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I'm FUDDING edition
NEWS:
-- No /tv/ threads until S4 actually starts
-- One of the S4 girls DROPPED OUT!
-- Kalei is homeless
-- Fishtank season 4 starts on Friday June 13th
-- Season pass is now $10 per month (pass needed to watch anything between 10pm and 10am)
-- Bloodgames 2 is happening 3 weeks after S4, then "something else" after that
>Watch Herewww.fishtank.live/
www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive
https://ppv.wtf/ft
>Socialsx.com/fishtankislive
boards.fishnet.gg/
>Show Archiveswww.fishtank.live/archive
https://gofile.io/d/ZGcCyl
Previous
>>22807920
I called somebody at my work nontent and everybody was confused and now they won’t talk to me
https://gofile.io/d/mxAuwu
So Sam is knee deep in mizzy's gash rn
nigga callin in to her stream and rubbing it in her simps faces
>>22810479mogged their asses anon w
volatility is advantageous
>>22810482Is Sam wearing a day-date on his left wrist?
>>22810487would love to hear jet try to say these words
Does anyone have a link to the Bitchtank archives?
>>22810491what's a day date
>One of the S4 girls DROPPED OUT!
MAKE THE CALL JET
>>22810490https://pvp.money/
dude
TJ replaces the person who dropped out
>>22810490>PvP Money x Fishtank: Prediction Market>official fishtank gambling sponsorNEW SLOT MACHINES
>>22810502You need to stop whatever it is that you're doing
>>22810500That sounds like a great idea
>>22810490gambling sponsor, big shock. never seeing TJ again
>>22810507>never seeing TJ againthank god
Is Mia's insta still deactivated?
>>22810507good he's nontent
>>22810514She hardly used social media anyway.
>>22810482yes, strange choice to wear a dress watch when he dresses like shit. It looks totally out of place.
>>22810516The one Letty molested (probably)
I got banned from /tv/ for starting that last thread
>>22810518It's technically a "sports watch." Dress watches are a lot thinner and typically worn with leather straps.
>>22810478Play Endless Duel
>>22810520yes we've been saying this would happen
Kalei needs to get fatter
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>>22810490Get out of our website dude
>>22810497Wasn't he talking about buying a rolex a few months ago? Thats prolly what he got and now Moerissa is getting it.
>>22810527does anyone have the summer/mauro versions of this?
a gambling partnership was probably the last ultra sleazy thing fishtank was missing
imagine betting money on the rose challenge
looks good
I'll add to the klauslist
https://youtu.be/3uuTYio0Nfw
>>22810518Hes also wearing his lifts. He wasn't wearing them at the Austin premier. Plus he fucking called into her stream. Thats 100% his black guy voice in the clips.
fishtank is using real money for betting
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fair competitions incoming
i told you fags we should've tried a test run on /trash/ but nobody ever listens
>>22810536yea we already knew they were fucking by the way binx was acting during the s3 RV/hotel streams
>>22810490in other words "this is our last season and we need to get as much money as possible"
putting down a grand on jimmy being the next to leave only to see him come back up with joker makeup
>>22810536Why won't he lose weight and just stop eating like shit? Does he want to die? Is hapa Sam Jr. gonna grow up without a father?
>>22810549Rin Hyde is going to inherit fishtank.live someday
losing your investment on cole cause production kicks him for saying nina
>>22810516Claire's better sister
nearly every elimination or competition result has been staged or contrived by production. why would anyone gamble actual money on anything that happens in the tank
>>22810550he really wanted to bet on powtank
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/211370436/#q211370436
this thread doesn't have the trash can saying it was deleted
I've been noticing weird shit like this all day.
https://www.sec.gov/submit-tip-or-complaint
Sam and Jet are picking a winner from the start, and cashing in, and once Bloodgames 2 is done that's the end of FishTank. Calling it now.
triple parlay on burt jerking off, simbal groping a woman, and alex b swearing to god. lock it
betting that JC will be eliminated from the gator squats challenge between Cole and Brian and becoming a millionare
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>>22810556to see how the /trash/ experiment would go like we did with /b/. i feel like enough time has passed since mr heck.
putting everything i own on tj winning season 4
>>22810561Spooky
>>22810563What am I supposed to be submitting a tip for
>>22810565bro you’re gonna make bank
>people already quitting and it hasn't even started
all of my keks. the fishtroons can't catch a break. rip s4 already.
