>>22851062>What is it exactly about those tiny shorts that you find so irresistible — the cut, the color, or the sheer thrill of the fitting room moment?the cut and the length, but I love this color, too
>Was the look on the seller’s face one of admiration, amusement, or silent judgment — and did it add to the experience?Amusement, but then she looked at the shorts I was wearing (usual women's shorts), she kinda got it
>How many pairs do you own by now, and do they each have a designated mood or occasion?20+, I don't know, the ones I used to shock people 3-4 years ago (and aren't overworn) I use as daily drivers now, these ones as in the pic I use to shock people, but it will need cropped tops it seems
>Be honest — were you really there for the fit, or was it more of a subtle nod to the art of well-timed exhibitionism?No, just for the fit, bought the same model in grey a few days earlier, I knew size M was perfect
>What would you have done if she’d said, ‘Oh, we also have them in red — and a matching crop top, by the way’?I would have totally played along