Reparations for circumcised babies - /bant/ (#22860034) [Archived: 787 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: IfO16Qd6Germany
6/24/2025, 5:25:57 PM No.22860034
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All men who were circumcised as babies deserve at least 150 million USA dollars adjusted for inflation / at least 44000 ounces of pure 24k gold (44000 ounces of pure 24k gold is worth 147727340 dollars on 06/03/2025).
They were innocent babies and were horribly, permanently and irreversibly mutilated for their entire one life on earth before it even began.
There is NO way to FULLY or even MOSTLY recover their lost foreskins and all of it's structures. Stretching does not nearly even come close to restoring it to it's original form.

>Why at least 150 million USA dollars / at least 44000 ounces of pure 24k gold?

Because there was a case of a adult man who merely had some mean words, drawings and jokes said to him at work. Nothing criminally illegal like death threats, leaking his social security number etc. He later quit his job at Tesla he wasn't fired. He was offered 15 million 2022 dollars for his hurt feelings by a usa judge https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/tesla-racism-lawsuit-worker-rejects-15-million-payout-rcna34655
He was literally offered 15 million dollars that the government would take from Tesla and hand directly to him. He rejected it because he wanted more then 15 million 2022 dollars but the point stands the government is willing to say mean words and hurt feelings are worth at least 15 million 2022 dollars.
Being circumcised as a baby is AT LEAST ten times worse.
At least 150 million 2025 dollars and at least 44000 ounces of pure 24k gold is a very very deep compromise.

>But anon I'm circumcised and broke

I know and you deserve better. Immediately quit your wagie job. You should never contribute to circumcisers. You deserve to be very comfortably retired NOW. A circumciser should not be richer than you unless they are bezos or musk. You should be almost infinitely richer than every american woman (circumcision is illegal in USA) unless she's Mackenzie bezos. She should be working a wagie job and serving you.
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Anonymous ID: tBa81pixUnited States
6/24/2025, 5:35:06 PM No.22860049
CASE #2

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2023/07/20/mcdonalds-lawsuit-hot-chicken-nugget/70436203007/

A random family is in a car. These are not employees they're just random customers.
They go to McDonalds drive through

Mom buys nuggets

Gives nuggets (corpses of tortured and mutilated animals that were factory farmed) to her little kid

Kid drops nugget on thigh

It leaves a slight burn on thigh

Burn heals completely leaving a small barely noticable and not painful scar on thigh

Girl gets 800,000 dollars.

Circumcising a baby is at least 30 times worse easily.
It's obviously way way worse than 30 times but whatever let's be extremely conservative

That's 24 million dollars or at least 7000 ounces of pure 24k gold.

You deserve this.
Anonymous ID: tBa81pixUnited States
6/24/2025, 5:41:19 PM No.22860057
>>22860034 (OP)
>But but but if I quit my wagie job and stop helping circumcisers I'll become homeless and have no money!!

Maybe or maybe not. Doesn't matter don't be a pussy.

In Minecraft if you want to be the ultimate Minecraft neet

Get a bow and arrows
Get a chest
Get a small shovel
Get a Minecraft mod to get Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things they only cost a few emeralds in the mod
Go to a place NOT NEAR YOUR BASE if someone makes it so you can't even go within 500 blocks of your base you still need to be able to access your chest
Dig a deep hole

Put bow and arrow, at least a couple hundred emeralds and the Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things in your chest. Optionally also add stuff like a small sword.
Close chest up very tightly.
Put chest at bottom of hole and cover with dirt blocks.
WHEN YOU GO TO SPOT WHERE YOU WILL BURY THE CHEST LEAVE YOUR MAP AND COMPASS AT YOUR BASE DON'T BRING THEM WITH YOU. IF YOU HAVE A PHONE MOD OR MODERN CAR MOD DON'T BRING THOSE WITH YOU EITHER

final step

If you ever become homeless or whatever in Minecraft go dig up your chest and do PvP before jumping into lava
Anonymous ID: tBa81pixUnited States
6/24/2025, 5:47:15 PM No.22860063
all circumcisers don't get reparations. That includes doctors who perform surgeries as well as parents among others.
Anonymous ID: XQCTx+ZKUnited States
6/25/2025, 3:40:42 AM No.22862008
kek. what about a tip
Anonymous ID: Feu924fpUnited States
6/25/2025, 4:02:22 AM No.22862051
>>22860034 (OP)
You only deserve reparations if the circumcision was botched which happens to a lot of people. Imagine your circumcision being botched so badly that you cannot feel an orgasm at all. This happened to this guy. https://www.youtube.com/live/vVuEST8RdL8?si=fgIWP0xHwAe0ySkS he should be able to sue his doctor for millions.
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Anonymous ID: pdvjStJ2United States
6/25/2025, 8:00:32 PM No.22864010
>>22862051
Every circumcision is a botched simple dorsal slit for the 1 in 15000 men who'd develop phimosis at 17+ years old.