>>22810568huh? shut up dude
getting to bet everyday whether or not sam will come in grumpy
just took the over on how many times tayleigh says nigger today
>>22810546Its still hilarious he called in and did his most obvious schtick. They literally can't stop fucking the talent.
evening all, how we doin
also, what are you retards doing to get yourselves booted from /tv/ days before it airs?
>>22810561Maybe they're sending them here
the over/under for sam’s snot rockets on day 1 is 19.5 and brother i’m taking the over
>>22810576she was mad people were complaining about the game and wanted to watch her play roblox. now she's watching false hawks
>>22810549>>22810552Nope little baby mizzy is going to get it all now. His fullblood child will get the crypto and his two mudblood baby mommies will be written out.
False Hawks watch along with Claire starting now
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There is a special place in hell for fishstank fans
>>22810580https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749526811634725.mp4
I still don't know what false hawks is
>>22810592>>22810593https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749629883698210.webm
ok not a gambler but if they let you predict the genders here's my sussed out opinion from their hints. I do not take responsibility for your decisions, these hints could all be a gaslight or interpreted wrong lol
Guys:
>D??? (Most likely a guy if he's a rival/friend of F???)
>F??? (Described as the Jon/Jimmy/Alex B of the season)
>A??? (Could have been a girl, but ?ER? leaving confirms no)
>J?N (Possibly JIN, sounds like an Asian/Indian guy, mints implied people will regret buying, also said there will be a fish from a subcontinent)
Girls
>D??C (Is a girl)
>A?G? (People will happy when they walk through the door, appearance is important, also most names that start with A and have G as the third letter or further are feminine)
>R??? (Has sleep apnea, most likely fat, everyone will hate them, they have plot armor, likely the 'protagonist' girl)
>E??E (originally called E?NR, she is the replacement for ?ER? the drop out)
>>22810596if you’re wrong i’m losing the house
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749663027758667.webm
when i was in charge we had a full week on tv
i hate you all
>>22810584oh yeah, that could explain it
or it got sent to b or trash or something
>>22810593a bad movie some guy made but it has greg, alex b, and tayleigh and some others in it
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>they need a female
Post her bail Jet Troon
>>22810611Why is it so tiny lmao
Admins are testing an e-celeb board atm and using us as guinea pigs
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what are these among us ass room names
>>22810613So people did not have to see her face fullscreen
no false hawks, man or muppet
I'm gonna quit smoking
This time
For reals
It's gonna happen
I believe
AM I A MAN
OR AM I A MUPPET
question: why delete the threads instead of moving them to /bant/?
>>22810623They've done that before I think we had like 3 main ftls on Bant at one time
>>22810520Did Sam and Jet not pay the mods this time around?
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austin powers tank
jet can be dr evil
Fishstank is a virus that needs to be extinguished
>>22810616this content is the way of the future
>>22810627her head is so huge
>>22810626They paid with ?ER? stox, which are now worthless
that was really sweet and really gay
>>22810626they really need your $10
>>22810636Well you guys have your TV thread and you all have this thread plus many other spin off generals for your various simps and that stupid redhead ginger fat guy
if you thought S4 would be burtless they added a burt tts voice you'll actually be hearing him constantly again
They way you guys talk about Claire, I was expecting more than 14 viewers on her streams….
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stretch mawks
>>22810641Why do you have to be so mean
Look at what you've done to Scott with your cruel words and deeds
>>22810616If /ftl/ is how they're testing whether an eceleb board would be a good idea they're almost certainly gonna realize it isn't. Remember when that tranny got kiwifarms nuked from the clearnet? I doubt 4chan mods want a situation like that on their hands especially with how many schizos have come out of allowing one wigger slop eceleb stream on /tv/. Any eceleb board would just be an egirl/lolcow stalking board
>>22810644calypso is fecking minging
>>22810643Shhh keep it that way
i'm just glad josie's back. s4 has potential now
>>22810645scott just wants to help people get ps5s and make them laugh and teach them how to defend themselves and people treat him in such cruel ways :(
>>22810649Back in what way?
does jimmy talk about rugrats in false hawks
>>22810657Cole, he meant to use this instead
Claire - Man or a Muppet
https://gofile.io/d/xlaJCY
Why did they just say "We're back"?
https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1933063727336522124
>>22810645I don’t give a fuck about that Jewish red headed fat nigger talentless hack
>>22810666must be a hint about one of the new letters and stripes
>>22810666They got a replacement
everyone is so angry
time for trish delish
Hey guys, huge False Hawks fan here. I heard Jimmy and Tayleigh were contestants on this show? I'm having trouble finding it, I've checked Netflix and Hulu and Paramount Plus. What channel was it on?
