honey im home

Welcome home dear. Dinner is on the table and I've made you drink. Let me take off your boots while you sit down. How was your day hun?

>>22857474 (OP)
are you referring to mycroft?

that wouldve been my guess

>>22857477
exhausting

>>22857480
i am referring to no one in particular

>>22857483
Oh I'm sorry to hear that. You do work very hard to give us nice things. Maybe you can take some time off to just hangout and relax. Did the time go by quick since you were busy?

>>22857480
yes he is thanks for asking

>>22857568
ehehe

>>22857568
helo eat pizza and watch silly cartoons with me

Why is the barkeeper drinking

>>22857641
they do that sometimes

>>22857657
You see, this is why I always drink alone at home
He should keep the bar or something

>>22857631
i am pizzaless i will surely perish

>>22857659
drinking home alone is cheaper anyway

>>22857661
this is terrible news please do not perish
always keep an emergency frozen pizza on hand for pizza emergencies

>>22857670
>always keep an emergency frozen pizza on hand for pizza emergencies
that's good advice

i've been having like a month longpizza emergency at this point

>>22857671
super convenient for when i forget to pull something out of the freezer for dinner

>>22857670
true and there's less hum*ns

>>22857688
that too
very important

>>22857474 (OP)
>honey im home
WELCOME BACK TO THE FUCK-SHACK!
IVE BEEN DRIPPING PRECUM ALL DAY

>>22857474 (OP)
>honey im home
WELCOME BACK TO THE FUCK-SHACK!
IVE BEEN DRIPPING PRECUM ALL DAY

>>22857474 (OP)
homie I'm hon
>>22857688
true we hate hum*ns
>>22857719
I'm more of a postcum enjoyer personally

>>22857719
stop dripping

>>22857785
yeah hum*ns are the worst

>>22857788
>stop dripping
i take pygeum, zinc, bromelain, l-argenine and sunflower lecithin so im always dripping