Thread 22827499 - /bant/ [Archived: 1051 hours ago]

Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 2:04:05 PM No.22827499
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Bros i just woke up. After the parade me and my wife fugged hard and knowing last night trump said during the parade that Israel is "not our problem lol" I slept so hard. Like a solid 8 hours, fully refreshed. Headed to mass soon, God bless you /pol/ brothers and may we all accept Christ's gift of salvation.

I believe in one God,
the Father almighty,
maker of heaven and earth,
of all things visible and invisible.

I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
the Only Begotten Son of God,
born of the Father before all ages.
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father;
through him all things were made.
For us men and for our salvation
he came down from heaven,
and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,
and became man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate,
he suffered death and was buried,
and rose again on the third day
in accordance with the Scriptures.
He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory
to judge the living and the dead
and his kingdom will have no end.

I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son,
who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,
who has spoken through the prophets.

I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.
I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sins
and I look forward to the resurrection of the dead
and the life of the world to come. Amen.
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Anonymous Australia
6/15/2025, 2:06:46 PM No.22827500
>>22827499 (OP)
tiktaalik on my dick nigga
Anonymous Serbia
6/15/2025, 2:08:22 PM No.22827501
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>>22827499 (OP)
Earth is not 6000 years old
Jews are not more holy nor chosen by cosmic beings than any other race on earth
Snakes can't talk, nor can donkeys
People don't rise up like zombies out of their tombs
Earth is round, not flat
Earth is not the center of the universe and it actually revolves around the sun, not the other way around
A worldwide flood did not happen.
A magic jew did not split a river in half.
There are no 90 billion people currently burning in eternal magic lava.
There is no magic lava.
Magic water does not exist.
Fantasy books do not possess actual magic properties.
There is no contemporary evidence for Jesus.
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Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 2:08:26 PM No.22827502
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>>22827499 (OP)
>After the parade me and my wife fugged hard and knowing last night trump said during the parade that Israel is "not our problem lol" I slept so hard.
bruh lol
Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 2:08:57 PM No.22827503
Godbless you brothers, let's have an amazing day.

https://youtu.be/PvSMiHFAjzo?si=lq2wVd3olNMYhXZK
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Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 2:10:14 PM No.22827504
>>22827503
>Godbless you brothers
I didn't sneeze.
Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 2:13:52 PM No.22827505
>>22827501
This is all true except the last one.
Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 2:17:44 PM No.22827506
>>22827499 (OP)
a gift is free
Anonymous Australia
6/15/2025, 2:19:24 PM No.22827507
Lmao even with that your sandnigger mythology still looks retarded
Anonymous France
6/15/2025, 2:26:47 PM No.22827508
>>22827501
Hello, based department?
Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 2:28:55 PM No.22827509
>>22827499 (OP)
>I value sandpeople stories over reality because I'm a child
Anonymous ID: NKxgTmY5United States
6/15/2025, 3:49:10 PM No.22827638
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>>22827499 (OP)
>letting the president control when you fuck your wife
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Anonymous ID: ZfkPm6aNUnited States
6/15/2025, 4:10:17 PM No.22827696
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>>22827499 (OP)
I slep good as well, I was banned from pol and been sleeping really good, thanks jannies
Anonymous ID: qNHgOPceUnited States
6/15/2025, 4:18:49 PM No.22827711
>>22827638
it's messed up