>>22863690anyone remember that anon posting on /b/ like a decade ago about semen protein poisoning. had saved a bunch of his own cum in bottles in the fridge and then before going to the theater filled himself up with it all, plugged himself and went with his bf to watch a movie, planning to dump it out during the intermission and fuck, and he woke up in the hospital instead. turns out lots of protien in semen and skipping the stomach by putting it up your butt = bad, almost killed him? lmao at him having to live with knowing some emt's had to rescue his near lifeless, cumfilled body from some dumb ass theatre showing of like shrek or broke back mountain or whatever was on 10 years ago