>>22873238 (OP)
Theyre fine

>>22873238 (OP)
You can have ONE per day

>>22873238 (OP)
I know people in their thirties who drink two or three of these in the morning to get started with their day. And motherfuckers wonder why young people are having heart attacks.

Water with sugar

>>22873238 (OP)
Red Bull best one and best F1 team

That's what the walls of the goyim cage are going go look like when you're done scratching at them.

There is no escape goyim, so your effort is wasted.

>>22873238 (OP)
Haven’t had one in 3 weeks. Nearly caved today. Was close.
Fucking pathetic.

>>22873238 (OP)
Rat poison
But if you want a hell of a night it's cool to mix with vodka.

>>22873238 (OP)
White trash thing. I love them, but almost never drink them. Sugarfree red bull is the best.

Red Bull is the only one that doesn't feel like I just drank toxic waste.

Anyone here tried C4? Makes you itch all over you body. On purpose. It says so on the bottle. Feels terrible.

>>22873243
Not anymore, white boy

I miss Pomegranate Red Bull. That was the best of all time.

>>22873238 (OP)
complete garbage

it would probably be best to just stick with coffee if you need some caffeine fix. these drinks are loaded up with chemicals that will disrupt about every system in your body

>>22873240

>tfw Red Bull comes in 4-packs

Twitchy .... O_O

>>22873248
>Red Bull is the only one that doesn't feel like I just drank toxic waste.
Funny you say that. Some people say red bull tastes like gasoline.

Isn't it obvious they put something addictive in these? It's not the caffeine. I don't crave coffee or tea or soda which all has caffeine too. I hate all those. I only crave energy drinks. I think there's a giant Jewish World Economic Forum-tier conspiracy going on with these drinks.

Speed drives you insane.
That's just a fact
And caffeine is super speed.
>>22873238 (OP)
Owned by Jews.
Literally.
When I researched that for myself after seeing it here for years, that was the end of that.

>>22873255
well yeah, same thing with soda, corn syrup is incredibly addictive, and who knows what else they are slipping in

>>22873238 (OP)
I used to drink these bastard things every day, couldn't function without them. Waste of money and full of poison.

Caffeine (Chemist's molecular name: 1,3,7 Trimethylxanthine) biologist's functional name: (Selective Adenosine Reuptake antagonist/blocker [SSRI, SAAA]) is a relatively large molecule of between 100 and 200 members of elemental Oxygen, Nitrogen Hydrogen and others, that is mistaken by your brain for the naturally created regulatory neurotransmitter: Adenosine that is designed to be a "key in lock" messenger molecule, made by a small organ on top of your kidneys. The Adenosine receptors lining axon body and synaptic cleft of neurons in your brain, and stomach/intestinal lining, specifically the (A1, A2a, A2b, and A3) use the messenger to be a throttle on Your body's energy update currency and energy output spending plan. Adenosine triphosphate (ATP) and enzymes in your blood break down naturally occurring Adenosine and its imposter Caffine by ripping its wings off. These neurotransmitters are how your body creates the clock that optimally tunes neural networks for performance time and retraining time throughout your body (brain and gut) for power strokes on: "We need a perfect response now" and "We want to rebuild the network of network strokes during sleep" (day and night cycles, and emergency fleeing-predator mode vs hunger mode vs you just ate mode).

Youtube video: Caffeine! by SciShow with John Green:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl1XBJLfIDU

>>22873238 (OP)
I like red bull but never tried or wanted to drink the jew variant even though it's pushed in all stores to low price

Finnish excellence

>>22873238 (OP)
i'm consooming

>>22873255
The Monster logo is actually Jewish 666 symbols and is owned by a Jew and its phrase is "Unleash the Beast!" and they also made a offshoot energy drink called "Beast Energy". I can't explain how but it shows all the signs of being a part of the big puzzle of Jewish tricks working together to fuck us up. Could contain MRNA for all we know!

