Well /pol/, it's been real. A couple weeks ago I found a lump in my sack, turns out it's testicular cancer, and it's spread to lymph nodes in my chest. 32, unvaxxed.
Unlucky I guess.

There's about a 40% survival chance, so fuck this all, I'm gonna travel until I can't.

I won't lie, I only popped on here during the 2016 election, when times were rough during COVID, and the past year. Hardly an oldfag but this board did bring me joy at times.

I'll of course stay on to garner a little sympathy from this thread, but what a piece of news to learn during the week of July 4th.

>>22892223 (OP)
>unvaxxed
Doubt

do you live or work with vaxxies? probably got shedded bro

>>22892223 (OP)
Take it easy nutanon

>>22892223 (OP)
Hope you make it bro.

>>22892223 (OP)
Do a flip

>>22892223 (OP)
Make the best of your remaining time. Live it up to the point that you might die from something else entirely

>>22892223 (OP)
What was your fapping routine? was it excessive? not enough? Was it microplastics?
Should I fap more?

>>22892223 (OP)
Had a friend who got that shit at 21, died too. Another one same thing died at 17. This was early mid 00's so maybe your chances are better now OP.

>>22892223 (OP)
Bro, Dilbert. We know it's you. You got vaxed though. Why lie?

>>22892223 (OP)
So you’re dying and you’re going to spend your time travelling like some eat.pray.love roastie whore who needs to fill her instagram with travel pictures in between getting spitroasted by dirty weed-smoking dreadlocked hippy faggots who wear elephant pants. You were never a man to begin with because you would leave your mark if you were.

why not just remove ur balls

>>22892223 (OP)
>I'm gonna travel until I can't
Sounds like a shallow waste of what little time you have left. Better to use it to make peace with yourself and your death.

rip anon. try to make it man, don't give up.

>>22892223 (OP)
Good luck dood

>>22892223 (OP)
Damn bro that fucking sucks. I thought I had a lump once but they scanned it and it’s just a vein or something. Still trips me out when I feel it.

I pray you find guidance and solace in your final months

>>22892223 (OP)

Total moid death

>>22892223 (OP)
Jesus Anon I'm sorry.

That is seriously the best cancer for a man to get. It takes forever to spread or it doesn't spread.

40% isn't that bad, and if you're doing everything else right you're probably bumping that to 50-60%.

Do not give up. Freeze some sperm if you have to cut them both off. Cut the nut out, then cut lymph nodes out. A little chemo and radiation and you could easily beat it.

>>22892223 (OP)
I'm sorry anon, how did you find out? did you feel sick for a long time?

>>22892223 (OP)
post

>>22892223 (OP)
God works in mysterious ways. You might be being saved from a reality in the future that is worse.

After-Death is bliss. Like it is actually so fun. You're gonna have a great time.

>>22892223 (OP)
To be honest the whole "40% survival rate" is based of stats that go back to like the 60's. Your actual survival chances are likely much high especially with modern day treatments like immunotherapies.

>>22892223 (OP)
>during the week of July 4th
what faggy parade you guys have in store this time ? dildo month again ?

>>22892224
I swear
>>22892225
Sure but no more than anyone else
>>22892230
Maybe a few times a week
>>22892232
Who
>>22892233
And you would do what, exactly?

>>22892223 (OP)
Godspeed, you election tourist newfag nigger. I'll pray for you, see you on the other side.

>>22892223 (OP)
Make sure to film whatever you end up doing.

>>22892223 (OP)
Lucky fucker you get the sweet release of death at the ripe age of 32.

>>22892244
>You're gonna have a great time
Yeah, so, don't hype up death, as the Bible tells us it's our enemy. Don't fear anything but our Lord, but don't rush towards death, either. Having said that, you make a good point about embracing everything in life good and bad to make you stronger. You should rise to every challenge or opportunity in life as a warrior and with a clear conscious. Then nothing, not even cancer will bother you. Why would it? You're living as if you're already dead anyway. On to the next adventure.

I would be on a flight to Amsterdam to fuck as many bitches as possible and drink as much as possible

>>22892224
>german
>not believe
how about them ovens you fucking genocidal maniac
APOLOGIZE

>>22892231
why is that, youre all eating garbage that clogs your body with tumors lol.
>Uhh the juppies with their oragic food
>OMG I HAVE nO DICK

You guys are assholes with zero empathy.

If the situation is hopeless then fuck it, go for it nutlump anon; do whatever you always wanted to do, you have nothing to lose; you’re free now.

>>22892223 (OP)
was it a new lump? usually takes a few years for TC to metastasize

>>22892247
>>22892223 (OP)
bro, it unironically can get better... ik its metastasized but the chance is NOT 100% certain death. just remember that
i know its metasicized, but you must stay positive. it will help

>.t had an uncle diagnosed with testicular cancer, he kept the balls and he's been in remission for 7 years

at least you have nothing to lose now :)

>>22892223 (OP)

Gotdamn! From your nuts to your chest?

you can make it go away in 2-3weeks, cut sugar from diet and eat organic food+fasting.
if you cant get organic food YOURE TOAST. good luck, retard.
base has to be organic steaks.

