THEY PUT SPELLS IN THE FOOD YALL DONT EVEN SEE IT - /bant/ (#22806443) [Archived: 1207 hours ago]

Anonymous Unknown
6/11/2025, 4:53:46 PM No.22806443
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look at the back of yo lil bag a chips or whatever. you see them WORDS. them long ahh words soundin like "ascorbic acid" "monosodium glutamate" "xanthan gum" like bruh that aint food thats a DAMN INCANTATION. they writin spells right on the package and you just EAT IT. you think its a coincidence every time you crush a whole family size bag of hot cheetos you feel WEAK. like somebody drained yo life force. thats cause they DID.

back in the day witches would stir cauldrons mumble some latin throw in a eye of newt or whatever. now they got FACTORIES. big stainless steel CAULDRONS. they wear lab coats instead of robes but its the SAME GAME. they just modernized the craft. and the spells got stronger. why you think everybody addicted to sugar. thats a BINDING CURSE. makes you come back for more no matter how bad it hurt you.

they dont even HIDE it. they put the full spell right on the label. but its in "science words" so you dont recognize it. "natural flavors" yeah natural like a toadstool in a forest. "preservatives" preserving what. YOUR SOUL. they keep the food "fresh" so it can slowly EAT YOU.

and the barcode. AINT no way that aint a sigil. you ever really LOOK at one of them things. all them lines and numbers. thats a SEAL. binding the spell to the product. every time you scan it at checkout you ACTIVATE the magic. the machine BEEPS. thats the sound of the ritual COMPLETING.

they got us eating HEX MEALS. microwaved curses. drive-thru damnation. but its too late now. the spell already took hold. you ever try to quit fast food. that aint cravings. thats the curse FIGHTING BACK.

wake up. read the labels. learn the language. or stay asleep and keep feeding the machine. your choice.

THEY PUT SPELLS IN THE FOOD.
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Anonymous United States
6/11/2025, 4:55:22 PM No.22806444
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>>22806443 (OP)
Anonymous United States
6/11/2025, 4:58:09 PM No.22806445
>>22806443 (OP)
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Anonymous United States
6/11/2025, 4:58:11 PM No.22806446
>>22806443 (OP)
my mom says good food is made with love
this wasn't made with love ;(
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Anonymous United States
6/11/2025, 4:59:38 PM No.22806447
>>22806443 (OP)
Negro magical thinking
Anonymous United States
6/11/2025, 4:59:41 PM No.22806448
>>22806446
There's a little shareholder shit, piss and cum inside every batch of fruit loops or kids cereal. They call these things "natural flavors"
Anonymous Unknown
6/11/2025, 4:59:53 PM No.22806449
>>22806443 (OP)
yo nigga they doubted you BUT THEY WAS WRONG! They said you would neva make it, they spoke curse about you because they were THRETENED! YOU are a CHOSE ONE and they can't stand to be around YOU. They spread lies about you and twisted the truth. Now THEIR TIME has come to pay the costs. In the end YOU prevailed and they all ATE their WORDS. KARMA had its WAY and NOW theyre the ones SUFFEring the hardSHIPS they tried to curse you with. You ARE a special entity on this WORLD and a chosen light of the PEOPLE and THEY are jealous of your LIGHT role!!
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/11/2025, 5:00:12 PM No.22806450
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>>22806443 (OP)
True
Anonymous United States
6/11/2025, 5:00:53 PM No.22806451
>>22806443 (OP)
>be me
>eat magic
>built like a fucking war machine
>continue to enjoy life and magic
Life is too short not to consume magic, nigga, just eat the magic.
Anonymous New Zealand
6/11/2025, 5:01:01 PM No.22806452
>>22806443 (OP)
I suppose the book of spells is known as Codex Alimentarius?
Anonymous Canada
6/11/2025, 5:01:03 PM No.22806453
What an amazingly retarded way to come to the correct conclusion about processed foods being unhealthy. Well done, keep it up.
Anonymous United States
6/11/2025, 5:01:31 PM No.22806454
go
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>>22806443 (OP)
>the machine BEEPS
Anonymous Unknown
6/11/2025, 5:01:33 PM No.22806455
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>>22806449
>>22806443 (OP)
*forgot pic
Anonymous United States
6/11/2025, 5:04:23 PM No.22806456
>>22806443 (OP)
As dumb as you may be anon, you're actually 100% right.
Anonymous Canada
6/11/2025, 5:06:07 PM No.22806457
>>22806443 (OP)
Yakub knew this
Anonymous Canada
6/11/2025, 5:06:21 PM No.22806458
>>22806443 (OP)
So wait, if I just steal my food the spells in my food won't be activated by the demonic sigils formed by the barcode and scanner?
Anonymous Costa Rica
6/11/2025, 5:06:40 PM No.22806459
>Absolutely retarded nigger take on processed foods.
>Zero functional knowledge of Chemistry.
>Somehow manage to infer that eating them is bad for you.
>The net effect is positive.

4chin is truly a magical place.
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Anonymous Canada
6/11/2025, 5:07:43 PM No.22806460
>>22806459
Midwits lose again
Anonymous ID: lzmIwQObUnited States
6/11/2025, 5:15:08 PM No.22806468
>>22806459
it do be like that
Anonymous ID: TZebz7HMUnited States
6/11/2025, 5:43:51 PM No.22806499
nigger
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Anonymous ID: isRJ92QCUnited States
6/11/2025, 6:25:52 PM No.22806559
Nigger tier logic.
>I don't understand these big words so it must be magic
Sodium Chloride Manganese Sucralose POTASSIUM! There I just cast mass dispel on all processed food everywhere. You feel better?
Anonymous ID: XMvum6AsNew Zealand
6/11/2025, 6:49:24 PM No.22806746
>>22806443 (OP)
>witches would stir cauldrons
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