Ace Rimmer edition

proper dish this

Alright lads

How's it evening x

and we're back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZA9EqbHzbE

>>22758608
alri, mad and mental that is 4 already

can't lie it's pretty funny that the thread died this morning then came back mere minutes before my return
like you're reading my mind or something

poo willy bum ahah lads

ok then time for bed

gang of indians having a communal curry festival with loud hinga dinga music in the local nature reserve
makes me sick it does

>>22764471
>local nature reserve
what does that even look like in bongland

>>22765500
could be anything from a glorified park with a duck pond up to a scenic pine forest in the scottish highlands
mine is more like the former but it has some rareish birds

>>22765527
cute
too bad about the indians

farting out a poo

pooing out a fart

great edition

>>22770242
thx m8

poo willy wanking

early one for me this morning lads

189 days this /sci/ thread's been up. Over 6 months. Since 2024.

Can't believe it's June 2025 already.

>>22774688
>>22774694
Time stopped after covid

>>22774950
Truke

might play some oblivion later

Gay porn burgers on

>>22774956
me too but i've got yardwork to do first

Well here we are then, all the lads

smoke from the wildfires in manitoba have finally made their way here
the haze makes everything look brown like the new oblivion remastered colour palette

can't decide if I want to grill or just air fry my chicken this evening
hot as fuck out so i'm leaning toward the easier option

on the cans aha lads xx

ah yes he's posting 'p again
grimola

Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast
One of the best line, but not the best line, this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH2X0A5z_GY

Been given a section 21 lads. Gonna be made homeless.
FML

>>22780311
damn
good luck anon

alri lads hows it foing

How's it foing

we smokin penises

Welsh PAWGs

poo farting

>>22781100
Never thought about it before but I need one of these

drinking full fat boba bola feels good man

>>22781103
Same

Irish diaspora pov

not even looked at /int/brit/ since 26th of may
must say it feels good to say you're going to do something and then do it

>>22781182
I wish I were as strong as you

reading some passages and verse from you-know-what

>>22781408
The Cantos by Ezra Pound?

>>22781408
y__ b_____?

odds shower
evens another can
dubs crack open the port

>>22781506
is that aunt robin

>>22781520
ye cobie smulders innit

>>22781529
had a huge crush on her in my late teens
never got to kiss or fuck a woman that looked like that unfortunately
>cobie
what a bizarre name for a woman lol

odds shower
evens yet another can
dubs crack open the port

>>22781655
oh shit lol

>>22781655
>>22781661
have fun anon haha

>cockburns
cock burns hehe

grangling yhe binble

>>22781984
no offense mate but you are fucking BORING

>>22782003
cheers lad

bro port going hard not gonna lie for real for real on god bro for real

>>22782091
what are you doing while drinking

>>22782158
watching youtube vids and fucking around in other 4chan threads and procrastinating and doing a wee and smoking a cig
not getting a shower though which i need
what are you up to

forgot my usual pic from the cool pic folder

>>22782091
are you the lad who used to post port on intbrit

>>22782220
i posted about port on there once
then i saw a bunch of other posts started coming up on there about port
i like to think i got some of the lads into it
so in conclusion? maybe

but i will say this port tastes good and feels good

>>22781182
A clue gained

might just post some pictures now i'm drunk

His Victoria Cross citation reads:

For great gallantry, skill and devotion to duty when in charge of a Lewis gun in HM Motor Launch 306 in the St Nazaire raid on 28 March 1942.

Motor Launch 306 came under heavy fire while proceeding up the River Loire towards the port. Sergeant Durrant, in his position abaft the bridge, where he had no cover or protection, engaged enemy gun positions and searchlights ashore. During this engagement he was severely wounded in the arm but refused to leave his gun. The Motor Launch subsequently went down the river and was attacked by a German destroyer at 50 to 60 yards range, and often closer. In this action Sergeant Durrant continued to fire at the destroyer's bridge with the greatest of coolness and with complete disregard of the enemy's fire. The Motor Launch was illuminated by the enemy searchlight, and Sergeant Durrant drew on himself the individual attention of the enemy guns, and was again wounded in many places. Despite these further wounds he stayed in his exposed position, still firing his gun, although after a time only able to support himself by holding on to the gun mounting.

After a running fight, the Commander of the German destroyer called on the Motor Launch to surrender. Sergeant Durrant's answer was a further burst of fire at the destroyer's bridge. Although now very weak, he went on firing, using drums of ammunition as fast as they could be replaced. A renewed attack by the enemy vessel eventually silenced the fire of the Motor Launch, but Sergeant Durrant refused to give up until the destroyer came alongside, grappled the Motor Launch and took prisoner those who remained alive.

Sergeant Durrant's gallant fight was commended by the German officers on boarding the Motor Launch. This very gallant non-commissioned officer later died of the many wounds received in action.