>>22873255

You consume caffeine and your stomach lining mistakenly registers it as harmless, or food, the lower intestine imports the trimethylxanthine, the brain registers the oversupply of Adenosine (via the mistaken impostor of 1,3,7 trimethylxanthine) as some kind of neurotransmitter imbalance and emergency attack [fight or flight, back when you were a flatworm to swim away], to give an adrenaline to be smart now and get away from the disrupting-predator, which is why it makes your digestive system go funny peeing and pooping. When you hold a small wild animal like a toad or large bug, it pees on you. The human body has 0, 1 or 2 unique enzyme mechanisms that operate in the blood that can break down Caffeine and 1,3,7 trimethylxanthine and pluck those impostors off your adenosine receptors, and the speed of that process determines how hard the double-shot espresso punches you in the brain. I'm typing this from the perspective of someone who has 0 of those enzymes, not 1 or 2 that you may have.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmtQPrH-gC4

>>22873238 (OP)
Waste of money. Just drink some coffee if you need caffeine

>>22873263
See here's the "Beast Energy" drink Monster also released that is alcoholic. Only plus side is that if you drink caffeine and alcohol at the same time in the perfect balance, you will be able to run super fast. Partly because it no longer hurts to go past 100% your limit and secondly because your hyped.

>>22873238 (OP)
They are bad for you. They contain too much caffeine which makes you pee more and dehydrates you.

>doesnt ask if its good for you
>doesnt post lust provoking image
this board is dead

For me it's Reign Orange Dreamsicle

>>22873238 (OP)
Taste like garbage and is probably toxic

>>22873238 (OP)
They are not good for you but they taste great.

>>22873265
You can't metabolize caffeine? What happens to you when you ingest it?

>>22873271
They are. They cause blood cancer.

>>22873256
What does the video have to do with this thread

>>22873238 (OP)
As someone who used to be addicted to those, I'd say it's obvious that they are bad, but some people fear them too much and treat them like it's some sort of a boogeyman.
>lots of sugar/sweetener = obviously not healthy
>lots of caffeine = not the best, but the real danger with it is in how much easier it is to drink a lot of energy drinks compared to a lot of strong coffee, no one wants to drink a ton of bitter coffee, while if you are sweating a lot and thirsty, you could easily get carried away with energy drinks
>they also put a lot of random shit in these products as well
So yeah, not the best.
I also think that people who eat garbage, but talk shit about energy drinks should stfu.
Only people who live a healthy lifestyle should have the right to criticise these things.

>>22873270
This one is terrible

>>22873241
It's the clotshots. If you suddenly died in your 20s after consuming 400 mg of caffeine your condition was already terrible. Caffeine is a vasoconstrictor so it may be what pushes your system beyond its capacity. You were already predisposed. Predisposed by what? Most people seem to have no clue.

>>22873267
want

>>22873278
>400mg

this is the most conservative estimate of caffeine intake I've ever seen. I work in the trades and most of the middle aged dudes I run into are hitting more than 1g a day, some of them are drinking that much before lunchtime

>>22873255
It's the vitamins. They put a bunch of vitamins in there that people are deficient in.

>>22873238 (OP)
based, take a monster with your Adderall meds for a sweet boost.

>>22873238 (OP)
They over-dose you with B-vitamins. Apparently your body gets rid of any excess b-vitamins but having thousands % of your daily recommended intake can't be good for you regardless if you get rid of them or not.

>>22873273

Caffeine impostor trips your Chemical gated ion channels around your decision surfaces of mitochondria in its decision process of how many, million electron volts to separate potassium ions from storage to outside of the membrane in preparation for another action potential. You're a fluidic fractal of garden hoses son of god, and this caffeine is a plant based impostor that causes, among other things, an increase in flow rate on turbines that govern the crispness of signals in your most basic processing unit, still unknown nanotechnology inside the synaptic cleft, that remains a mystery to us to this very day. The zoomies you feel when caffeine hits you full throttle, yes son of God and son of man, these things have a man on the carousel high-fiving the frame to autotune for clock frequency, and it goes faster and slower based on parameters:

Youtube Video: How mitochondria produce ATP (energy) inside cells by CorticalStudios
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39HTpUG1MwQ

>>22873238 (OP)
Seems like poisonous Jewish trickery to me. I have one or two black coffees a day. The way God intended.

>>22873261
Sour Apple Battery is the best I've tasted but as far as I know they no longer sell it.

>>22873240
>>22873241
FDA says it's fine to consume up to 400mg of caffeine a day. That's 5 red bulls or 3 Monsters a day

it's funny because retards will drink like 1000mg of caffeine via coffee and then scream at you because you drink an energy drink once in a while

I miss Sobe.

