i love his pizza reviews
i dont care if he is a dirty, sneaky, greasy, disgusting kike

>>22882024 (OP)
Youre a dumb kike

He only reviews cheese pizza like a fucking child there's nothing to listen to.
>pizza should be a thin cracker with only cheese for children like me!
Jews suck.

>>22882024 (OP)
kikes can't even eat pepperoni
the fuck good would their reviews be?

>>22882024 (OP)
You’re a kike yourself.

>>22882024 (OP)
why does he pretend to be american?

>>22882024 (OP)
>Flag
Of course you like him, Arjoon.

>>22882024 (OP)
I dont give a shit about his pizza reviews
I like laughing at him getting called a dirty, sneaky, greasy, disgusting kike

>>22882026
Cheese the gold standard of pizza you fat fuck

>509158758
buy an ad faggot

>>22882024 (OP)
OKAY TODAY I'M DROPPING MY POUTINE REVIEW.
I DON'T LIKE GRAVY OR CURDS SO I GOT IT PLAIN.
PERSONALLY I LIKE MY FRIES MUSHY AND CRINKLE CUT SO I'M GOING TO RATE IT ON THAT
OK I'M GOING TO GIVE THIS CANADIAN POUTINE A 5.3/10
IT'S OKAY, BUT IT'S NOT VERY MUSHY AND THE FRIES WEREN'T CRINKLE CUT

STAY TUNED FOR MORE POUTINE REVIEWS.

only a jew

Yeah he knows a good pizza. So fucking what? I actually used to work at one of the places he reviewed and I knew it was a damn good new york style pizza we made. I didn't need some emotional jew to tell me it was good. It's simple: quality ingredients, crispy crust with no sag, don't put too much cheese or too many toppings on it, and eat it as freshly out of the oven as possible. Most of the shit pizza in the US is shit because americans are fat fucks who load up their food with way too much shit.

He's an insufferable kike but in a funny way. I like the rough and rowdy boxing too

>>22882032
shut up you dumb ugly faggot

>>22882032
CHECKING OUT ANOTHER POUTINE SPOT HERE
AGAIN GOT IT NO GRAVY, NO CURDS
GOTTA GET IT PLAIN
GOING TO SEE HOW MUSHY THESE FRIES ARE... NOT VERY.
AND NOT CRINKLE CUT EITHER.
I'M FEELING A 6.3/10 ON THIS ONE

>>22882027
I thought small hat people can eat beef pepperoni

>>22882024 (OP)
>pedo jew reviewing (((cheese pizza)))

>can’t eat pork or cheese with anything else
>reviews pizza
Like me reviewing dreidels

>>22882032
Spoken like a Kike who thinks he can't eat 99% of the menu.
>G-D SAID YOU CAN'T EAT CHEESEBURGWRS BECAUSE CHEESE AND MEAT IS ILLEGAL

>>22882024 (OP)
>worth billions of dollars
>go around The US and Canada reviewing dead end Pizza shacks
Doesn't this guy have a life? Like a yacht, helicopter, private airplanes, etc?

>>22882024 (OP)
>i love his pizza reviews
Jewish fingers typed this

>>22882035
yep. the best burrito i know of is just chicken rice and beans.
people think more ingredients = better

>>22882024 (OP)
>>22882026
>>22882032
>>22882041
OKAY I AM DROPPING MY FIRST 10/10 POUTINE REVIEW
>SWEET POTATO CRINKLE CUT FRIES
THEY CAME OUT MUSHY
CLUMPED A BIT TOGETHER
NO GRAVY
NO CURDS
THIS IS A 10.0/10 POUTINE WOW

jews are clowns news at 6

>>22882024 (OP)
You are a midwit and people like you are why things are as shitty as they are. Please delete yourself.

>>22882046
too oily

>>22882032
>Cheese the gold standard of pizza you fat fuck
WRONG it's the one the kike jewsidente can't eat.

Portnoy needs to be deported.

>>22882024 (OP)
vampire kike has no reflection.

>>22882032
No, that would be the meat lovers, retard. You are not a real American.

>>22882048
YEAH BUT I AM DAVE PORTNOY AND I LIKE THE POUTINE OILY, NO CURDS, MUSHY, CRINKLE CUT.

POUTINE WITH CURDS AND GRAVY I DON'T LIKE SO I GIVE THEM A LOW SCORE 1-30 BITES NO ONE KNOWS WHAT FUCKING RULES I'M TALKING ABOUT

WHERE IS THE COCAINE GOD DAMN GOYS

>>22882032
>pizza can ONLY be the way my favorite jewtube personalities say it can be!
Delete yourself too. How do you midwits live with yourselves?

>>22882024 (OP)

(2025) Pizza made at franchise run completely by pajeets.

>Order: half cheese half extra cheese and pajeet shit. Note; please use firm turds, not liquid shit. Last time it leaked onto my girlfriends side of the pozza.