>>22810673Or maybe ?ER? came back
how many awards 4 false hawks?
>>22810676They replaced ?ER? with E??E
Brian Wilson passed away at age 82
>>22810680exposition nontent slop
Is this a stealth /tv/ thread?
>>>/tv/211371850
>>22810683God only knows what i'd be without /ftl/
>>22810680"less views than a josie stream" award
White girl wasted karaoke is kino
>>>/tv/211372009
Real stealth thread
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bros turn on the TV greg just gifted a copy of false hawks to the new pope
claire barfed all over her twin peaks book
So I could probably just drive through Appalachia and roll down my window to chat up any hillbilly qt and tell her to get in and drive away with a gf and make her my wife if I wanted?
>entire season was planned around the person they expected to win and be a fan favorite
>she dropped out 2 days before it was supposed to start
Trish deserves white children
>>22810701during her latest stream
didn't watch though
Claire’s soft singing voice is actually kinda good
>>22810707You have to beat up her 4-6 gay guys first.
>>22810708Well atleast we have STOX so the season wont be boring
Trish & Kalei as freeloaders
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Look at Sam’s skull shape and size
Most Appalachian chicks are married or have kids by their 20s
Just change your location to like West Virginia and see all the single moms. Probably why losers like cockbuddy had to pay ugly chicks like Tayleigh for a chance of pussy.
>>22810699how sweet of trish to check my dubs :3
>>22810716hgh turned him into an alien
>>22810474 (OP)You can have a lot of fun with Americans when you're British. One of these things is pretending not to hear them correctly. A guy introduces himself as Bert with the D instead of the T on the end. "Burd, nice to meed you."
So then I can say "Hi Bird! I am saying that right aren't I, Bird?" and suddenly Burt has been cast into a world of linguistic hysteria that we both find funny.
Another one is the way a lot of you say "retired" because it sounds like you're saying retard. You can imagine the fun that can be had there.
>picunrel.
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>jet not sending pictures of his dick to female MDE orbiters challenge impossible
>>22810716yakub is white?!
>>22810716Blud turning into Yakub
>>22810708it was really mints who was gassing her up the most early on. I'm guessing she was the hottest girl
Insider here, new rumors for S4 is that Jet is a gay gooner?
>>22810716That's fucked up
What do you think the interview process for the new girl was?
>>22810735>you do stuff for money right?
>>22810735>spread ur joy 4 me
>>22810735her fit went nuts
Things really haven't changed much. People are still eating ass like they did back in the day.
>>22810744now i'm thinking about a rimjob from burt
also thinking about giving cryo a cum tribute? idk. lot on my mind tn
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>we lost our best contestant, now i'm gonna starve
it's gonna be a special return(greg or burt) no way they found someone new that quick
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Personally I’m glad this bitch is dead
>literally the biggest problem with fishtank is that too many people quit and the house is boringly empty by the end
>decrease the number of contestants to 8
false hawks has nothing on avgn
>>22810763Or the Irate Gamer
>>22810763false has nothing on the nostalgia critic
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why am I watch barbie with claire at 4:30 am
>>22810763I watched the gamechasers film with a mate and I can't believe I'm going to say this it was actually ok.
