to that kids nutsack.

>>942489761
Congratulations you got the daily double. Now eat that shit.

>>942489764
Cool story bro. Do you get these stories from Larp magazine??

>>942489717
>>942489761
You have a google alert for secret threads. How sad?

>>942489839
No I had your mom tell me a bedtime story while butfucking her in your room. Good times.

>>942489865
Nope i just can smell them. As they smell worse then Shit..

I worked with this little Brazilian chick over the summer. She always had booty shorts on and her insta is a buncha ass pics. We were on a gardening crew, and she passed out at lunch laying on the lawn, ass up. Everyone took off and they told me to wake her up and drive to the next house. She was snoring and dead to the world, so I got on my knees beside her and took my dick out. Felt a crazy rush being in some rich guy's backyard creep jerking to my sleeping coworker. I hadn't cum in a few days and the load I shot went further than expected, covered the back of her shirt. Walking back to the truck to grab paper towel I saw a ring camera on their back door. I never heard anything about the video, but I was definitely on it jerking. I woke the girl up by cleaning off her back, but she still had my cum stain on her the rest of the day.

>>942489839
First guy here - I'm genuinely not Larping. Seeing people being treated like they are nothing in games really does get me hard. I find it great fun in games to kill someone and then mess with their body. Hitman was a godsend for me.

I talked to ZombieBeatz2000 some days ago. Don't know if she's still popular on 4chan or not.

>>942489951
Shits so fake even Pam Anderson wants to know where you get your salacone larps from ..

>>942489953
I'm sure your the first person ever to be telling the truth lol.. cool story bro..

My first orgasm was from a pool water jet.

>>942489753
don't anon, respect yourself more than that

>>942489697
They are stretchy

>>942489753
Go fuck a dog or something, BBC is a myth and you'll get a better experience

>>942490063
Thats lame. pathetic, and sad
don't got anything better?

>>942489753
I went for it, was fun to suck and painful to get fucked

>>942487879
How is your life ruined?

>>942490455
He probably went to prison.

>>942486105 (OP)
over Trump's covid lockdowns, I set a personal goal to have sex with a different woman on avg of once a month once things got back to normal and it has been way easier than I expected.

Go for the frumpy nerd chicks who don't smell that good. They fuck best and chances are they're willing to try that weird thing you like.

>>942490772
Sure you did.. Your hand dose not count op

>>942488115
Pic of the ass in question?

>>942489563
>The same administration that allowed the groping also turned a blind eye to the ball kicking.
Yeah, I was in school in the 70's and 80's. PE teacher at one school I went to let kids fight - they just had to go into the locker room when they did it. That way he could say he didn't know anything about it. When they were done they could go see the nurse if they needed or just finish PE.
In HS, students could get a stamp on their ID if they were 18 and their parents were ok with them smoking. There was one section between the cafeteria and the stadium where they could show their ID to the teacher and smoke - with the teacher.
Back then they let us figure things out. Boys were curious and girls had the 'death blow' of kicking us in the nuts. Of course, there were always some cunt or two who thought the answer to any dispute was to kick a boy in the nuts. Most of the time it was really easy to catch their foot as they kicked and then yank their leg up over their head so they fell on their asses.

>>942490763
Don't be mean.

Years ago, had to go to my boss's house when he and his family were out of town on a holiday and we lost power there, because some of our IT shit ran out of his house and needed attention before the battery died. After I did my work I looked through his teen daughter's drawers and hampers, laid out a bunch of her panties, and jerked off on her bed with them all around me and the most fragrant ones on my face. Took a pair, too, to use at home.

That was almost 15 years ago and now he's retired and she's my boss.

>>942491429
>looked through his teen daughter's drawers and hampers, laid out a bunch of her panties, and jerked off on her bed with them all around me and the most fragrant ones on my face. Took a pair, too, to use at home.
I've done that a bunch of times too. Took a matched, baby-blue cotton set from my cousin. Used both a mom & her daughter's. Also used sisters and that was especially hot since I had no idea whose was whose since they were in the hamper in their room. Rubbed the crotches of their panties together imagining them rubbing their pussies together.

>>942490109
white is to pale. Prefer dark

Color is better

>>942491057
Helloooooo!

For the last 8 years when my wife's best friend has come over I've done everything in my power to get her drunk and be as frisky as I can. This includes everything from groping her, going commando in super thin shorts so my boners are unmissable, to jerking off with her panties out of her bag and stirring her drinks with my cock. She's never said anything even though there was no chance for her to not notice some of it, but she's never responded back either

>>942487047
>>942488635
>>942488819
I feel like this is all pedo cope fantasy. I can't comprehend how a little boy would like the feeling of an ugly hairy grown man's penis inside him.

>>942488107
same

>>942493851
I liked dick for as long as I could remember, so when an adult took his out when I was ten, I was excited to see it. He wasn't hairy and probably only in his 30's. I remember being really happy rubbing lube on it, then scared when he put it up my butt even though I liked that too.

>>942494754
If that was the first time you got molested, what caused you to like dick prior?

>>942493851
Why would two grown men enjoy having dicks in their ass then? You make it sound like only young people enjoy sex

>>942494847
Other than the dark lord Satan. I had a friend my age I would get naked with whenever we were alone together. He always wanted to play with my ass, and I would play with his dick. His mom caught him spanking me in his bedroom and we couldn't hangout anymore after that.

>>942495154
what kind of backwards pedo logic is this

>>942487572
No statute of limitations on rape anon. Expect a visit from Federal law enforcement.

>>942489176
I have news for you two faggots...

>>942495315
If sex with older men is inherently gross, then why would older women or men want to have sex with older men?

>>942495492
It's gross for kids, anon.

>>942495677
Then it should be gross for older men too

>>942495725
That doesn't make any sense. We change as we get older. Kids can think vegetables are gross but grow up to enjoy them.

>>942495796
No.

>>942495908
Aww pedo can't argue with facts and logic

>>942495796
What do vegetables and sex have in common?

If their forced upon you as a child, you probably won't enjoy them as an adult

>>942495963
I'm the only one arguing with facts and logic.

>>942496004
So why do the anons in this thread who claim they were molested also say they enjoyed it?
>inb4 they weren't forced
I highly doubt they were able to tell their molesters no. Also you're flat out wrong about the vegetables.

>>942496319
You've never grown a vegetable in your life