alivebtw

>>22802276 (OP)

>>22802276 (OP)
Won't last long

>>22802284
at least until tomorrow

>>22802294
What happens tomorrow?

>>22802295
unrel but i might buy a phone

>>22802301
Very cool

>>22802307
GALAXY ZFOLD6
mhm mhm

>>22802316
Can it still fold if you crack the screen?

>>22802325
the screen is soft or something at least the inner one so it wont crack if you dont jinx it

>>22802329
Drop it on the concert
Fuck around and find out

nuh

Are you sober?

>>22802276 (OP)
DGAF

>>22802402
asked

>>22802316
People still buy foldable meme phones?

>>22802329
the fuck you mean "the screen is soft"

>>22802416
hey
>>22802418
bozo it can literally bend

1k for a flip phone baka

I paid

>>22803159

>>22803159
I vill learn this subhuman language one day.....
I wasted over 3 months doing nothing rotting in a cell and I couldn't order books to study

>I wasted over 3 months doing nothing rotting in a cell

>>22803171
why were you in jail

it's true it's true
>>22803180
the chemistry shenanigans

Did they find your blog?

>>22803183
how many bombsdid you build
theres a much easier way than that

>>22803184
you will never have to supress your laughter while federal police officers question you about 4chan threads they printed out and give you to read
>>22803188
ZERO
IM PLEADING
NOT GUILTY

>>22803189
what about in minecraft
i want to look at ur tnt

>>22803193
shut the fuck up its not even funny the feds are watching everything you read and they are hosting the archive of this board and I wish I was kidding

>>22803189
How did you get caught? Are you done serving time?

>>22803196
I didn't serve any time this was investigative custity and the trial is still going and it's probably gonna end in probation and fines

At least my antisocial label made me get a single cell I would have kms if I was in a double cell

>>22803200
Don't blog about it if your trail is still on going.

>>22803195
i am a fed actually
my name is agent milton and i work for the Nachrichtendienst des Bundes

>>22803242
Why not im not breaking the law i only need to abstrain from drugs(hard), not own any chemicals, and not own weapons at least until it's over
>>22803245
frick yourself and stop wasting tax moneis on depressed loosers

>>22803253
aw its just a drug charge
i thought it'd be something interesting or funny but thats just lame

>>22803253
its dumb

>>22803258
I wish it was just drug charges but those don't get handled by the federal courts
>>22803270
I am dumb

>>22803277
ples translate i'm ilterate

>>22803282
no cuz u didn't attach cute anime girl

>>22803289
i'm sowwy

>>22803294
hehe now I got one for free just use google or sth

>>22803282
I don't really get it either but "BKP" stands for "Federal Criminal Police" (Bundeskriminell Polizei) and you should be able to read the word "explosive".
Dipshit.

Report: Analysis of Electronic Secured Items, BKP from 11.04.2025

From the above report, it can be seen that in 2024, [name redacted] conducted 1,774 calls and saved 17,820 contacts. Some contacts were stored under names suggesting a connection to chemistry. The report explicitly states that no link could be established between the stored contacts and the alleged offenses. Furthermore, of the 296,762 documents stored on the mobile phone, only 36 contained the keyword "explosive".

While 262,340 messages from various applications were stored, many of these messages were reportedly not personal messages to [name redacted], but rather exchanged in a chat group. The stored messages did not contain any relevant information.

Of the 74,750 messages stored in the cloud, only 46 contained the word "explosive"; in these, [name redacted] allegedly wrote that he produced explosives, knew a lot about explosives, and had blown things up using explosives (Report, p. 3 and 4).

BO: Report on the analysis of electronic secured items from 11.04.2025
In the files

BO: Supplementary forensic-psychological report from 23.05.2025
In the files


Is this right?

>>22803308
Its my chad lawyer argumenting why I should be let out and I think this part is what added the most to it out of this 10 page document

>>22803308
>>22803314
lmao i didnt actually expect him to have made bombs
before any feds here get on my ass, it is completely legal for me to talk about explosives (1st ammendment), and even make one under the condition that i set it off in the same place and day that i would make it (like tannerite)
and i would never put a train derailer anywhere except on my own private property on a rail that is supposed to be decommissioned (legally allowed)
US: 1
Switzerland: 0

>in these, [name redacted] allegedly wrote that he produced explosives, knew a lot about explosives, and had blown things up using explosives

>>22803337
im a.... CLOWN
so what

>>22803366
clowns dont commit crimes thats bad

>>22803320
>>22803331
I know I sound like a fed, but why don't you guys just fix your lives, stop fucking around with legalities, and just work a job or something?

