Date - /bant/ (#22850353) [Archived: 942 hours ago]

Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 2:40:07 PM No.22850353
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How do I ask my favorite onlyfans model out on a real life date? I’ve been following her for a year now and donated 8 grand and I am ready to move into the next step of our relationship. Any advice?
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Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 2:41:25 PM No.22850354
lord_farquaad_the_simp_has_fallen_in_love_with_the_egirl_and_posting_donations_to_her_livestream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJMQjF6I4Bw
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 2:42:05 PM No.22850355
>>22850353 (OP)
You kys because its never going to happen....thank you and that was my ted talk
Anonymous Germany
6/21/2025, 2:42:06 PM No.22850356
>>22850353 (OP)
>Any advice?
yeah, kill yourself
Anonymous Unknown
6/21/2025, 2:42:48 PM No.22850357
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>>22850353 (OP)
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 2:44:16 PM No.22850358
>>22850353 (OP)
Let me explain something to you anon.
Nothing dries a women's pussy up like a simp. And if you make a woman dry, she's not going to date you.
It's hopeless at this point. And I'm not trolling. Take it as a lesson learned - there are plenty of fish in the sea.
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Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 2:44:42 PM No.22850359
>>22850353 (OP)
Buy her a ring and propose like a real man.
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 2:45:12 PM No.22850360
>>22850358
Let me rephrase that - she'll date you, but just for the money. And she'll likely do what she can to avoid sleeping with you.
She will never date you out of respect for you. Which is what you want in a real relationship.
Anonymous Brazil
6/21/2025, 2:45:22 PM No.22850361
>>22850353 (OP)
>Makes videos playing the piano
>becomes a bit popular and startis making money
>begins showing her legs and clevage to get more views
>Starts doing sexy cosplay to get even more money
Kinda sad to see, she was doing art and now she's exactly the same as every e-girl out there.
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/21/2025, 2:45:55 PM No.22850362
>>22850353 (OP)
Fucking what? Eight (8) grand?! Are you fucking mental or something?
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/21/2025, 2:46:31 PM No.22850363
Cut every wire in the house is your best immediate bet.
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 2:47:31 PM No.22850364
>>22850361
Whoring is a hell of a drug
Anonymous !niqjediPCAUnited States
6/21/2025, 2:47:56 PM No.22850365
>>22850353 (OP)
>How do I ask my favorite onlyfans model out on a real life date?

>donated 8 grand

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you fucking don't.

she will die childless and alone.

and you fucking know it.
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 2:48:56 PM No.22850366
>>22850353 (OP)
women don't fuck men that give them stuff
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/21/2025, 2:49:36 PM No.22850367
>>22850353 (OP)
That's a man.
Anonymous Germany
6/21/2025, 2:50:18 PM No.22850368
>>22850366
>replying to a 1pbtid thread
also FYI, OP is the same guy that makes these drone gore threads
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 2:50:23 PM No.22850369
>>22850361
>playing piano is doing art
>dressing up while playing piano is not art
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Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 2:51:26 PM No.22850370
>>22850353 (OP)
You don't. To her you're only an ATM, not a person.
Anonymous Brazil
6/21/2025, 2:52:20 PM No.22850371
>>22850369
it's not art if you can jerk off to it, those are the rules.
Anonymous Serbia
6/21/2025, 2:52:34 PM No.22850372
>>22850353 (OP)
stop obsessing over shitty chinese cartoons and find a real woman
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Anonymous Tunisia
6/21/2025, 2:54:07 PM No.22850373
>>22850353 (OP)
only 8k? are you even trying
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 2:55:31 PM No.22850374
lion_of_judah_netenyahu_israeli_combat_fighter_jewish_terrorist_for_Lucifer
pssst, kid, you gotta learn to shut the fuck, the commies got their spies and ears everywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhftybNOVGU
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 3:00:33 PM No.22850375
>>22850353 (OP)
They made the vice president throw away his genes with a jeets, you have no chance
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 3:01:30 PM No.22850376
>>22850353 (OP)
Step 1) get a rope
Step 2) kys
Sage this shit
Anonymous Finland
6/21/2025, 3:02:49 PM No.22850377
This is sad because many simps actully think like this.
Anonymous Italy
6/21/2025, 3:05:48 PM No.22850378
>>22850372
real women haven't been invented yet *russian flag
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 3:06:23 PM No.22850379
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>>22850353 (OP)
This is sad. I hope you ain't serious but if you are:
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 3:06:49 PM No.22850380
>>22850353 (OP)
That's a man isn't it?
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina
6/21/2025, 3:08:06 PM No.22850381
>he doesn't know he sexted with an indian
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/21/2025, 3:10:04 PM No.22850382
>>22850353 (OP)
send me $500
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 3:11:08 PM No.22850383
>>22850353 (OP)
My advice is stop being a simp and date a Chickfila cashier.
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/21/2025, 3:11:19 PM No.22850384
OP is the pan piano autist. Ignore. He makes these fantasy threads every day and has made them for years.
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 3:12:31 PM No.22850385
WP
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>>22850353 (OP)
The advice was already given, anon. Will you follow through
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 3:14:15 PM No.22850386
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>>22850353 (OP)
> OF whore
> donated 8 grand
> relationship
> next step
Anonymous Canada
6/21/2025, 3:18:19 PM No.22850387
>>22850353 (OP)
What makes you think that she's single? She very well may already have a boyfriend, and she will never date a simp
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 3:19:34 PM No.22850388
>>22850353 (OP)
you have to outbid rich incels
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 3:19:37 PM No.22850389
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>>22850353 (OP)
Good bait anon.
Anonymous Romania
6/21/2025, 3:20:13 PM No.22850390
>>22850353 (OP)
>no dick
Not interested.
Anonymous United States
6/21/2025, 3:28:07 PM No.22850391
OP was raised by a single mother who never tried to make her son a pussy magnet. Women are raising their sons to be pussy repellant and then wonder why there's a shortage of real men. These dumb bitches seem to think real men just get spawned in by God. Like a real man can't be made by mortals. Women are so fucking retarded.
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6/21/2025, 11:57:03 PM No.22851441
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>>22850353 (OP)
ive read a LOT of pathetic things on this site over the years but I think this is #1. holy shit Im screenshotting this. you are the most PA-THETIC cuckpost Ive ever read LOL
Anonymous ID: drKNdN00United States
6/22/2025, 4:51:54 AM No.22852180
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