>>22810767we're having a good time
>>22810767Because there’s a strong possibility you may never get to again and it will be deleted before you wake up and this will be better than anything from s4
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>80% of the movie is explaining to the viewer exposition and showing storyboards for scenes you couldn’t film
very advantageous coded
Faggotnigger Burt is LIVE on YouTube!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ngRnzCjBI
>>22810765>>22810766>>22810768or linkara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poI5dBNien0
>>22810782>mfw i watched linkaras movie multiple times with faggots from /tv/captcha:OHHTV
what if the faggot ad girl is a contestant?
troll and dox her o algo (ympa)
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mister president... a copyright bot just hit the claire stream
Cool clods died for our simps
>>22810785idk but she looks like she'd give good head
the 17 of us were having fun
Claire is the most persecuted fish in history
don't worry guys we can watch burt
jupiter sends her regards
>go to coomer party
>click random post
That's the new replacement
anticlairism is the most ancient bigotry on earth
S4 will be the last Fishtank project associated with Sam
Jet is going independent after it and making himself the new Goldstriker figure
bill ottman gave the order
>>22810785We can say faggot nigger and 1488 Hitler did nothing wrong???
There’s nowhere else i can say that. Count me in!
No more gay guys to their grandparents house type stuff this season. Ok guys?
Did anybody screen record the beginning I just woke up a half hour ago
can't have threads
can't have streams
we're the niggers of the world and we're getting sick of it
Come to Fishtank island we have rape, doxxing, and emotionally unbalanced showrunners
should've saved some of those BT bitches for situations like this. fuck it just fly one of them out there. claire or kalei. just don't let jet near them.
I'm starting to feel the FUD
i will go on twitch then clodzillla
kill yourself ur messing w the wrong bitch
karma is my boyfriend and all whores r punished in the end
>>22810806in the words of marilyn manson, "everybody's someone eles's nigger"
You know what? Im starting to think that season 4 will actually be good
for one week until it turns into complete unfixable shit
i’m changing the verses to be about greg and the chorus is seGregated
https://youtu.be/PVsWh-qLITQ
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Next season should be 70s themed again but northern England 70s
What would you make Kalei do to escape her life of homelessness?
>>22810813said no one ever
Life in a northern rapetank
oh ma ma oh mi oh my ya
>>22810816Her gay guys can’t visit my house.
Marrying Kalei for her army of gay guys and turning the territorial map fabulous
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god forbid i have fun for once
anyways
>>22810829You should do karaoke streams. And just watch shit, but do it on a platform that doesn't care about copyright.
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>>22810829Can you finally review picrel?
>>22810830it was taylor swift and imagine dragons i think im in the clear now tho
but now i'm watching riverdale ttylllll
>>228108161 hour of cuddling daily requirements
are you guys ready to coom? only 1 [days] left until [FISH TANK] [SEASON] [4] ? spamton!!!!!
>>22810838we just lost the hot popular girl and she’s been replaced by a fat bitch with no eyebrows. Bad cooming vibes rn
>>22810842lol, might as well delay/cancel then, otherwise we're getting a repeat of season 2.
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Smaacktivists read up on these safe protesting tips. And send our smaackie your quirky science energy
>>22810722this is going to be the girl that Jet goons
mark my words
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>>22810829the house always wins
>>22810845Riot cop roleplay with smaack the snaack
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still loves him
Air India Plane Crash, 242 Aboard - LIVE Breaking News Coverage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7b6QEBeXCE
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female bussy
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anyways
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>Are you looking for a friend with benefits?
>This app shows you women around you who are looking for some fun!
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this is not what a human head look slike
ur a fiend
but this is one obituary ur not gonna write
:)
threads dont move on /bant/ lol
what percentage of /tv/ was samefagging?
>>22810864Holy shit he has a large slopping forehead and Neanderthal lips figures he’s a white supremacist
>>22810883Just assume that 30% of every /tv/ thread is one or two guys talking to themselves.
Bored just scrolling through old shit found shadi on a dildo
>>22810883that's literally the reason why all these faggots keep going over there, they love samefagging, i'm the only one who knows /bant/ is better
>>22810883samefagging is content
>>22810864so that's the reason for all the oversized hats and beanies huh
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>>22810883Yes but also America is asleep or too drunk to post anymore
>>22810883It's demoralizing for the /tv/ threads to get shut down. It killed the vibe.