Who here remembers Sobe?!

>>22873261
Overpriced as fuck though. Barely any better tasting than an ES at 2x+ the price.

Caffeine make brain say I'm being chased by a lion vroom vroom Johnny. Did you just vroom vroom racecar johnny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaJUW5GV8LQ

If Coffee Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads (Starbucks, Coffee Bean, Folgers Parody) by Honest Ads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ovhbT-Iulc

>>22873280
400 is two big energy drinks and one small
1.25 litres
You're telling me they chug several litres every day? Of course that's another story. 400 mg is considered the safe limit for healthy adults. It should be common sense. Maybe it's less common than I thought.

Yerba mate is a slightly different plant evolution that produces roughly the identical neurotransmitter imposter so it hits slightly different because it gets into parts of the brain the other one doesn't. It's not enough to become the standard because the other one from c3 cephids are better.

1.2 billion years ago you were a flatworm in the lush tropics of Africa crawling through the mud trying to get on land. You typically got the immune system of other more highly evolved animals sprayed into your face. This other immune system fluid that got sprayed on you contained molecular C31b attack membrane complexes [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmpuerlbJu0 ] that would put your system out-of-balance, when this out-of-balance is detected, it means we're under attack and it's emergency kill or be killed time. This is where "fight or flight" comes from inside you. Over the millions of years this dynamic walked in to be between plants and herbivores who used it to create a symbiotic relationship, you spread caffeine seeds, with gusto, and I'll give you a hit of your own fight or flight "Super-Sayan 3 - Ascended" that keeps you alive in the fighting pit.

Youtube Video: "The greatest addiction Ever" by CGP Grey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTVE5iPMKLg

>>22873291
They'll drink an entire thermos of coffee and several energy drinks, some of them will also bring a shaker bottle with pre workout in it. They'll also be taking those dippable pre workouts like Stiff Upper Lip and those new nicotine pouches like Zyn all day long. Shit's gotta take a toll on their endocrine systems man

>>22873238 (OP)
>red bulls
>flash power
>burn
>monster original
>flying horse

>>22873270
The ones that said "Thermogenic Fuel" on them were the best but they seem to have gotten rid of all of them. There was even a Jalapeno flavor one.

only the zero sugar ones are worth drinking

>>22873287
Nobody has ever screamed at you for drinking an energy drink

>>22873287
>FDA says it's fine to consume up to 400mg of caffeine a day. That's 5 red bulls or 3 Monsters a day
You might want to read the bottle because each 12 oz red bull has 110mg of caffeine and a 20oz has 180mg and monster has an TOTALLY RADICAL XTREME 300mg

>>22873238 (OP)
Pure shite but tasty. The new Lando Norris monster flavor is great. Tied with Aussie lemonade as my favorite. Red Bull is delicious but I don't touch it anymore pure poison

Just drink some tea and stop being a goyslopper.

>>22873238 (OP)
The goyslop is only good if you have a busy day, once there is no work to be done you're just standing around full of energy and your penis is twitching. Can't have that.

I've always wanted to invent 3 brands of energy drinks:
>Nigger Fuel
>Crackhead Fuel
>Boner Fuel (the small text says "WE COMBINED GAS STATION DICK PILLS INTO AN ENERGY DRINK something something (i forgot but the rest was some joke)

>zoomerrhoids shit on soda but give this kike garbage a pass
I'm glad none of you faggots will ever feel a pussy

The post widthdrawl Caffeine headache is caused by the internal "red alert" alarm your brain emits while it works to upsample, thus increasing the number of adenosine receptors on neurons to hear the messages that they should be hearing but aren't. Over the Caffeine high and trip, your body downsamples registering an over-supply and receptors, and it feels amazing it means you've got more than enough. Downsample = pleasure, upsample = pain.

Youtube Video: "This is your brain on caffeine" by This is your brain on science.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCIruyfw1OA

The plants that sprout 1,3,7 Trimethylxanthine in their beans or seeds from Colombia, South America, go through the effort to create these complex molecules our body mistakes for adenosine, because of the war of evolution and natural selection in plants vs herbivore mammals (our genetic ancestors). 1,3,7 Trimethylxanthine in the plant performs 3 jobs, it operates as an insecticide, herbicide and an addictive ingredient for animals that consume and distribute plant seeds through the digestive tracts. Caffeine is "plant sperm" waging addictive chemical warfare against herbivores. Caffeine effectively kills insects and the chemical is left to accumulate on the surface of the ground making the soil toxic for competing plants.