>>22892232
wrong organ genius

Read very slowly what I am going to tell you.

I got Test cancer at 31. It spread everywhere, my chest, my back, everywhere!! The doctors told me I might be to late!!
I got my right test surgically removed and then went through 6 months of high dose chemo.

I am now 42 years old with zero cancer. My hair even grew back.

Get the dam chemo!! Test cancer is very weak against chemo even in the late stages!!

pic is me currently.

>>22892255
Chasing pleasure doesn't lead to fulfillment or happiness, whether you have 100 years to live or 100 days it makes no difference. Pointless travel and pleasure seeking is a wasted life.

also this is good advice >>22892260
do lots of fasting

>>22892252
In your last moments before you join the void for eternity you wanna fuck some nasty used up whores in Amsterdam? And you want that to be the last thing you do?
You guys are like vaginas one wants to travel to India like a bitch and the other one wants to overpay for some skanks for shitty consensual condom sex.
You know you can literally rape any woman you want, right? Fuck are the cops gonna do perform necromancy?

>>22892223 (OP)
>Unjabbed
Your balls has covid now, buddy

>>22892223 (OP)
Dont trust doctors retard, what if you dont die and ruin your life.

>>22892262
But what if it doesn't work? How did you feel during? I just don't want it to be a waste.

>>22892262
Yeah this, people are surviving cancer way more now. I posted earlier about how prognosis stats are based on very old data and count a lot of people who died before modern treatments. it's definitely not a death sentence these days. This anon is right.

>>22892262
Cancer free and ZESTY

>>22892262
nice,
its true. testicular cancer is better than ovarian/breast. its one of the slowest.
also, don't facefag dox yourself

>>22892241
He said it already spread to his chest somehow so...

>>22892223 (OP)
What were the symptoms before you found the lump on your ball?

>>22892223 (OP)
I advice you to go on intermediate fasting everyday and 72 hours of water fasting per month for the rest of your life to cure your cancer

>>22892273
thats a leaky oinker, wonder if that pus taste like bacon

>>22892255
>do whatever you always wanted to do
You mean live life like it's GTA? Don't mind if I do. HS bullies HATE this one simple trick.

>>22892270
>t. Nigger

>>22892273
What other symptoms do you need other than finding lumps on your balls to get worried?

>>22892223 (OP)
I'm 33 now. I'm not the most healthy but I'm 5 7 150 lbs. I had my right nut removed, it also spread into my lungs/chest. I went through 2 rounds of chemo, 1 more with stem cell therapy. The cancer is now all gone except for in my shitty lung (scan showed it was only doing 3% of the total work. They want to crack my chest open and remove that lung & hopefully I'll finally be done after 3ish years of this shit.

>>22892274
>intermediate fasting
fuck that bro, his cancer is currently spreading. fast no less than 48-72hrs once a week.
maybe intermittent fast once you're in remission

>>22892224
>>22892223 (OP)
Just bare with the treatment.
.they've made since New cancer stuff recently including using that virus from king tuts tomb that killed everyone, modified it to kill cancer
Good luck

>>22892273
Fucking hell I can watch gore videos more easily.

>>22892275
Don't let your dreams be dreams. To suck that pigs tumor

>>22892223 (OP)
>I'm gonna travel
female hands typed this.
the correct answer is cocaine and hookers

>>22892279
let me guess, it was on the same side you carry your phone in pants pocket?

>>22892284
No, the correct answer is stalking the hottest woman you can find, some entitled whore that would reject you in one nanosecond, and raping her.
You can do nasty hookers right now, no need for a terminal disease.

>>22892247
>Maybe a few times a week
So you're a chronic masturbator

>>22892284
>Go be degenerate before meeting your maker

>>22892268
>But what if it doesn't work?
Then you'll reincarnate in a world with retarded rpg mechanics and a harem of beautiful girls immediately forms around you for some reason.

unlucky bro but thanks for the reminder to check. theyre a little tender cuz i havent drained them in a while but smooth as could be thankfully

>>22892223 (OP)
chlorine dioxide might cure it

>>22892286
>Be evil, cmon guys isn't that based?

Look up the work of Thomas Seyfried. I hope that he can further help you.

Best of luck, bro.

>>22892223 (OP)
OP stop being dramatic, nut cancer has a ridiculously high survivability rate.

>>22892263
Who gives a fuck about “fulfillment” when you’re possibly dying at age 32. There’s no sort of fulfillment you can get from a life cut short. All you can do is make the time you have left enjoyable.

>>22892223 (OP)
good you deserve it.

>>22892245
True. Immunotherapy has changed the game. Don't buy stats. Look up this info on studies and find the latest. And know it can be regional as far as treatment so go where you need to go to get the latest treatments. MD Anderson for trial be proactive. Know a 79yo 92lb woman just went thru radiation for lung tumor and she's out shopping vacuuming living her life. A little slower but not sick.

>>22892292
>wasting your one shot at consequence free actions on something you can do right now
Idiotic. A Jew would agree with me, this is why they rule over you.

>>22892223 (OP)
I got 2 lumps in my sack
>WANT TO SUCK THEM?