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>/tv/ thread about to 404
Dead shows
>>22811294there is no /tv/ thread
killing them softly doesn't count
>>22811309It's a stealth thread.
found some gems on YouTube
https://youtu.be/B9OHrvHqcwQ?si=mnkjHFOs3hOHH_mt
https://youtube.com/shorts/UkrRFTgl7Vw?si=hGhtOET0deWS0NKs
found some gems on YouTube
just search for "worst shit you've ever seen" and then click on "worthless waste of time"
https://youtu.be/Hh3ZT2wafxc?si=2XqjPkvUvVx20Q6l
::skull::
>>22811322>>22811328Powtank day 4 was Kino
>>22811334My b day 3 i meant Claire should rewatch that day at some point.
We need to be protecting Claire from her baser instincts
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749724166193998.mp4
Were there even threads for powtank? I completely missed it.
>>22811346search powtank in the subject field on 4plebs
>>22811344>WHAT?!good bit
>>22811347>>22811348I guess I remember now. I just didn't like this guy or the era of fishtank fans streaming from their houses so I stayed away. I guess it was a diamond in the rough. I missed the cell and the beginning of bitchtank too, when bloodgames was over, I thought it was over and shut it off.
>>22811337doesn't need to she was there and cognizant, tj might want to watch it one day though
>>22811356I don't know he was saying some shit to her that she should probably hear again not that it makes any difference i guess. If Scott Sullivan can't get through to her nothing will.I should just cut clips and ask for her thoughts on it.
>>22811362she knows she's the key 2 all of this
>>22811363Her stream early reminded me of a TJ karaoke stream saying how she feels through songs. I have never seen someone say as much without actually saying anything like her before.
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What addiction should bratniey replace drinking with that’s not as self destructive but still make her a cool little clod?
https://www.instagram.com/stories/zipp.rip/3652849431705096231/
>>22811373Positivity and being nice. Or alternatively whatever cures early schizophrenia
Which Fish seem like the most normal, well adjusted people?
>>22811373Learning how to like having sex 2-3 times per day with a wfh bf (not a vgr faggot fake job type like an actual talented music producer or game dev or something)
>>22810482life is so mizzy rn
>>22811374Oh thats why s4 is starting now
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What’s all this about S1 betty grooming the parkland shooter???
>>22811465The Fishtank audience is full of crazy people
Wake up niggers its time to post shit to distract ourselves from our personal hells
>>22811352they went back after the show was over and faked this photo
>>22810851you can tell he wants her bad
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>work nightshift
>have to sleep during the day
>only have fri-sunday free to watch fishtank
Guess I'm a clip watcher now
Are you watching S4?
https://strawpoll.com/eJnvV219Mnv
anybody make a backup of the claire stream
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>>22811479Just woke up from a from a dream I was a tard caretaking staff for summy except she was like 10 years old and wanted to keep riding on my back like a horse. Then mizzy showed up but she was checking into the place as a women’s shelter because she was homeless and dealing with domestic violence. I think my supervisor was summy’s lady photographer and there were other naz looking women in the shelter too. And bill ottman was the program director that made an ominous appearance like the cowboy guy in Mulholland drive.
>>22811491they had to completely rebuild the tank, as it had been destroyed by that point
the scratches in the walls were made by tools rather than the fish
the cameras weren't even attached to the building
there should have been a huge amount of rice produced by the show, but there isn't—and they won't let anyone look for it
>>22811529sucker punch vibes
>>22810890Do you have the video? It's like lost media
Naz can get it
Bet that shit still tight after two kids
tayleigh bros, binxfags are stealing our memes
don't remind me of the missing cat poster
>>22810864He needs to film a personal private ghettogaggers with Shadia and then he'll relax and his skull will deflate to human size. They've both made porn already so it seems real to me.
why isn't there a /tv/ thread?
>>22811643Mods deleted one this morning and banned the OP
Noone's dared since
>>22811649real tired of these faggots
-Wayne
Claire’s karaoke stream was comfy
What should the next cole song parody be?
Cousins
WW3
Nitrous
>>22811655I would actually watch claireaoke streams.
i literally can't remember what i did before i started watching this shit
Is Trish the most likable female fish in the entire Fishtank mythos?
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>>22810815Make it Life on Mars themed
>>22811637that was a lie
the amount of s4 i'll watch is directly proportionate to the quantity of burt clips on youtube it generates
I don't even care about the stripes anymore
>kino drama starts to unfold
>jet comes in
>"Uh hey guys I'm gonna need you to drop this and come back to it in an hour when we go into members only mode uh try and keep that energy this is really good content uhhh actually we'll just seperate you for now ok come with me"
Manifesting Eleanor being a Brian type.
