henlo im an introvert
i subscribe to amazon prime and walmart plus so i dont have to go outside much but also because i have epilepsy and walking up and down aisles struggling to find something can trigger a seizure. I have chickens and a garden and this year i planted 11 fruit trees. I'd like to have a big orchard that gives me more fruit than i can eat some day
my hobbies are programming, collecting firearms, collecting coins and collecting uranium glass (but i think i have enough glass for now i just wanted enough to set the dinner table with it)

Sounds made up

>>22842337
>Sounds made up
which part?

The part where shopping for groceries makes you die but you can plant apple trees and raise chickens

>>22842432
>shopping for groceries makes you die
i dont die i just lose consciousness in public and its embarassing. Thankfully its only happened twice, once while i was in a Walmart and another time while i was outside looking for mineshafts and i just collapsed on the ground but retained consciousness. But i have felt when it was going to happen other times and usually have to sit down or if im driving pull over to the side of the road.
>can plant apple trees
its just digging a hole, mixing manure in with the native soil, adding mulch, and then building a protective barier with welded wire fencing and t-posts. it really isnt a lot of work. My garden has 72 plants and that wasn't much work either, i make it as easy for myself as possible. Since i have chickens i compost their shit and i just squat like a slave, dig a hole with a trowel, throw the plant in and put a little chicken shit around it; i let the shit act as fertilizer and do most the work for me but i dont wanna use too much
>and raise chickens
ive automated the process using a microcontroller and a solar powered gate opener i got for cheap. i only have to top up their feed about once a week and scrub their water bin of algae once every 3 months