I'd like to be a bad guy.

Any advice?

Inject trenbolone.
Stop being a faggot.
Get a job where you build things.

You're just going to make a thread and not reply, devious nip faggot

>>22830677
Thanks, Canada bro.
But hormone injection is no no.
I don't rely on drugs.

>>22830812
Hey, never call me faggot. Next time you say that, you are a dead meat.

>>22830677
How does that make you a bad guy?

OP go procure a firearm and brandish it about any time someone slightly inconveniences you

>>22830660 (OP)
It's not about stupid tattoos or a bad attitude, it's about shitting on people who care about you. That's how you truly become bad.

>>22830846
Go make change behind a counter, faggot. If you want to meet motherfuckers it's construction.

>>22830660 (OP)
break the rules

>>22830854
>construction
All big talk.

>>22830660 (OP)
make the rules

>>22830660 (OP)
Immigrate to NA so you can get weapons easier

>>22830846
Firearms are strictly controlled here. So, I would weaponise my own body and casually threaten people or destroy things.

>>22830853
I don't like to harm or hurt people who care about me. So, I would abuse those who disrespect or shit on me.

>>22830856
That's a good idea.

>>22830870
>I don't like to harm or hurt people who care about me.
Then give up your larp.

>>22830877
I think by bad guy he means tough guy that people won't mess with not criminal

>>22830870
Ok, japs are all lanky and skinny, buy tall shoes and bulk, lift weights, buy 20 lb dumbbells, that’s all you need, do 3 sets of 12 reps every day of curls and press ups and you can use them to do squats and other exercises too without leaving ur house. That weight also won’t injure you, but you can up the reps and sets once you’re used to it. 25 a little better but less manageable and likely to injure a skinny twink such as urself. Put Dr. Scholls foot pads in ur shoes so ur taller. Buy a cool jap car and designate your “territory”. Start taking to everyone in ur “territory” like shop keeps and others, but don’t be an ass, actually be good, then use your relationships you develop to set yourself up with jobs or missions. Lowkey figure out how to get Pokémon cards and hussle them to America or sum shit. You sound like a gag, but I assume you mean you want to be “gangster” or w/e.
https://youtu.be/6IJCFc_qkHw
Real gangsta ass niggas don’t talk much, don’t flex nuts, stay chill, don’t even break the law, I never advise anyone to break the law, do you know what it means to be “educated”, it means you can get anything you want without breaking the law.

Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.
MARINE GEN. JAMES MATTIS

>>22830957
No emotion, not just gay emotions liek crying or funny or getting in a social trance cuz people like you, but also no anger, if someone makes u angry, they win, don’t spaz out, don’t react, run away, leave it for later, be okay with losing today, but never let anyone who fucks ur shit get away with it or get ahead of you. Never threaten anyone, that’s weak, let it be implied. A weak revenge that is silent and unknown is better than smashing all their shit the next day and they know its you. Lie always, be rich one day, broke the next, tell them you love the chick ur with when you don’t, then leave her, lie to her, always be upping ur money and never spend a cent. Respect everyone you meet like they are a killer assassin, it will make them think of you as such. Make friends, but stay distant, don’t love them, don’t like them, don’t need them, do something nice for them, and don’t ask for anything in return. This works well with women, never go for women, especially if you like them, until ur made, hit on women, leave them hanging, never tell anyone shit ur doing when ur not with them, be mysterious, one example, I have a chick I’ve courted and bought cheap shit she wants and just been an all around good guy to, always ignore her after, never try shit, could probably ask her out or hook up, but don’t, the availability gives you a flair of confidence, and it creates an agent for you who’ll talk you up. Same with local stores who like you. Aka for odd jobs, do people favors. Never acknowledge that you’re a “bad guy” you’re just a helper, but you need to get yours. Get real good at bullshitting, bullshit talk about bullshit so when people try and break in you can mask with bullshit, let none know you, manipulate and be on their team. Get a fake quirk, “you know me, I love that {classic videogames, gin, fancy chocolate, rare coffee, etc} not something you actually like, this throws people’s subconscious..

>>22830660 (OP)
Stake me, I can win.

>>22830972
..and makes you immune to criticism, if someone says “fancy chocolate you like is gay”, but you don’t actually like it, who gives a fuck, also you’ll see who actually likes and pays attention to you, if they get you this as a gift, when they do treat them like they’re trying to cut in on a million dollar deal, but “give them a chance”, if they think you think:“””why is this person paying attention to what I like? Is it a glownigger?””” They will think >> “why is anon worried that I’m a glownigger, he must be making big moves like robbing banks and be rich and well connected”, make up one fake guy with a slightly odd name to go meet once a week at a specific time and then drive the highway and get fast food and go home. I did this with a few chicks I was dating. “Nah babe, you know Thursday is the night I gotta go drive.” >”bring me”, >”lol no, I can’t bring a chick to a drive, the guys would flip the fuck out.” Do this like 17 times, leave for 2 hours and then come back, then come back all fucked up one time, or sweating, hands shaking, hell even give yourself a few knife injuries and let her think you probably merc’d some dude who slashed you, the head is wild. Don’t make it Friday-Monday cuz you want those days to fuck the bitch, then get her the fuck out of ur place for Monday-Thursday. Or you can pull the “oh shit, it’s 9pm, I’m late to meet slippin jimmy, gotta go”

Faking shit only get u so far, get actual legal huddles, and don’t gamble, gangsters don’t gamble, but if you do, be at the lowest amount possible and make it like ur there gambling as cover for some other shit, do t care about the gambling.

Link people up, know a gas station guy with an ice box? Meet an old guy at the bar? Talk to him, he’s a fisherman? Try and set it up so your gas station guy buys his fish or bait.

What I said earlier about not having feeling or running away/ avoiding, break that rule sometimes.

>>22830991
>What I said earlier about not having feeling or running away/ avoiding, break that rule sometimes.

For example, do a favor for a guy, don’t get paid back, have him disrespect you, don’t talk back (too much, but make sure he knows you don’t think he’s shit), then do him another favor, don’t say shit, next time he gives you crap, talk to him in a very real way, the real thing you hide from others, bring him out, be vague, but don’t yell or be emotional, explain to them how you didn’t appreciate how they did whatever shit they did, insinuate, subtlety threaten, but also suggest you’re on their team and want to help them, and then ask them to ‘confirm’ what you said/ “make peace” but (and this is where you need insight) make sure the “peace” is that you are dominant over them, and they better respect you. Hell, you can even get a bit emotional here, this is when you manipulate, set everything up here in stone, then go back to being an unknowable liquid. You’ll get used to this, having a single event be the cornerstone of your relationship, and the rest is just surface level bullshit. For example: “mom, I’m gonna smoke cigarettes on the back porch, if you want to kick me out then I’ll be homeless and probably get killed or hit by a car or commit suicide.”(this is simplified for the example, but the gist of it is there) Have that conversation once, and every time she complains you smoke, just say fucking whatever bullshit, the prior, real message, will already be on her mind.

>>22830885
Yes.

>>22830957
>>22830972
>>22830991
>>22831015
Impressive. I'll ruminate on your posts and take your advice.

>>22830660 (OP)
put "out of order" signs on functional things

Litter

Get an Altezza and drive fast, do touge

Drive over mail boxes