Does /pol/ own a Nintendo® Switch™ Two (2)?

>>22883598 (OP)
not yet.

No I stopped using my original switch the games are too expensive and often weren’t worth the $70 price tag. They are boring games . The only game worth the price is Skyrim and even that got overwhelming boring

>>22883598 (OP)
I gave my dada 900 in cash so he could pick it up for me on launch day before work and he handed it to me when he got home with 500 in change

I've got things to do, like post of 4chan™.

>>22883598 (OP)
Ask /v, because I emulate shit (including the Switch).

>>22883598 (OP)
I have Nintendo switch light don't use it got it last year ill just wait until price goes down

>>22883598 (OP)
I got a PS4 for my birthday many years ago. That's the only console I own.

>>22883600
That's a 2011 game you fucking ignoramus

>>22883598 (OP)
I got 2 launch day, last two at walmart, the fats behind ne were seething

>>22883598 (OP)
Yeah. It's nice hardware, but the launch lineup was shit.

>>22883598 (OP)
No and I won't buy one until we got a picofly mod for it in the wild.

>>22883606
Video Games haven’t become any more entertaining since then, you wimpy nerd . Skyrim was the peak of video games. Cope and seethe limp wrist

>>22883598 (OP)
Get on my level scrub

>>22883598 (OP)
No but I plan on getting one right after my bottom surgery and before I take my first dick...I like to plan things

>>22883598 (OP)
No, Nintento games not appealing to me.

>>22883598 (OP)
Imagine being above the age of 18 and still playing video games. The only excuse you have for buying this is if it's for your kid.

>>22883598 (OP)
>Not OLED
Hell no. Fuck off, Nintendo.

>>22883601
Based papa

I tricked a diabetic man to buy me one years ago. I would like to trick him again into buying me a 2nd generation Nintendo Switch. Too bad he died since and wouldn't trust me anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH1mrdQN3dQ

>>22883610
Video games haven't become more entertaining since early 2000s. In fact they are becoming worse each year since. Now the newest tripple A slopperino costs 100$ with Denuvo that reduces the performance by 60% so you need to spend 1500$ on a graphics card to get decent performance. FUCK OFF! Gonna play my pirated 100% owned games, you can fuck off with your troon slop.

>>22883614
wow your so cool. maybe il come over are gargle your balls for being so based. faggot

I have a used switch 1 that I bought to play Zelda on. Kinda tempted to get a 2 but I’ll probably wait a while.

>>22883598 (OP)
I'm waiting for them to release some games. Not just repurchase ones I already own.

>>22883598 (OP)
I'm wasting my money on buying high power ebikes, because I can. go touch grass and stop wasting your life away escaping reality.

>>22883622
enjoy getting your head split open by concrete you nigger bike faggot

>>22883598 (OP)
I’m waiting to buy the super limited edition Nintendo Switch 2 Pro Retro Edition OLED Edition so I can suck my boyfriends dick in 4K 30FPS

>>22883610
you cant LARP as some jock chad here on 4chan. especially when you just admitted to being a switch owning faggot.

>>22883618
theres factorio, and virtual reality race sims, and a few new CRPGs

>>22883598 (OP)
In 2025 why would I waste my precious time with gaming??? I have things to do

Emulating on Linux is where it's at

>>22883626
The new crpgs are too long, badly written and gay. I played bg3 and I hated it

>>22883598 (OP)
no, the only game I would play is mario kart world and I'm not buying a 500 dollar system just for one game

a hundred dollars a gayme lol
for some fucking mario kids slop
if anything i'll get a steam deck and buy cheap games on seasonal sales

>>22883598 (OP)
No. Hell no. I won’t buy anything Nintendo ever again after that Palworld bullshit

>>22883598 (OP)
I'm not a faggot

>>22883598 (OP)
No, video games are a gay waste of time.

