Thread 22869451 - /bant/ [Archived: 809 hours ago]

monoball Brazil
6/27/2025, 12:49:46 AM No.22869451
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>stillborn
How can someone be still born if they are fucking dead
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Anonymous United States
6/27/2025, 12:52:33 AM No.22869452
>>22869451 (OP)
I don't know but according to my uber-Catholic brother-in-law his stillborn kid is currently being burned forever in Hell for not getting baptized. For some reason, despite him believing that, he still says he wants to try again and that it's "in God's hands" which is pretty fucked imo. Pretending his religious orientation is right, you're just potentially setting up another infant to be tortured forever on a technicality. Sorry for the blogpost but I really can't stand that douche.
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Anonymous United States
6/27/2025, 12:53:13 AM No.22869453
>>22869451 (OP)
Conception happened but the infant was was dead on arrival.

On a side note do you remember the femoid who used her dead relative for a loan
Anonymous United States
6/27/2025, 12:53:37 AM No.22869454
because the word "still" is an old english word for "death". "stillborn" means "born still" or "born dead"

this has happened frequently in my family and mom is upset about it because she's mexican read >>22869452
Anonymous United States
6/27/2025, 12:54:14 AM No.22869455
>>22869452
Are you the "Thank God for dead soldiers" poster ?
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Anonymous Norway
6/27/2025, 12:56:05 AM No.22869456
>>22869451 (OP)
still also means not moving, as in stand still
also most of the time kids are alive when inside the woman but come out dead because of well things so they are born but-
fuck you
Anonymous United States
6/27/2025, 12:56:43 AM No.22869457
>>22869455
I'm not a Christian at all and neither was my sister until she married the guy
Anonymous Australia
6/27/2025, 12:56:57 AM No.22869458
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>>22869451 (OP)
Anonymous Indonesia
6/27/2025, 1:04:37 AM No.22869459
>>22869451 (OP)
Stillborn is a way for godjak to troll the shit out of the parents by promising them a /caca/, give them happiness for like 7-9 months, make them buy those toy n clothes, and (for some other) a party like gender reveal party, only for the baby itself to be fucking dead several weeks before it was supposed to be born
Anonymous !!Brock86qeJCID: 12UUqS+3United States
6/27/2025, 1:25:58 AM No.22869516
>>22869451 (OP)
*david attenborough voice*
deciding at it's conception this particular chud decides to not even bother with the whole ordeal
Anonymous !!Brock86qeJCID: 12UUqS+3United States
6/27/2025, 1:27:48 AM No.22869519
>>22869451 (OP)
*david attenborough voice*
deciding at it's conception that it's already over this particular chud decides to not even bother with the whole ordeal
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Anonymous ID: 6GCVC817United States
6/27/2025, 8:12:12 AM No.22870684
>>22869451 (OP)
The point is that sometimes you get your legs blown off the moment you hop off that plane which happens to be your momma's twat, nigger. So if God wasn't such a nigger, there would be an existential floor so people get a consistent experience, but that is not the fucking case, it is people that choose to live in such a wicked way, which means people are retarded and the skyspook is probably fake and gay.
Anonymous ID: /DaBUVqgUnited States
6/27/2025, 8:50:23 PM No.22872184
>>22869519
eheheh