>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting

>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work

>open the door

>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre

>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)

>put up my feet on the IKEA table

>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty

>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals

>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work

>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '25 on the PS5 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

>when the wife's gone to bed, pop a molly, some yay, a joint and some whiskey be a Freeman! Before reading about the Kieran Rus

Good for you or sorry that happened to you

>>22859341 (OP)
Are Deanos still common?

do people finance their expensive watches?

i find it funny how middle-class people subconsciously take on all this debt to attract a mate & raise children, but the debt they take on just digs a deeper economic grave for when their children eventually grow up

>>22861081
People finance fucking doordash now dude

if they didn't have children atleast that would me more honest/consistent, digging a grave for other people's children instead
influencers are the same
i guess that's what this world is all about

>>22861101
holy hell