>>22811684What happened??
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>>22811969nothing happened, it's a reference to one of her old bits
>>22811969letty got culturally enriched, but mario came, picked them up by their tails, flung them 50 miles away and said "so long, gay bowser"
reminder that brian is actually a good contestant
>>22811655Anybody record it? I fell asleep when she was playing games. Woke up to drunk screaming about muppets then drifted off again.
>>22811980yep
he won be back in bloodgames
>>22811980Fact, CK is a bad person
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>>22812012hi permavirgin! did you enjoy not having sex this week?
24 hours wigger crew, you guys ready? tanks filled? pre-rolls in reach?
>>22812013Yes I’m glad I’m a virgin and not a Jimmy tier poster
>There will be 3 crew members this season
One of them will have a breakdown or overdose on stimulants
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jet neptune dies today
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>>22812021One will be Joopy
>>22812025Skinny Meg for BG2
>>22812021They had 3 on s1 and they got way more shit done than 2 and 3
>>22812021>Burt, Frank Hassle, Chrisin the good timeline
somewhere in the galaxy meg is playing roblox
>>22812030>jet, taxc, bic flame, ben>chris lynch at the start iirc
>>22812021>no more talking off camera ever again
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Billy Mitchell can save Season 4
>>22812025Thats the type of shit I like.
>>22812037Billy's tweets have handler vibes.
the worst thing idubbz ever did was allow sam hyde to make his comeback
>>22810546>yea we already knew they were fucking by the way binx was acting during the s3 RV/hotel streamsBinx probably instantly figured it out when Payton left after the hotel wait and Mizzy arrived, thats why she was abandoned there with Luke, Fatty and Payton. Sam was off fucking Mizzy while Jet was stuffing his fat face and getting a hair cut for no reason.
>>22812092she was pouting because she knew she wasn't going to win because sam and the wiggers were all being mean to her.
>>22810752>cryo cum tributeDo it
>>22810785Already has Jet's cum in her
>>22812094>she was pouting because she knew she wasn't going to win because sam and the wiggers were all being mean to her.Binx knew that all the way back when FH2 collapsed, she was openly shitting on the state of the show during Thanksgiving with Payton. She didn't even think winning FH2 was possible and if anyone was going to pull it off it was going to be Payton because she was so meek that nobody would think to vote her off.
The silver lining to Fishtank is that it’s slowly, ever so slowly, eroding Sam’s good will through his association to it.
>>22812092Did they actually think they were going to be able to sell this show?
They've fucked almost every girl whos been cast and once the main crew is done with them they pass them off to lower level production/orbiters.
>>22812083>made sam hyde relevent again>made h3h3 relevent againhe should start a paid service for dwindling content creators
>>22812100it’s not, it’s in line with what people expect from him. unless you mean for the fishfags, sure.
>>22812098if she knew that why was she constantly teary eyed on the rv? kek
>>22812101>Did they actually think they were going to be able to sell this show? >They've fucked almost every girl whos been cast and once the main crew is done with them they pass them off to lower level production/orbiters.Are you retarded? Did you think Cosby or Weinstein was an irregularity, this shit is super common and theater kids are well known to do this nonsense all the way back into fucking high school stage productions.
>>22812100it's not remotely but wp2 being dogshit will
>>22812101>Did they actually think they were going to be able to sell this show?That's how they've been scamming investors. Telling them when they sell the show to Comedy Central or whatever they'll get a huge return on their investment.
everyone with a brain could tell from the start that fishtank was just a money grabbing venture to fund his other pursuits
when those other pursuits flop is when sam will be screwed
and they will flop because his well is completely dry
new female contestant has been found
>you now remember there were multiple idiots on kiwifarms openly talking about investing in fishtank
lmao
>>22812114Wdym, Joe Rogaine just put him in front of a national audience and now Sam will have a meteoric rise in popularity
>>22812109Bruh at least Cosby and Weinstein spent millons for lawyers and payouts to try to keep it quiet.
These wiggers do it in the open and have girls crashing out on each other on their sites official chat.
Claire is calling other orbiters and trying to convince them to cut ties live on stream lol.
