could you imagine if this was real

you may NOT wipe your ass

post chaos niggers

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kek

>>22877220
My friends and I went to a restaurant and had some fat ugly cow as our server. She was a cunt the whole time and purposely made our experience miserable for us despite us being incredibly nice. There were about 8 of us and we all ordered a new drink at the end, none of us tipped and we all did this with our drinks before we left.

For those who don’t know, it’s super easy to do. You just get your drink, you prob don’t want it all the way filled or it may end up all over you. Put a paper napkin over the top. Grip it like you were holding it upside down, using your fingers to seal the napkin around the top. Quickly flip it over onto the table and then peel excess napkin from around the sides (or don’t as it’s merely for cosmetics).

>>22877247
Oh, the ketchup serves as an additional pain because in order to get the drink up without spilling they need to get a dish tub and slide the glass to the end of the table. They either need to first wipe up the ketchup or sliding the glass will just smear it all over the table.

>>22877247
That sounds like a lot of effort, Id just call her fat and not leave a tip aint nobody got time for allat!

>>22877170 (OP)
how? that doesnt look tight enought that you couldnt just squeeze the roll and slide it off.
otherwise if it was that tight you just rip it off anywise?
dumb as fuck