>>22782777
reckon you would enjoy the photography of chris killip if you haven't already seen it

>>22782828
very cool
thanks

>>22782828
these are great
my mate's mum is an artist and if she hasn't seen these, i think she'll like them

>>22782905
innit
mad that most of them are from the fucking 70s, looks like a completely different century
they did a big exhibition at the baltic in newcastle a few years ago that's when i first saw his pictures

In March 1942, as a Captain in command of number 6 Troop, No. 2 Commando, he [Micky Burn] took part in Operation Chariot, the St. Nazaire Raid, his own 6 Troop contributing 29 men to the overall total of 264 Army personnel taking part. As leader of the starboard column of troop carried in several Motor Launches (MLs), Burn's ML192 was one of the first vessels to come under fire, crashing ablaze into the Old Mole. Of his 6 Troop contingent, 14 men were killed. The rest, many of whom were forced to take to the water, were captured early on.

Having been hauled ashore by one of his men, and despite being wounded several times, Burn was able to make his way to his target, the only member of his team to do so. Burn later attempted to escape the tightening German cordon along with two of his men, one of whom was killed. Burn, along with his remaining companion, was captured and entered a lengthy period of confinement as a "guest of the Reich".

For his actions during the raid Burn received the award of the Military Cross. Of the 609 soldiers and sailors who entered the Loire estuary that night, five were awarded the Victoria Cross – the greatest number for any single action during the war.

>>22782950
it's grim up north

For great gallantry and determination in the attack on St. Nazaire in command of HMS Campbeltown. Under intense fire directed at the bridge from point blank range of about 100 yards, and in the face of the blinding glare of many searchlights, he steamed her into the lock-gates and beached and scuttled her in the correct position. This Victoria Cross is awarded to Lieutenant-Commander Beattie in recognition not only of his own valour but also of that of the unnamed officers and men of a very gallant ship's company, many of whom have not returned.

On 28 March 1942 in the attack on St. Nazaire, France, Lieutenant Colonel Newman was in charge of the military forces and he was one of the first ashore, leading his men and directing operations "utterly regardless of his own safety", according to his citation. Under his inspiring leadership the troops held vastly superior numbers of the enemy at bay until the demolition parties had done their work. "The outstanding gallantry and devotion to duty of this fearless officer, his brilliant leadership and initiative, were largely responsible for the success of this perilous operation", the citation noted. The colonel then attempted to fight through into open country and not until all the ammunition was spent were he and his men overwhelmed and taken prisoner.

>>22782173
already showered me having a beer listening to some music and catching up on some work

>>22783064
nice one
i am absolutely stinking
i'll finish this port and get my bollocks and arse washed like a human being
then i might listen to some tunes
speaking of which, what music are you enjoying?

The KING has been graciously pleased to approve the award of the Victoria Cross for daring and valour in the attack on the German Naval Base at St. Nazaire, to:

Commander Robert Edward Dudley Ryder, Royal Navy.

For great gallantry in the attack on St Nazaire. He commanded a force of small unprotected ships in an attack on a heavily defended port and led H.M.S. Campbeltown in under intense fire from short range weapons at point blank range. Though the main object of the expedition had been accomplished in the beaching of Campbeltown, he remained on the spot conducting operations, evacuating men from Campbeltown and dealing with strong points and close range weapons while exposed to heavy fire for one hour and sixteen minutes, and did not withdraw till it was certain that his ship could be of no use in rescuing any of the Commando Troops who were still ashore. That his Motor Gun Boat, now full of dead and wounded, should have survived and should have been able to withdraw through an intense barrage of close range fire was almost a miracle.

The Victoria Cross (VC) is the highest and most prestigious decoration of the British decorations system. It is awarded for valour "in the presence of the enemy" to members of the British Armed Forces and may be awarded posthumously. It was previously awarded to service personnel in the broader British Empire (later Commonwealth of Nations), with most successor independent nations now having established their own honours systems and no longer recommending British honours. It may be awarded to a person of any military rank in any service and to civilians under military command.

>>22785296
any d-day ones?

>>22785426
Not quite D-Day, but:

The KING has been graciously pleased to approve awards of the VICTORIA CROSS to: —

Captain (temporary Major) Robert Henry Cain (129484), The Royal Northumberland Fusiliers, (attd. The South Staffordshire Regiment) (I Airborne Division) (Salcombe, Devon).

In Holland on 19th September, 1944, Major Cain was commanding a rifle company of the South Staffordshire Regiment during the Battle of Arnhem when his company was cut off from the rest of the battalion and during the next six days was closely engaged with enemy tanks, self-propelled guns and infantry. The Germans made repeated attempts to break into the company position by infiltration and had they succeeded in doing so the whole situation of the Airborne Troops would have been jeopardised.

Major Cain, by his outstanding devotion to duty and remarkable powers of leadership, was to a large extent personally responsible for saving a vital sector from falling into the hands of the enemy.

