DID SCIENCE LIE TO ME TELLING THAT I WAS A SOULLESS APE??! WHAT THE FRICKKKKK?!? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!! I REMEMBER DYING FROM THAT HEART ATTACK DURING MY LAST FAP SESH, WHY AM I STILL CONSCIOUS AND WHY AM I BURNING???? IT HUUUUUURRTS PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

No refunds. Bad investments = bad consequences

>>22891448 (OP)
>forgive your tormentors chud
>btw if you kys im sending you to hell
Wtf?

>IT WAS JUST SHIT POSTING I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED WHEN I ACTED LIKE A KIKE AND TRIED GASLIGHTING ANONS AND STRAIGHT UP LIED TO TRY GETTING THEM TO HATE JESUS WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEE

>>22891449
>>btw if you kys im sending you to hell

chud didn't kys, he died from a heart attack during his last fap session. his mom found his dead body 3 days after he died, his rotting corpse stunk up their entire house.

>>22891451
>>22891449
Nobody is going to go to hell for kissing themselves, you can be asexual, it's okay!

>DID THE SCRIPTURES LIE TO ME TELLING ME THAT I WAS GODS CREATION??! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!! WAS I TRULY SO VAIN THAT I THOUGHT TO UNDERSTAND A GOD? HELP ME JEWSUS!
Who is more annoying, an atheist or a bible thumper? I can't decide.

>>22891450
This is horrific, wow. India?

>>22891450
>"worship a jew or you burn forever"
Why are Christians like this?

>>22891452
not if you're guilty of lusting after women/men who are not your spouse when "circlejerk" or 'kiss your own self'

Matt 5:27 “You have heard that it was said, Do not commit adultery.
Matt 5:28 But I tell you, everyone who looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Matt 5:29 If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of the parts of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.
Matt 5:30 And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of the parts of your body than for your whole body to go into hell!

>DID BOOK LIE TO ME TELLING THAT I WAS GOING TO HEAVEN??! WHAT THE FRICKKKKK?!? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!! I REMEMBER DYING FOR ISRAEL WHEN I INVADED THAT LAND TO KILL CHILDREN, WHY AM I STILL CONSCIOUS AND WHY AM I BURNING???? IT HUUUUUURRTS PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
>No refunds. Bad investments = bad consequences

>>22891453
self-righteous people who don't believe in consequences for their own actions but believe in it for other people's actions are more annoying imo

>>22891455
Jesus isn't a jew, though. That's about as biblical as these faggot protestants worshipping the demon nation of israel post-WW2 mass goyim sacrifice ritual.

>>22891457
>WAS I JUST LISTENING TO SATAN TELLING ME THAT KILLING AND DEATH IS THE FINAL JUDGMENT WHICH IS WHY I DIDN'T FEEL GUILT WHEN I INVADED THAT LAND TO KILL PEOPLE??

God won't lead you to disobey His commandment, rabbi. you were listening to satan's voice the entire time.

>>22891459
>Jesus isn't a jew, though
HE WUZ A TRUE PISSRAELITE JUST LIKE ME
PRAISE YHWH THE THREE HORNED WIND SPIRIT

>>22891460
Why are you posting on 4chan instead of raping and slaughtering children then dumping them in mass graves, trad-cath? Shunning your heritage in our country?
>rabbi
Every accusation is a confession from you and your zionist masters. Quit larping as a moral highground, your soul will not be able to swim through the ocean of child ghosts that your abrahamic cults cultivated.

>>22891462
>Why are you posting on 4chan instead of raping and slaughtering children then dumping them in mass graves, trad-cath?
because i don't want to break God's commandment, rabbi. i don't subconsciously believe that i'm soulless which is why i don't consider death to be the ultimate judgment.

bump!!!

>>22891448 (OP)
Not my problem :^)

>>22891448 (OP)
Aww sweet, a christcuck schizo thread!
KINO
>KINO
KINO
>KINO

>>22891463
It's kind of wild to watch you have a conversation with yourself and things you made up, and the unforgiveable insurmountable sins of your faith slide past your thought process like oil on water.
Go ahead, denounce the talmud, childslayer. The only one you're fooling is yourself.

>>22891448 (OP)
>If you ever lie or think about lying, you just sinned, so I have to throw you into this lake of fire. Unless you worship me, tee hee

Hmm.

Christianity is a religion for 5 year old children.

>>22891448 (OP)
You wouldn't sink into lava you retarded leaf

>>22891469
>the idea that whoever created the universe might punish evil people is for five year old children

>>22892962
Yes. Grow up

>>22891459
WHY ISN'T THE RITUAL WORKING SURLY IT MUST BECAUSE IM IN THE RIGHT AND I HAVE A LOT RIDING ON THIS.

>>22891448 (OP)
>Claims to be Christian
>Celebrate people being damned for eternity in a prideful manner
>AAAAAAAAAA IT BURNS GOD I WAS ON UR SIDE GOD I SWERAR Y GOD Y HAVE U ABANDON ME AAAAAAAA
Lmao u aren't very smart are you? I bet you are Catholic.

>>22892962
Why did God create a universe that is trillions of lightyears and has zillions of planets and stars and all this other shit we will never lay eyes on or come anywhere near if we are central to his creation? Why would the creator of the universe care about our dates and times? Wouldnt that kind of be irrelevant? A single star in a gigantic universe full of innumerable other stars and planets, and god gives a shit about our planet in relation to the star we revolve around.

Just seems weird desu

I believe what I believe and when I meet my end I'll be proven right

>>22892962
It isn't just evil people that are threatened with hell. I don't know what the thinking about it now is but even just not believing in the religion is grounds for at least not getting into heaven. Plus eternal punishment for finite evilness doesn't make sense either.
>covet your neighbour's wife
>punished in hell for eternity

bad faith faggot timewasting thread
get worked up for nothing for 1 hour award

>>22894374
But you won't know anything because you'll be dead.

Fuck Christians Fuck Muslims Fuck Niggers Fuck Jews and Fuck the Talmud. You're all faggots.

>>22894979
Protestants aren't Christians, don't listen to their faith alone horseshit. Saint Dismus (the good thief crucified alongside Jesus) went to Heaven even though he was never baptized and wasn't Christian.

>>22893779
>argument from incredulity

>>22895582
That's a neat euphemism for healthy skeptical

>>22895903
skepticism*

SHUT TEH FUCK UP

>>22891448 (OP)
nigger

>>22891459
This debate again, he quite literally was a Jew and it's only debated by fringe retards like you - the fact that it even matters to you in the first place shows you don't even give a shit about Christianity to begin with, it's just a vessel for you to push your ignorant hatred of your fellow man.
Christ guide you.

>>22891448 (OP)
This is what I deserve. I'm an atheist but I hope I am wrong. But maybe having no hell and ending within an endless infinite black void with zero stimuli until my conscience totally withers away is worse. I know nothing good awaits me after I cross the bridge and I deserve it to be that way.

fuck