Almost killed myself with trazodone and alcohol
I can't believe I failed
I'm basically a woman now lole

>>22877828 (OP)
i wish i had trazodone

>>22877828 (OP)
>>22877835
what is it?

>>22877836
sleeping medication

>>22878170
you can't kill yourself with sleeping medication

>>22878179
It's an SNRI and yeah I realized I wish I did some research when I was completely drunk and had the impulsive urge to die

i once ate a magic the gathering card during a school field trip

>>22878215
I ate a part of a book to impress a girl in 3rd grade

>>22878226
i feel you

>>22878226
3rd grade is early to care about girls

>>22877828 (OP)
>Almost killed myself
why would you want to?
Is there something you want to talk about?

>>22878358
It was impulsive and the problem already solved itself magically

>>22878363
Please be careful.
You know, don't die please.

time for drinkies

>>22878375
I'm out of alcohol lole

>>22878384
this is terrible news please purchase booze

>>22878404
It happens to be sunday

>>22878406
oh right.... sorry....

>>22878412
Entschuldigung akzeptiert
https://youtu.be/jOLT6ukrQSg?list=RDjOLT6ukrQSg

>trazodone
that's what I use to sedate my dogs

>>22878629
Is that before you apply the lube?

>>22878635
he probably lubricates the floors as a prank, so the dog slides around when it wakes up & tries to leave

>>22878635
before I restrain them in a grooming hammock and trim their nails

>>22877828 (OP)
This is probably the gayest thing I've ever read this year and we are over half way through now I think

>>22879333
TOP
LEL

>>22878279
i had a gf in kindergarten (the year before 1st grade)
we would talk about starting a family and getting a house and stuff, i think we mostly just viewed eachother as friends but were trying to mimick parents or something
there was also a kid who got jealous and tried to keep cucking me or something so i fought with him a lot

>>22879809
i had a similar thing
the kindergarten i went to was not well-supervised lol
thankfully no molestors
some delinquent teenagers got in at one point & scared me with a story though

i tried to play with the weird non-talking kid in the sandbox
it went well for 2 minutes but then he randomly threw sand in my eyes
i had no idea you could do that until that point