Youtube Video: Caffeine and Adenosine Receptors by Medicurio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOfquPE1cnU

>>22873238 (OP)
Good shit. Though I barely have them.

>>22873277
the q10 effect is a pump on the goon sesh, the taste isn't the best but the blood flow is...

>>22873238 (OP)
Chemical slop and it does literally nothing

>>22873302
based

The adrenaline 'head rush' you get from caffeine is the body's internal "fight or flight" alarm mechanism that something is wrong and to "be smart now, remember what you did just now and perfect that action (Punding) to isolate the cause of the neurotransmitter problem". Priority 1 is eject/slow the intestines to mitigate the uptake of the poison (providing more energy), don't sleep, because you might die from the neurotransmitter problem, and adrenal glands should give us a jolt to get things moving and clear out the problem.

Youtube Video Vox: Colombia Coffee Shortage from Global Warming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IN4ZcZAUbA

>>22873293
What kind of job do you have? Is this some extreme coping mechanism for them? Or an irregular schedule with mega overtime?

>>22873310
I work with a contractor building homes in the desert of Arizona. The only people I see staying hydrated are the mexican landscapers. everyone else is drinking goyslop all day

At the back of your eyeballs is a pad called a Fovia. It is made of rods and cones. The rods are a bunch of photon receptor-pancakes stacked into a rod shape designed to detect light photons but only at a certain wavelength band for red and green, and for tetrachomats: y. When a photon comes in, there is a Rhodopsin molecule that gets blown apart, and this blown-apartness is sampled by other atoms in an analog signal processing system that is amplified up and converted into data packages that key for lines, shapes, and primitive template-patterns defined by the Fovia sent down the optic nerve to the visual cortex at the back of your head. The Fovea has to reconstruct this Rhodopsin, so it can detect another photon. This is where 1,3,7 Trimethylxanthine comes in. Coffee was evolved by plants taking control of humans to be their be "fight or flighting" aggressive seed distribution system, and so this system releases adrenaline, which then speeds up the Rhodopsin reconstruction process, giving you the mysterious feeling that the physics textbook suddenly is fun and exciting. Then you notice everything makes sense, the textbooks are hitting short term and long term memory a lot easier. This "speed up" principle happens across the tens of thousands of systems, including the stomach lining and digestive system which has similar touch and go feedback loops amplified or inhibited by these neurotransmitter imposters.

Caffeine: Explained by James Hoffmann
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j805qJJajmM

>>22873263
Plus they put the cross in the "o" in Monster. So when you drink (the can is upside down) it makes the sign of the inverted cross

>>22873298
wrong you stupid nigger a normal can of redbull is 250ml and contains 80mg of caffeine, monster is 473 ml and contains about 160mg of caffeine. unless the slop they sell you in America is different

>>22873309
>The adrenaline 'head rush' you get from caffeine
who gets that though? I don't, never have. The only effect i've felt from caffeine was headaches from crashing after chugging a full pot of coffee inside of 3 hours.

>>22873238 (OP)
They're for retards. Caffeine in general is. People get tired one day and think sucking down caffeine is the only way to function. Most caffeine addicts haven't had a week without it, much less a few days since they were teenagers. They try a day or two and complain about the lack of energy, not realizing that their body has to have time to bounce back. Just go for a short walk in the morning for 2-3 week adjustment period and you'll quickly realize how retarded caffeine is when you get your energy back.

>>22873238 (OP)
If you drink that you love BBC

>>22873253
But they are tiny
So 3

>>22873238 (OP)
Kinda shitty but they have their place when you literally want to consume shitloads of sugar and caffeine at once

>>22873246
I like to chase the vodka with red bull, keeps me lit all night at the after party, next morning all the guilty parties pretending they don't remember a thing, but I remember everything muhahahah, lucky for them, secrets go in my eyes and ears but never leave

>>22873238 (OP)
I like a good white monster every now and then when I feel like drinking something that tastes like shit and also gives me impulse control problems. I treat it like a recreational drug.