On 20th September a Tiger tank approached the area held by his company and Major Cain went out alone to deal with it armed with a P.I.A.T.. Taking up a position he held his fire until the tank was only 20 yards away when he opened up. The tank immediately halted and turned its guns on him, shooting away a corner of the house near where this officer was lying. Although wounded by machine gun bullets and falling masonry, Major Cain continued firing until he had scored several direct hits, immobilised the tank and supervised the bringing up of a 75mm. howitzer which completely destroyed it. Only then would he consent to have his wounds dressed.

In the next morning this officer drove off three more tanks by the fearless use of his P.I.A.T., on each occasion leaving cover and taking up position in open ground with complete disregard for his personal safety.

Cont...

Continued from >>22785432

During the following days, Major Cain was everywhere where danger threatened, moving amongst his men and encouraging them by his fearless example to hold out. He refused rest and medical attention in spite of the fact that his hearing had been seriously impaired because of a perforated eardrum and he was suffering from multiple wounds.

On 25 September the enemy made a concerted attack on Major Cain's position, using self-propelled guns, flame throwers and infantry. By this time the last P.I.A.T. had been put out of action and Major Cain was armed with only a light 2" mortar. However, by a skilful use of this weapon and his daring leadership of the few men still under his command, he completely demoralized the enemy who, after an engagement lasting more than three hours, withdrew in disorder.

Throughout the whole course of the Battle of Arnhem, Major Cain showed superb gallantry. His powers of endurance and leadership were the admiration of all his fellow officers and stories of his valour were being constantly exchanged amongst the troops. His coolness and courage under incessant fire could not be surpassed.

bit of music for you here lads

Paul Weller - You Do Something To Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM1rSTOs7Zs

three deaf blokes on the train to wembley
first one sees the sign and goes "ah we're here, it's wembley"
second one goes "no it's not, it's thursday"
third one goes "so am i let's go get a drink"

odds get a tesco delivery with all beers and cigs and that
evens just have the wine i've got in and leave it
dubs that delivery but also a massive curry

>>22787131
big odds
what cigs are you getting

>>22783080
Stepped away from the computer for the evening sorry
Was listening to some Japanese jazz, at that moment it was Cat by Hiroshi Suzuki
Hope you enjoyed your evening

>>22787199
benson gold
used to be marlboro red, but they ran out a few days ago so i had a punt on these bensons and now i won't smoke anything else

>>22787232
damn, my other hard drive has a folder of japanese jazz
it's even called japanese jazz
can't remember a single band off the top of my head now though

>>22787255
where were these dubs when i was rolling for a big curry?

>>22787255
It is tough for me to remember their names too
Just recently been getting into it, but it is a very fun and interesting period

>>22787264
i just remembered the name of one of my favourite ones
LAMP

really nice and chill, but you probably know that
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHIkGG3ThOG3ri8qe7rqB9ARv4HaDd7ry

>>22787264
Here's another one:

Casiopea - Tears Of The Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT6YDPWaty4

>>22787408
>>22787441
don't know LAMP but do know Casiopea
thanks I appreciate it will listen to some of this later

why's someone spamming poo in other /brit/
i genuinely don't understand the little wars that people wage in that thread

morning /comfybrit/

>>22782845
Was elvis a jeet?

elvis poosley

poo suede shoes

>>22792136
good post

>>22788441
gotta spam it somewhere I suppose

thinking of her again

dead thread again is it

>>22795598
Is a bit dead

hello my angels x

burger i just made is going to give me explosive diarrhea any moment now i can just feel it why oh why does this happen to me

>>22799390
funny that i had a dream about eating this curry i made where the chicken was really undercooked and then i woke up and needed a shit

>>22799393
it's not food poisoning though it's some bizarre reaction my body has to food where I have explosive liquid shit ten or fifteen minutes after I eat then I am completely fine afterward
happens with lots of different random things too even vegan meals I've prepared myself

anyone else watching the riots?
Gloom Tube covering them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur8y8tXkG2A

listening to lighthouse family - high

mad how i still get a tiny buzz when i see it's 6pm because 25 years ago that's when a new episode of (golden age) simpsons would come on

been thinking about building a mega PC for the sole purpose of installing one of these ai things with the guardrails removed, and training it to help me get rich quick
it'd be an investment innit
also might be a laugh

>>22802499
imagine if you achieve agi
you could get it to solve /brit/s spam problem

>>22802680
>skynet, your first command is to post in the internet forum known as /brit/, found on the /int/ board of 4chan.org, at a rate of 99,999,999 posts per second
>the content of these posts shall be the word "poo," repeated to the maximum extent in every post

>>22802693
sending the t-800 back in time to kill bradley walsh's mother thereby preventing his face from ever being posted

Alright lads, how goes it

An AI post filter would be so good

can smell my neighbours breakfast
fish and chips
what are they like

just got fucked raw in the arsehole by a reading comprehension exam

>>22804632
Bizarre

might go troll the nerds on /g/ in solidarity with ted kaczinsky

>>22806824
Genuinely would like to see you try
That entire board is just troll posts now

>brian wilson finally died
wew, /mu/ have been waiting for this day since long before i got to this site

good morning

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