>>22812108its called being on the rag fucking retard, it makes women emotional as fuck and men that aren't total fucking losers take mental note and track this cycle without thinking because women go fucking nuts every 30 days.
>>22812128are you on the rag
>>22812124>>22812109I personally don't give a shit about it because the stupid groupie sluts are just getting what they want. But objectively they're guilty of the modern definition of trafficking and rape in the same vein as Harvey Weinstein.
>>22812118>you now remember some bullshit that no one cares about
>>22812121he's never going on rogan they're seperate groups of controlled opposition
>>22812132I steal the rags
>>22812135It's just bad optics and laziness. You're not supposed to shit where you eat, Jet and the rest of the wiggers are just dipping into the contestants because using their clout to get other women outside the show is just too much effort. Jet's gooning spree is going to come to bite him in the ass, mark my words.
watch Jet zipp zipp
then watch him nae nae
watch him zipp (zipp)
watch him nae nae
it's nothing like weinstein and co because the people jet fucks want to fuck jet
>>22812153harveyseethers are deranged
Claire how badly did you want to fuck jet?
>>22812159badly enough that she's still acting like his angry ex girlfriend
>>22812153yes we kno but its still scummy
>>22812101>Did they actually think they were going to be able to sell this show?no
>>22812171its nothing worth moralfagging about
>>22812171"Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"
>>22812183but instead of jesus it's /bant/
>>22812184yeah /ftl/ can basically be reduced to that meme
>He wanted to make their accountant who had never drove a sub before the pilot because she was a woman and it would look good to the media
this nigga WILD lmao
Why is Jet so ugly while Joop is hot?
I actually bumped into a /bant/ user in the wild, which is insane considering there's only like 50 of us total.
I had much better odds of randomly running into a billionaire celebrity.
>>22812183Simps should know. Most of them would not paypig if they understood the amount of gooning that goes on with their waifus behind the scenes.
>>22812190did you suck his dick? give us the details. what happened, sweetiepie?
>>22812179im not but its hypocritical when they do prayer circles on their show and bible thump lol
>>22812191>NOOOOOO WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE SIMPS
>>22812183its all anyone talks about on here now so p annoying
>you are hallucinating jet
what's Claires YouTube channel
the moment jet endeared himself to me was when he handed josie a cheap dog toy that some paypig had spent $200 on
classic
fleecing simps is the only positive fishtank brings to the world
>>22812034bic flame, taxcin, laker, and nick caminos were all useless
>>22812213I remember when he was charging 200 for a literal 10 dollar dog toy and the TTS came in to call him out on it and he just started laughing hysterically. A rare based Goran moment.
>>22812209they pretend to be good ppl and they’re not so yegh >_<
>>22812219thats not how it works, are you like 5 years old or something?
>>22812201Even for non simps the show loses its appeal when you realize you’re watching a goon factory that’s not even good
>>22812218yeah that's exactly the moment i was thinking of
doubt it even cost a tenner kek
>>22812216What those niggas do for a living?
>>22812224no one is stopping you from not watching, get a gf or something if youre so bothered
>>22812228mine zipp in the zipp mines
>>22812201What does it hurt if someone highlights the fact production is raw doggin the talent when they are sloppy about it?
Sam himself constantly moralfags about mens health and mental issues. Selling himself as some kind of father figure to these NEETS.
If a simp or two gets exposed to his glorified gooning operation and it shocks them back into rationality all is fair isn't it?
need somebody to change my hyper (hype diaper)
>>22812232i'll boil it down for you
sam bad
jet "eh he's ok"
>>22812232>isnt there somebody you forgot to ask?
>>22812232Does it shock them back into rationality, though? It's more like a drug addiction to these guys that they can't quit. Then again, some Josiecuck who spent like over 20k just recently quit so who knows.
