Thread 22844460

landlord edish

alriiiii

THIS is the new, unless my ID is red

>>22844463
hows it foing

Red board? Might spam gay porn

>A Chinese PhD student named by police as "one of the most prolific predators" in the UK has been sentenced to life with a minimum term of 24 years.

that's another south east asian doing this shit

>>22844470
Might have to recalibrate my racism
Not used to thinking about chinkies as rapists

deary me this board isn't blue

Sharting a poo out the arris

so here we are then, all the lads

>>22844480
How's it foing

any good gimmicks going?

>>22844481
bit pissed aha

>>22844484
Sreaming
What have you consumed

>>22844485
on the thatchers katy

>>22844487
Get it down ya big chief

suppose I should get the willy wanked

got the 80s boogie on

haha my id looks like a general subject

>>22844492
got the dnb on me

>>22844497
nice which one
got this spinning now: https://youtu.be/mdnmCBGj7qo

>>22844500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc2dz6SPcTM

>>22844466
>foing

so here we are then, all the lads

planning a road trip

>>22846277
what are you, nuts?
what are you, crazy?
what are you, out of your freaking mind??

it's quiet...
TOO quiet

Freshen your nockatina guvnr?

>>22847238
don't know what that is
i'm drinking micheladas because it's FAR too fucking hot
FAR too hot

>>22844559
yea, all the lads

someone explain to bant gimmick to me
is it just dtfic wanting to get rid of cronem spamming or what

ed miliband

>>22847861
is it just wot

>>22847861
it's /comfybrit/

love me fake celeb porn
simple as

dessert ranking

tiramisu
chocolate eclair
ice cream
trifle
rhubarb crumble and custard

>>22849244
Tiramisu quality can vary greatly because you need that expertise of balancing the chocolate, coffee and cream. There are better safe desserts to order at lower class restaurants, usually a chocolate cake of some sort.

>>22849250
true enough
the marsala wine flavour is a major factor as well
but it seems there is no ceiling to how good a tiramisu can taste, which is why i rate it as an s tier dessert

bump

>>22850573
good post

>>22850583
ta

fook da Bridish amirite lads?

Alri

sucking a cold glass of water

chimecho

>>22851856
good pokemon that

bump

i can smell a lovely curry in one of my neighbours places
gagging for a proper vindaloo now

>>22853019
*poos on your plate*
yeah there you go

>>22853019
It roastie day mate

>>22853294
>>22853304
not on

on the cans aha lads xx

haha lads it sunday, toil loometh x

going out to get more cans then gonna get on them

>>22853832
good lad

haha here we all are then. the lads

>>22856497
the. lads.

>>22856497
'ri

um... hai :3

i tell ya i dont get no respect
just the other day in /brit/ a fella tells me to grow up - like i ain't fat enough!

is two niggas kissing posting allowed

>>22856503
no

>>22856503
its a red board mate you could probably post two niggas fucking each other

>>22856504
okay thanks for clarifying

without spam the thread is too slow

went to get my first shower in 3 days after a big mega drinking sesh and typical of my luck, boiler's not working
tried to fix it myself but after repressurising the system i'm still getting the "L1" signal, and can't reset it because the mode selector switch is broken inside
can't get someone round to fix it while i'm greasy and smelly though can i
freezing cold shower probably in my near future then

poo wank farting

>>22856567
fill a bath with a kettle?

>>22856571
i've tried this before and it was shite
ended up with about 8 inches of lukewarm water in the bath that just didn't do it
i've found doing a sort of sponge bath thing with a couple of washing up basins and a jug for pouring it over the hair is better
might actually do that

>>22856575
Stand up wash is the only way. Or go to the local gym/swimming pool if you have membership.

>>22856567
>can't get someone round to fix it while i'm greasy and smelly though can i
seems like you have an excuse for being greasy and smelly

>>22856567
go to your local gym?

>>22856722
the only gym i've been to in years is a boxing gym a couple of miles away and they don't have shower facilities
i never saw any anyway
used to walk home sweaty and get a shower once i was back

>>22856736
damn it's nice to have for those situations although it'd be hell going there while hungover hope you can get hot water soon

>>22856567
don't mind a cold shower tbqh

'ri

suckling a dr pepper

sucking a lime and soda