Or even if you want to neet, just stop fucking around with borderline illegal things and live more productive lives for your own personal goals or hobbies while living on government money (which is OK), but literally anything productive, good, and useful rather than just wasting away?

this is funny i am laughing

>>22803366
God gives his strongest clowns his funniest battles for me to watch

>>22803380
antisocialmaxxing.... I can't leave my hands off edgy stuff and also I have a job and they still haven't fired me I'm gonna continue working next month
>>22803384
this ain't no sitcom bozo

>>22803380
i'm mostly just memeing because i'm drunk
>work a job
i've sent out somewhere around the ballpark of 170 applications and gotten a few interviews and 0 hires this fucking recession makes finding a job harder than asking someone for their hand in marriage

God FUCK why didn't they fire me
He just doesn't want me to neet

>>22803387
But you'll keep me updated like it is

>>22803422
>170 applications and gotten a few interviews and 0 hires
You're doing something wrong and its not because of a recession

>>22803422
But fair enough. I'm curious. Age and amount and types of work experience?

>>22803435
I'm not fucking autistic, just retarded
Also this wasn't all on 4chud it was in specific forums

The guys from the serbian mafia where the most chill to talk with

>>22803429
i tried a spruced up resume, i tried just applications without resumes, wasting half an hour on bullshit company sites for each position, indeed, and linkedin
>>22803437
21, worked one job at a store for 10 months in 2022-2023 before i quit to focus on my degree and because the shit pay in combination with next to no hours meant i was getting like $300 a month at best
the only way i actually got that store job is because i went in person to ask the manager by name about the job first, and it seems to be the only real way to get fucking hired

>>22803451
Did they ask you for anything bomb related?

>>22803451
i'm guessing they talked to you about explosives?

>>22803460
maybe op should join the military and become a sapper to put his skills to good use, assuming his felony charge doesnt prevent him from joining

>>22803460
>>22803462
No we talked about normal people things also we gymed together serbians are very calm and civilized even the ones who smuggle hundreds of kilos of cocaine
>>22803479
A previous felony already prevented me from attending mandatory military service

>>22803479
I can't imagine he'd want to be in the military

>>22803493
Make a deal to sell them out for a reduced punishment

>>22803493
what was the other felony for
>>22803497
i wanna make a joke about selling the judge explosives but for free and without telling them but thats probably a little too spicey

>>22803497
I would have went because the alternative is paying the fee for missing mandatory service that is 3% of my income
Also these people are already going to prison anyway how should I sell them out
>>22803504
Something even more stupid I don't want to talk about it I'm already too nostalgic for the time before I was arrested
chem was literally the only good thing in my life

>>22803520
maybe you should move to the US where you can blow up all the explosives you want under certain legal restrictions, and even own things like cannons
and maybe you could put your interest into related things, like tear gas (legal here), star shells (basically a mortar/artillery shell, or rocket you launch into the sky with a very large and extremely bright flare payload that lights up the whole sky at night), or fireworks

>>22803554
Bro I can't even get a simple visa to the US with that criminal record

>>22803563
that doesnt stop mexcrements

Ugh this fucking loneliness again, if I cant do drugs I might have to try alcohol to cope
I wonder how I did this without drugs
In the whole 3 months the only visit I got was my father and at least my mother picked me up from the release but there's a cliff between us
>>22803575
I heard in sanctuary cities you are free to blow up cars

I think I just actually did a fatal mistake
Not only dumb, also fatal

>>22803613
better to stay away from drugs, and i dont mean that in a "drugs are le bad for you" way i mean that as someone who still desperately wants to try breaking through on dmt
psychadelics and dxm fucked me up bad, in a way i cant really describe
its like, psychadelics taught me that consciousness can be changed and warped beyond what should be possible, doing shrooms for the first time was on the same level as like finding solid evidence of god or enlightenment, and it was incredible
but i learned the hard way that as incredible as it can be a bad experience can traumatize you for life like shellshock during a war
i used to trip fine but one time i took it and i realized how i was losing control of my body, and the utter helplessness was incomprehensibly terrifying, and my body started treating the psychadelics in my system like a poison reacting to it badly with pain spreading all across my body, like the devil was strangling every nerve in my body and brain
and its not just psychadelics, but any drug i try that does it now, other than alcohol or nicotine
i went to the ER twice because of it thinking maybe it was a seizure or something worse but both times they said i was completely fine and didnt have anything happen to me
and it was humiliating because they acted like i was fine and was just faking it or like it was just the effects of the drug making me panic
you will have the experience of a lifetime when you die, so put down the drugs and enjoy a coherent, sober life while you have it
sorry if thats a little much i just wanna get it off my chest

