new idea

look at the pretty image while I explain iterino :3

splatter niggers on a brick wall

Zolurket

I think I get off to power and dominance

I may like a woman longer if every time I have sex with her its rape and she fights its until succumbingerino only to resist it again next time

Oh, it will be so fun to give her hope so I can chase her over and over again as she escapes

>stirby or whatever twpcel: LE NOOOOOO!!!! IF WOMAN DON'T HAVE SEX WITH YOU WILLINGLY YOU CAN'T LE IMAGINE A WOMANERINO EVER LOVING YOU

erm... tsk. tsk. tsk. little naive goonhitler. Women get off on being a victim, they goon to being a victim in all of their spicy goon novels. Being handed sex from a woman that heckin loves me-erino is the utmost of boring.

It makes my stomach feel sour imagining another BORING, BLAND scenario where le woman heckin loves me and gives me le sex easily. BLECH!!!!

But to take something from a woman who doesn't want to give is salacious kinoino.

What will I do-erino...

secure a castle then kidnap a princess?


hmm....

nuns....

unrelated but I really don't like that trope of entity/creature/etc (bipedal) is le heckin thick hided and doesn't wear armor

blech

I don't think werewolves should be all that tough either, they're skinny like wolf, they'd be more tanky if their lycanthrope form took after a bear.

perhaps being an ork warboss, leader of other orks or similar barbaric soldiers, isn't a good thing

because they are hard to control

perhaps it'd be WAY better to have weak normal humans as my minions.


easier to control through fear-erino

logistically mario doesn't make sense

why does bowser has one zillion castles to flee to after stealing the princess?


erm... it's not so convoluted actually, a medieval faction would accumulate a ton of fortress structurerinos.

>>22859339
you know what nevermind...

logistical sense, mario isn't traveling with an army and there is no standing army to stand in his way


armies were disbanded during peace time FYI

yawn tired

thinking about what dark romance I could possibly write about

naptime

yawn wokeup

think I'll be a bowserino and rule over my own domainerino

i have optionerinos

I could choose to place a sand kingdom in around namibia

taking into consideration ancient/medieval maritime travel (which was following the coast)

I can make the main area the old world while the americas is some savage jungle, like LOST

thinking about starting small to get a feel for my writingerino

>>22859314 (OP)
may build something like this

likely, a sailing across the atlantic could work as long as the journey isn't far. Go east, then find a landmarks as reference and begin correcting course for morocco


but before that I'd build a base in north america to build my fleet and gather resources and wealth

Why morocco? Mountains to build another fortified dwelling in, then I can ultimately use that to conquest into iberia to build a sizeable army to conquest the rest of the sandy mediterannean to my new homerino. Another mountainkinoino.

I don't know when I'll collect a princess but probably not from the americas as it should be mostly savage and wild. Rather, I think it'd be best if this "mushroom kingdom" be romerino (it'd make sense since mario is italian)

oh wait... hold on... mario-ino could be the afro-eurasia and... zelda could be americas...

WOAW!!!!!

desert countries like pointed out here are ruled by what is located on the coast, most of it's inhabitants are on the coast(s)

the desert nomads eventually will have to enter one of these cities on the coasts for supplies or make trade, thus law can be established and marauding bandits can be punished to an extent, because they could probably raid caravans.

but generally whoever rules the coast rules the country.

But for larger countries like canada or siberia, its all about what various stuff bleeds over into whats inhabitable but for the most part it's largely uninhabitated.

And I don't feel like using the victoria map and studing what little provinces are inhabitable... just yet (i might in the future.)

>>22859861
here is example map 2 which offers more states

>>22859870
and here is the eu4 map with wastelands colored in which offers more regions

which is why I'm so divided on using the victoria map, wargames map, or the eu4 map


Is it logistically sound to carve a fortified dwelling within a mountain? Saying it out loud makes the answer seem obvious that it is not worth the effort to carve a city inside a mountain like imagined here: >>22859314 (OP)

a city build on open space underneath the sky seems the solid choice with near infinite scalability.

this is why I wanna start small rather than build something enormous from the start

also the gazillions of city states is the reason why I wanna use the victoria 3 map because then I can imagine whatever i want

Not only are regions tied to the coast but also nearby regions and this can be seen in the west north african region, as there is a couple coastal regions and an inhabitable mountainous region.

but... whatever region successfully conquests another can go in either direction basically

>>22859870
my strategy for the inland nomadic regions is to surround it on all sides so it's nomads has no choice but compliance. It's like a siege, I could starve them out rather than waste manpower actually sieging the place.

>>22859969
I don't like the idea that I can't rule a portion of the desert and it'd be lost as a wasteland that's only ruled by savage nomadic tribes

sandbox fantasy becomes do-able with victoria 3 map and a chore with the eu4 map

mongolia has 2 states: Urga and Uliastai

>>22859983
but they're actually major mongolian cityinos

I think I wanterino a... world that is the modern world converted into something fantastical rather than medieval converted to fantasy

yawn yawn yawn

so le tedious

i'm burnt out ugh

victoria map is good

I'm gonna use it


But my plot has changed, I wanna find some mountain to dig a dungeon into and then turn into a friggin dwarven-esque fortress city

>>22859879
Fucking retard using Mercator
Who is the retard who did this