i ate a leaf of sonchus asper thinking it was lactuca serriola. I should have checked the leaf underside for spikes (spikes being desireable and signifying that it is lactuca serriola)

wd-40

>>22891935
dumb nigger i use hoppes #9

>>22891936
3-in-1

>>22892077
how is this relevant to mistaking sonchus asper leaves for lactuca serriola leaves???

>inb4 it isnt
why???

how embarrassing

>>22892522
i wanted lactucarium
whilst sonchus asper also contains lactucarium i desired the source to be lactusa serriola

>>22891931 (OP)
goofus wanted to get high off lettuce

>>22893597
i remember my friends gave a nerdy black kid in our class oregano & told him it was weed
this was in the school bathroom during a halloween party
he smoked it & acted like he was high

>>22893597
>get high
i wanted a sleep aid

also lactuca sierola is very different from lactuca sativa (what you know as lettuce)

>>22893616
hi

>>22893615
Oh, my bad. Have some good sleep, OP. You can get high off the lettuce later.