>>22882049
I like the following (not all together but some combination of a few)
>thick pepperoni
>anchovies
>onion
>very thin peppers
>capers
>mushroom
>olives
>a mix of cheeses
>garlic
>salami
I used to like jalapeños but I went off them on pizza recently

>>22882050
Exactly. Send him and all traitor “dual citizens” back to isreal.

No one posts the vid of him getting pizza slapped?

X is now unironically way better than/pol

>>22882054
>>22882052
It's more like if your pizza can't stand on its own without a bunch of toppings, it's not a good pizza, or at least you could improve it with a better crust. The crust is the most important part of the pizza, not the toppings

>>22882032
https://nypost.com/2025/01/22/lifestyle/the-most-popular-kinds-of-pizza-in-every-state/
Why is it not the most popular in any state then, jackass?

>>22882026
It's a control you retarded fuck. If a pizza place has a shitty cheese pizza all toppings don't matter.

>>22882024 (OP)
>i dont care if he is a dirty, sneaky, greasy, disgusting kike
you're a crypto kike

>>22882024 (OP)
Listening to anything a jew says

>>22882058
That was not Dave which is a shame because he deserves to be pizza slapped.
>>22882061
>>22882060
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/most-popular-pizza-toppings-americans_l_5c5a02fee4b00187b555eea3

Then it would be pepperoni because NO ONE orders cheese pizzas, fag kike.

>>22882064
I would hate to be slapped with greasy pizza.

>>22882032
Yeah if you’re a kike or Muslim.

>>22882065
It's a fate he deserves. He acts like a rude cunt and judges these small businesses based on whether or not they make pizza for children well, and his faggot retard "fans" lap this shit up like the good goyim slopsumers they are.

I hate jews because a jew like him would never admit 2 things
A. He can't review pizza because he's a jew and can't eat most of it
B. Pizza should not be geared around making saucy cheese crackers

>>22882059
No, using cheese only is just an artificial convention that he chose because he’s a kosher.

>>22882024 (OP)
How can you trust the taste buds of someone who eats hairy man ass?

I really hope he starts getting slapped with pizza on the reg

>>22882067
We will literally watch the last atom die out from the Universe before a jew admits they're being an arrogant cunt.
>why do people dislike jews
The arrogance and cuntish behavior while refusing to acknowledge it. That is why.

>>22882024 (OP)
Has the dirty kike ever reviewed Comet Ping Pong?

I hate street shitters so much it’s unreal

his insecurity masked by his smugness is aggravating. i want to bully him so bad...

>>22882068
That's bullshit but I believe it. It's not like having some pepperoni or prosciutto and arugula on a pizza is gonna trick me into knowing if it's shit but at the same time plain pizza is not just for children or jews. It's just the baseline form of pizza

>>22882057
Anybody in the United States (calling themselves 'American') shilling for the state of Israel—dual-passport or not—needs to be deported.
You love muh holy zion so fucking much? Go live there.

>>22882064
based. pepperoni is the baseline standard

>>22882075
>cheese is the baseline
No, whether the pizza is good is the baseline. Many pizza places focus on toppings and combinations of the toppings plus their style of crust rather than cooking babbys first slice just like David Bar-Portnoyberg likes it.

As everybody else in this thread has noted, using cheese only is a convention chosen by this one irritating manlet.

>>22882076
I don’t know what this is supposed to mean. Fuck isreal.

>>22882024 (OP)
>i dont care
well i do. so fuck him, and fuck you too

I like larry david and jerry sienfeld alot

There I said it

>>22882081
Kek not bad but you should not have added the 2nd sentence

7/8

>>22882024 (OP)
he didn't like Imo's so fuck him
#stlgang

>>22882078
What does baseline fucking mean to you? A pizza with no toppings is just that, basic. It's a baseline that you modify however you want. Whether it's good or not has nothing to do with that. Whether or not a greasy jew prefers his pizza plain also doesn't make me say plain pizza is shit, it's not if you make it correctly.

>>22882024 (OP)
So what's David's real last name?

>>22882085
Portnoygoybloodstein

>>22882086
>>22882085
Call him Dave Portgoy and call it a day

>>22882038
Theres some local retard doing this exact thing on reddit

https://www.reddit.com/user/michaelkbecker/comments/1av4606/saskatoon_poutines/

>>22882024 (OP)
He is one with the oven.

>>22882084
>I’m reviewing turkey sandwiches
>A proper turkey sandwich has white toast, turkey, provolone, light aioli and Dijon mustard, LT - this is the BASELINE
>Pinky’s Sandwich shop makes it with wheat bread, turkey, Swiss, mayo, and yellow mustard, Lettuce only 5/10
Judging food items on an arbitrary selection based on preference rather than whether it tastes good is specifically why actual food reviewers don’t do it that way.

>>22882090
The difference is that a pizza isn't a pizza without a crust, sauce, and cheese. A baseline turkey sandwich is turkey and bread, not turkey and mayo and lettuce and other shit.

>>22882090
So yeah I agree with you about him being up his own ass but cheese pizza is absolutely the baseline, not pepperoni or anything else