My wife is like one of those nextbots from Garry's Mod. Everywhere I go in the house she is always right behind me. I can't escape her. And just like the nextbots, she is always talking. Talking and talking and talking and following and following and following, always right behind me

"AND ALSO ONE MORE THING I WANTED TO MENTION AND ALSO AND ALSO AND I WAS THINKING AND ALSO AND I FEEL AND SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I ALMOST JUST SOMETIMES JUST FEEL I THINK I FEEL I THINK ABOUT FEELING I FEEL ABOUT THINKING, IM JUST A GIANT BUNDLE OF THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS AND ANYWAY YOU CAN TELL ME IF IM BEING ANNOYING AND ILL SHUT UP AND LEAVE YOU ALONE I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THAT WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU SEEM KIND OF IRRITATED AND I KNOW I TEND TO RAMBLE SO JUST LET ME KNOW AND ILL STOP TALKING"

>>22824788 (OP)
she sounds mildly anxious
just calm her down sometimes

>>22824788 (OP)
you dont deserve her

>>22824788 (OP)
>ANYWAY YOU CAN TELL ME IF IM BEING ANNOYING AND ILL SHUT UP AND LEAVE YOU ALONE

This is a trap. They just get butthurt and start yelling or completely stop talking and give the silent treatment until you apologize.

Best to just let them talk until they get tired and stop.

>>22825893
if you do that they'll just find someone else to talk to & end up fucking them eventually
it's actually good that she does this to OP, it means she cares about him
he just needs to reassure her, like watering a plant, like i said

Larp nigga I cotte u red handed u phukken lien

>>22824788 (OP)
Thanks obamna

>>22824788 (OP)
UPDATE: She finally went to bed after staring at me playing video games for four and a half hours.