>>22883598 (OP)
I don't play games much but I did rip one off for a client. I cased the place, did my usual, ex-LP logistics and came back dressed right, brought my fold up dolly, unplugged it, and took the TV thing and all. Even gave the workers who could see me through the window who were on smoke break a little wave and walked out with it like I belonged there.
It was funny afterwards because I had the shit in the trunk all taken apart from the display and some teenaged kid about a buck 25 came out
>"Uh sir did you see anyone with a dolly out here?"
>"Hmmm? Now let me think....ya know what I think did see a man walk around that way behind that bowling alley."
I was like god damn anon, how did you not laugh?
He took off and so did I, I love the werewolf like T and A rush of smooth, well planned thefts of this nature.
Oh yeah my client tried some piracy shit and I guess he claims it bricked it. So be careful if that really is true.

>>22883614
Checked and /thread

>>22883614
yes sir once you turn over the age of 18 you are to spend 4 hours+ a day watching grown men move a ball around and the remainder of your time talking about how they moved the ball around and drinking beer nonestop.

Fucking put a gun to your head and blow a hole through it you stupid faggot. Your life is way more pathetic than a dude that wants to chill out with his bros on call of duty. At least they play their fucking game instead of being a cuck. Does anyone over the age of 18 not supposed to fuck their wives too if they are a real man? A real man likes to sit on his coach and drink beer while watching a bunch of rich niggers fuck his wife am I right?

>>22883598 (OP)
Actually sad to see the decline from the 360 era having like a dozen exclusive launch titles to the switch 2 with exactly 1 exclusive game and then some rerereleases with 3% better graphics. One of the many reasons I haven’t bought a new console past the ps4.

>>22883598 (OP)
I've been checking my local Target and Walmart every week since release, each time I've gone so far they've had none. I'll buy one the first day I see it in stock though.
>>22883615
>playing handheld
are you 11? kek
>>22883634
If you think about it, everything is a waste of time you moron.

>>22883598 (OP)
Bought one. Have it sealed. Either to sell if it skyrockets. Or if they get a Homebrew working I can have the 1.0 firmware.

>>22883622
Reality is an illusion and everything is made up in it, so might aswell escape an illusion into another illusion.

>>22883598 (OP)
No. I was advised against it here and instead I'm saving up for a gaming PC. Are you getting the Switch 2?

>>22883639
Checked, what you call a waste of time I call a fun way to destress. Have you ever hit a scrub with a triple unblockable 0 to death playing as Urien in 3rd strike? I swear it's better than cumming.

>>22883598 (OP)
I only buy a handheld after it is obsolete and has custom firmware for free games. I'm still playing PSP.

>>22883598 (OP)
Lol. LMAO EVEN

>>22883643
Checked right back to ya good sir. And I have not, never played a Street Fighter. Unironically I'm not even that excited for MKW or the new Donkey Kong. Metroid Prime 4 should be good though and the best experience to play will be on Switch 2.

>>22883615
I don't have a Switch 2 but the OLED sure looks absolutely fantastic

>>22883598 (OP)
No. Games are for faggots.

>>22883598 (OP)
No, I mainly play PCSX2 and duckstation. Playing the Breath of Fire series atm

>>22883598 (OP)
If I buy one its going to go to my nephews for Christmas.
Group gift, takes care of all three.

>>22883598 (OP)
yep, got one from target on launch day. been having a blast with it between mario kart world, botw switch 2 edition, and the splatoon 3 update

>>22883598 (OP)
Once DK comes out. My son got one on day one. He's eight and saved his money from two birthdays and Christmas. He has better self control and financial discipline than most adults and I'm very proud of him.

>>22883652
Whites are cucks

>>22883601
Best papa, give him some good and love anon!!!

I can't keep track of any of this stuff. I do know that Nintendo stuck with the Switch for a good while...now it's this. The Switch 2. Wtf is a Switch 2.

>>22883655
The sequel to the first one.

I just bought one yesterday. I feel like a kid on Christmas.