>>22803676
I never had any prblem like that drugs just make me happy (especally 4mmc) and they are good to cope with boredom and self pitty, thankfully I have good genetics against addiction or I'm just scared enough by it that I don't overdo it
OKAY THATS A LIE I DO OVERDO IT BUT I CAN CATCH MYSELF
Also all psychs are ass except shrooms do real drugs

>>22803927
i did do shrooms though those were like my main thing
but trust me when i say the consequences are far greater than you can imagine, my daily life was living hell for 8 months straight because of it, unable to do any drugs, feeling pain all the time, getting panic attacks, etc.

>>22803932
I don't do drugs to numb the pain but to selfpittymaxx, you wouldn't geddit

>>22803940
i do get it, thats pretty much why i did drugs in the first place, used to like to do dxm a lot and just check out of life for a few hours while binging anime or music and looking at my gun cabinet thinking how great it would be to just kill myself
i really do miss it, but not enough to put the terror of death back into me when it took so long to get over it

>>22803959
NO YOU DON'T GET IT I LITERALLY DID PARTY DRUGS ALONE AND STIMS BECAUSE I LIKED THE FEELING OF BEING ALONE¨
Now I need to relate on alcohol and cigs bleh
Also even though I took masses of drugs I didn't develop a single dependency

>>22803982
but party drugs dont make you self pity it just makes you horny and orgasmically happy
if anything, out of the two of us you're the one who doesnt know how to self pity max like i do
dxm literally makes you dissociate it makes you feel disconnected from everything and everyone thats why its called a dissociative
and besides you need to feel sorry for me instead of bragging because i dont get to do party drugs, i'll never and have never experienced molly cocaine or any opioids
you should feel bad for getting to do all these wonderful kinds of different drugs but i dont get any of that because when i do drugs it feels like i'm having a stroke and i have to go to the ER and writhe in pain for several hours because the doctors dont know how to help me
you asshole you dont understand how bad i fucking have it

I feel like I should just depressionmaxx and start neeting
Also I think my english deteriorated
>>22804005
The horny thing is a placebo, I never get really horny. Also DXM is just a childrens drug reall people take ketamine or something
Whatever

>>22804017
i hate that stupid view of dxm it just shows you've never actually done it, i'll die on this hill and say dxm is amazing, especially the very long lasting afterglow
ketamine doesnt last nearly as long
>horny thing is a placebo
if most party drugs arent just variations of molly then what usually are they? i thought molly made you feel like you're constantly cumming and like everything is sensual

>>22804021
>you've never actually done it,
trvke
I don't even know if it is prescribed here in my cunt
But every time I do ketamine I have to puke while I'm quazi paralized, not very nice
>if most party drugs arent just variations of molly then what usually are they?
Molly sucks ass compared to cathinones and they are barely structurally related. Molly just makes you retarded and overly happy and feeling warmth from anyone. Cathinones are way more comfy and don't make you retarded or tired
Everyone feels them different anyways


But of course MY- way of feeling is the scientifically correct and right one

>the fed looking through my tummy pics
>they ask me if I have something against gays
>I say yes

>>22802276 (OP)
Die swiss cheese

>>22804201
nyope I will live for a few years more
I actually had my birthday when I was in prison so +1

It was perfect to have my birthday in prison since nobody knew I had it and I didn't have to accept half-hearted congratulations and people arent angry at me for not bringing cake

>>22804231
WTF since when did u got in the prison?

>>22804274
I was woken up by 15 feds at 6am in my bed on the 28.2

I haven't jerked off in 3 and a half months
I think it's time.......
but to what

>>22804279
LMAOOOOOOO for what? Drug or your post quality?

>>22804341
haha ur funney
it's time to cume

>>22804348
dont do that
Also how was it being a boytoy in prison:3

>>22804378
dude I am a big hairy man and nobody is gay in civilized countries

>>22804408
you are not that retarded swiss cheese faggot guy who does lot of drugs?

>>22804435
idk who you are talking about

>>22804489
yeah thats you

You might lost your memory a little getting passed by in the prison like that its okay

Are you the same Swiss faggot who was posting cat pictures

>>22804594
no

Are you the swiss anon that posted pictures of a female cadavar with realistic muscles?

Did the police catch up with you?

>>22804752
they didn't even mention it

I know this might be cringe of me to say... but maybe don't make bombs?

>>22807792
never did that bozo