>helping simps
If simps could be helped they wouldn't be simps in the first place
there more to be upset about but it doesn’t rly “matter”
>>22812190I bet you could tell he posted here by the smell alone
>>22811663A song about taking a jet to jupiter
the women are having sex with them because they like them not because of muh power imbalances you faggot simps
>>22812251damn bro i can't wait for this
chuds turn into radfems when the girls they like fuck someone they dont like haha
>>22812244They are like drug addicts, they see this particular drug (girl) is tainted and just move on to a different drug (girl)
>noooo stop making fun of the wiggers for being incomptenet sex pests stop right now or il send billy after you
>>22812264Fishtank does use cult manipulation tactics thoughbeit
>>22812264They fuck the wiggers for the clout they expect to get, thinking they have leverage or privilege to be on top, when in reality they pump and dump the hoes and blacklist them, turning them into scorned retarded hoes
>>22811516good to kno no one here spends money on fishtank
>>22812277none of this is true
does anyone have a link to Claire's YouTube channel or wherever she streams
>>22812281"We can't have women on production because that would cause problems."
>>22812264but then they get them high on drugs and rape them
Pretty sure Claire said that sucking and fucking like a whore looked glamorous to her
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>day before season starts
>/ftl/ is still in off season simpposting mode
>>22812277>and blacklist themBut they get invited back all the time
>>22812295Her wording was she loved acting like a whore with VGR and "the glamor of it all"
>>22812307what a bizzare thing to say
the hype in here is unbearable
>>22812283https://youtube.com/@coolclods
>>22812307One of my fav claire quotes
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is ppv completely down?
.land and .wtf are both not working
>>22812307he threw up from 1 cigarette
all the girls wanted to fuck harvey weinstein too btw. bill cosby was a known rapist too. your own fault for taking one of his drowsy drinks
the advantageous glamour of sticking your tongue up jets galactic gas dispenser
>>22812556ppv.zone has the mirror sites
>>22812556https://ppvs.su/ft
someone needs to update the sticky
>>22812213>the moment jet endeared himself to me was when he handed josie a cheap dog toy that some paypig had spent $200 onPlushies were $600 in Season 1.
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>>22812558incel simp seethe
>>22812564Cowboy seems far too cool a dude to be working with Fishtank, he should flee like Bex did
>>22812569hes in a polycule and he makes his voice to soft and soothing. he’s a major creep
>>22812564Holy shit, it was worse than I remembered. They really struck gold with that stimming injun.
>>22812569cowboy reminds me of a boyfriend/husband in a horror movie that winds up going insane
>>22812301The get blacklisted when they fuck outside the club like Letty lol
>>22812569>Cowboy seems far too cool a dude to be working with Fishtank, he should flee like Bex didHe said during the interview he had that Sam had to beg him to enter the wiggers orbit, he turned Sam down initially at the gym. Plus I doubt he wants to expose himself much more than just being a handyman. He is way more responsible for fishtank's success than Jet because he provided the house for Season 1 to happen in. There is no way Jet could ever have pulled the money together to buy a house and all Cowboy wanted from them was to just repair any damages after the fact.
>>22812582I dont think theres anyone thats actually blacklisted
>>22812580>stimming injunwhy are we still calling her this in 2025? She's a fucking mexican bro. Her fucking last name is Martinez.
>>22812584> he turned Sam down initially at the gymturned down for what?
>>22812264Nigga stop acting like every other video Sam makes isnt him moralfagging about some chud coded rant about white identity, whorish women, or men's rights issue.
Nigga over here acting like hes in on the joke or something
Why the fuck you so offended someone is calling him out for being a hypocritical faggot?
>>22812588She's a cigar store indian, you need to be accepting this already
>>22812264Nobody would like Jet is he didn't have status you faggot. Stop sucking his dick,
>>22812592Gay blowjob (Sam was giving)
>>22812595because having sex with someone on your show doesnt contradict this whatsoever, youre "morality" is radfem whining about muh power dynamics and how all sex is rape
>>22812599that doesnt make the sex immoral you radfem faggot
>>22812611No but it makes it gay as fuck to defend the ugly retards or support their show.
>>22812606its an accumulation of things even aside from this, scamming for example
>>22812614It doesnt unless youre a bitter simp
>>22812616thats not what we're talking about though
We really can't have a /tv/ thread even one day before the show starts?
>>22812588Her mom is native
>>22812617This nigger bought a season pass lmao
>>22812605>brosies>cya neveri have given so much to the josiegang community
>>22812625like 2-3 people have been banned on /tv/ for doing so
>>22812251anon... tay died in kentucky...
is burt a part of the fart tank family now? will he splurt all over the new fishies?
