I ate dinner at a steakhouse yesterday. Holy fuck is this where all the white people hang out? I mean the food is pretty crap the service is slow, and overpriced but it was packed full of white suburbanites.

So I ordered my food right, and the waitress asked me how I wanted my steak cooked and I said "I have no fucking idea how the steak is supposed to be cooked lady" ENTIRELY too loudly and the guy at the table behind us I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Mike Vallely.

He kinda half leans around me and says "Medium rare!" to the waitress and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. Later I'm about to pay for the food and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The CKY salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street this morning. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residensial area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his hockey career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today.

>>22875568 (OP)
Access to white people is not a human right.
I dont know who told you that it was.

that pic looks like peter lugers
you can achieve that same taste at home by getting a few prime steaks from the grocery store and tediously cutting out all the fat you can find from the steaks, and cooking the fat on a skillet on medium high for a few minutes, then eating the fat
dont bother with the actual meat

>>22875568 (OP)
Umm good for you or Kys, whatever

Buying steak at a restaurant is peak elite pastime and good money if you can make it
Its the cocaine of cuisine

>>22875568 (OP)
Mike Valley is the nicest guy ever. Truly a prince among men.

>>22875569
Did you day this when you forced everyone to.race mix and took black slaves?

Steak, cocaine, diamonds, and prostitutes.

These four make up the Scythe of God.

>>22875575
Itallians got it right.

>>22875568 (OP)
>Holy fuck is this where all the white people hang out?
SHUT IT DOWN!

Alright posting shifts over, see you next time

Of course amerilards need their bbq meat drenched in molten candy. Fat pieces of shit.

>>22875568 (OP)
pretty cool

>>22875568 (OP)
steak is the best holy fuck
a medium rare 14" new york strip just melts in your mouth

>>22875568 (OP)
No one wants to admit that they like it for the texture more than the taste, which isn't a problem for me because I think Texture is more important.

>>22876747
PizA ID