>>22873238 (OP)
never met anyone non retarded drinking this shit
even the cans are literally designed to attract the brain dead

>>22873238 (OP)
Rockstar was founded by Michael Savages son, and he said he got him into it because selling addictive stuff is the quickest way to money, obviously a Jew.

>>22873261
>BATTERY
Simple, it's purpose and promise stated, needs nothing more
Good marketing

>>22873238 (OP)
FUARK, I'm too addicted to sips.
The only reason I drink Energy Drinks because coffee & tea doesn't work .

>>22873256
Remind me to NEVER go to that country oh my fucking god

>>22873238 (OP)
>be me, drink 8 beers every night for 5 years
>have two energy drinks every day when I wake up
>develop bad pain on my lower-right side near my back
>it goes away and has come back
Bros... Is it AIDs?

>>22873238 (OP)
Never drunk one. What are they like?

>>22873300
drink mostly water and have a coke or some chocolate milk in between if you want to be a true ubermensch. trust me you need that sugar

>>22873314
yeah its different ive read the cans countless times

>>22873326
Thats sweden

>>22873316
You don't get addicted to caffeine. For me it's the taste. I use it if I'm sleep deprived and know I will have trouble staying awake. It's just a very convenient habit that in many cases make people up the dose to unhealthy levels because they consume too much too late.

>what is /pol/ view

>>22873281
yeah the only monster that I drink is those "Monster Rehabs", they only have like 4 or 6 grams of sugar and lots of good vitamins and electrolytes. When I used to drink alcohol, they really did help with hangovers. But I still drink them now days here and there.

>>22873327
its because you didn't drink enough water you dumb cunt.
Drink soda water for electrolytes and hydration or if you're a poor fag just sprinkle some salt and sugar in water, or make extra watery lemonade.

>>22873238 (OP)
I like some monsters but a full can is too much caffeine, I wish they did them in smaller cans like red bull. Red bull is nice too if its cold.

I have been lowering my caffeine intake since Christmas though as I felt dependent on coffee, switched to tea instead and now a coffee is more like a treat. Energy drinks are reserved for special cases like getting up at 3am to drive to the airport.

>>22873285
I hope your drinking single orgin Ethopian organic coffee. And whole bean of course, must get whole beans, the already shredded stuff has other shit in it. With whole beans you know its pure coffee. Its also healthy for you.

>>22873335
Well I drank 1.5 to 2 liters of water every day as well, so I wasn't dehydrated (I get hangovers if I don't drink water), but I think that could have made it worse? I was making my kidneys process like 6 liters of fluid every day. I'm going to try stopping drinking for like a week to see if it improves

>>22873267
>reptile eye
it would be 6% lol

>>22873238 (OP)
Drink 7 of these and you figure out why Americans are so fucked up.
Poison that leaves you feeling like a restless fuck that can't sleep at the end of the day.

>>22873276
>the real danger with it is in how much easier it is to drink a lot of energy drinks compared to a lot of strong coffee, no one wants to drink a ton of bitter coffee,

You can buy cartons/jugs of iced coffee now, it's full of sugar and easy to chug a whole one, THAT is dangerous, ridiculous amounts of caffeine that goes down so easily.

>>22873338
meant mineral water, you just need anything with a bit of salt in it.

https://youtu.be/IYXLNJlxLpA?si=zRynQ3akSN2iNC3b

When you drink and piss constantly you are expelling too much of your salts. Water will hydrate you but not give you back electrolytes so you start getting muscle cramps and random pain.

>>22873338
Salt binds water into your body better. Add a pinch of rock salt into 1 liter of water and take small sips every few minutes. Just try it. Hydrates much better than chugging liter upon liter.

>>22873238 (OP)
IT DA MARK OF DA BEATS

>>22873343
>what is an electrolyte

>>22873327
That's your kidneys. Happened to me drinking 3 cans a night delivering pizzas, went away when I stopped the drinks

>>22873343
>>22873345
that was uncalled for
i apologize
i got reckless and triggerhappy there and compulsively leaned too hard into that jewish side of pol and reacted like a stupid emotional stupid niggerfaggot and went and acted ajew

>>22873347
Apology not accepted as your jab was on point and i have no idea what an electrolyte is

>>22873238 (OP)
Yummy. And im a fucking slob and tired often. These help.

>>22873238 (OP)
The drink of losers.

>>22873238 (OP)