> be me
> 5'10 185lb chinese gymcel
> take driving test in inner city, uni friends said it's easy
> examiner waddles out, ~300lbs, black woman
> not racist, just what I saw
> smells like tempoyak (spoiled durian)
> Saw her earlier carrying 3 entire bags of hawaiian rolls slung over shoulder into the building
> yelling at me before I get in the car
> whatever
> drive like an expert
> every rule followed, smooth as hell
> instructor from paid lessons said I drive like a boomer
> pull back in & expect pass
> she starts listing fake reasons
> "hard braking" (I braked soft), "overturning" (I didn't), etc
> talks about my "attitude" (I was quiet and respectful)
> i hear her mutter "fucking Ch*nk" while I get out
> I literally have a US citizenship and talk like a white person
> probably taking next test back in the fatherland
am I cooked anons?

>>22809988 (OP)
Well are you a slant eyed chink?

>>22809988 (OP)
Never deal with a big black woman working for the government. Go to a small town where a white person works at DMV.

But also politeness doesn't work with blacks, you have to make some kind of bantz and mistakes to pass cause they hate excellence

>>22809988 (OP)
You will never be a real American, chang.

>>22809988 (OP)
Based niggress keeping the chinks off the road.

>>22809989
my eyes aren’t slanted at all. I’m pretty sure most of my ancestors were central asian

Just come in wearing blackface next time yellling out whats good nigguh! as soon as you talk to the first black person working there and dap them up

>>22809988 (OP)
>gook
>drive perfectly
Kek. no.

>>22809988 (OP)
You would fair better here. All our DMVs are run by chinese people.

>>22809996
Not han so idk. Realistically might retry at rural dmv

>>22809991
I hate communism and I’m not even han

>>22809988 (OP)
Just call her for what she was OP, a nigger.

>>22809988 (OP)
FUCK YOU THIS WAS POLITICAL! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck send it back to /pol/ nigger jannies.

>>22810184
political concerning government institutions, i think pol admin wants it to be racist. racism is wrong because we all come from adam, so racism is like calling your sister a donkey

>>22809988 (OP)
typical racist black woman. if it makes you feel better, they hate white men more (at least, they pretend to)

>>22810184
>>22810206
you guys should sue 4chan