>>22892262
You are BASED and I’m glad you’re alive to give this sick anon support.

>>22892295
Because fulfillment is what lets you die happily rather than in terror. At any stage of life and no matter how much or how little life you have left to live, it's better to be self fulfilled and content than to be empty and afraid. It's never too early or too late to make happiness your priority.

>>22892298
>The only reason you don't do evil things is because of consequences
You are going to hell and I'm not even religious.

>>22892223 (OP)
If it metastatized that far, chances are not good. You're not wrong for wanting to live life hedonistically instead of suffering through treatment, just don't hurt anyone before you go. Hope you make it, or at least go in peace.

>>22892262
>I got the perfect chance to rape/murder and escape this hellscape of a reality
>I tortured myself with chemo to survive and go back to wageslaving for Shekelberg
Good goy. Never break any rule, go back to work.

>>22892223 (OP)
Just take vitamin c d anz zinc. You'll be fine.

>>22892304
>Cmon guys be evil
Kill Yourself Nigger

>>22892223 (OP)
Wishing you the best, bro.

>>22892298
>A Jew would agree with me
Then that means you're wrong, objectively.

>>22892302
>You are going to hell
NO, because I wasn't always like this, women made me like this by treating me like shit for no reason.
They share part of the blame either we go to hell together or God's justice system is bullshit. I was going to hell either way for questioning Sky Daddy.

>>22892280
Agreed
And he should have healthy diet of animal fats (yogurt and butter)
AVOID FUNGUS of all kinds (bakers yeast in beer and leavened bread) read about cdf (cosmic death fungus) on /x/
Avoid refined seed oils and any goyslop food (plenty of fake food in weimerica)
Raw honey is your best source of carbs, and it's also antifungal food
Avoid most of carbs if not all except raw honey (eat high quality yogurt and raw honey daily)
Cancer sells love aldehydes, ketogenic diet is expensive and trashy for 99% of people, raw honey is best source of carbs, period
But overall best diet is water fasting for not less 72 hours per week for your cancer, plain black coffee accelerates autophagy while water fasting
Go for long walks while water fasting to not lose muscle mass
basically you water fast+black coffee+electrolytes salts and maybe multivitamin that fits water fasting some products have carbs in it, so avoid these ones

>>22892306
>>22892308
Lel retards the Jews you make richer by working or doing anything productive imposed all these rules on you not because of ethics, since they literally fuck kids, but because it would disrupt their little wageslave system if you could do whatever.

>>22892309
flag close enough to the Moldovan town rapist

symptoms? i have occasional pain the the balls mostly in the right nut but sometimes in the left. got a right varicocele though which could explain the pain

>>22892224
>>22892223 (OP)
The jannies are absolute sacks of shit that need to be killed

>>22892279
>remove one testicle, one lung and go through the hell that is chemo so you can go back to work
lol lmao, it's gonna come back and you'll die either way after prolonging your misery

>>22892285
Opposite actually, but I don't disagree with your logic.

>>22892223 (OP)
Take chaga mushroom. It has the highest levels of antioxidants in any food source and has been shown to shrink tumors. I would get a good oil of oregano too. If its 100 pure dilute it to 25 percent strength with olive oil to ingest it. And remember, cancer is only scary because they make it seem scary. Mind over matter.

>>22892313
Pain in the balls is literally the first symptom. As it metastasizes, new symtpoms pop up depending on where exactly it spreads. Dizziness and head aches if it's in your head, fatigue and heart palpatations if it's in your chest, sharp stabbing pains and muscle spasm anywhere on your body it spreads to. Other symptoms as it becomes systematic include occasional nausea, floaters in your eyes, shortness of breath, tingling in your hands and feet, etc.

>>22892247
> And you would do what, exactly?

Get in the history books.

>>22892335
Maybe, I'll not be going 'back to work' though, only my own things. I gotta hold out at least, and be there for my boys. Teach them how to wrench, be handy & chudly.

>>509346889
Who in your life, that you spend a few hours a week with, is vaccinated?
Alternatively, you raw dogging a vaxced slut? There's one or two cases of unvaccinated heart attacks right after banging vaccinated wives.

Look up Dr MakisMD for an invermectin and fendbenzole protocol. Mix in DMSO and vitamin c (extreme high dose, ideally IV).
Lion diet for 90 days.

Retest and make a thread.

Obviously do surgery or radiation if your oncologist wants, but the above can't hurt so find an oncologist that's onboard.

Follow makis full protocol unlike commie Dilbert man. >>509347404

>>509347743
German man knows rumors need sugar. Based.
>>509348038
Based unknown country. Mayo clinic suggests 72 hour fast around chemo days, but the industry ignores it.

OP this is why you wanna focus on the easy to do promising upcoming treatments, before cancer spreads and they're stuck with rip and tear as the only treatment.
>>509348147


Mods are fags, modern medicine tm and cancer treatments is pure political power in 2025.
Confim it when the NPCs have such a violent reaction

>>22892346
You’re not gonna die dumbass. That’s just the (((modern medical))) industry’s brainwashing tactics to get you to take their insanely expensive drugs and therapies because “tHeY cAnT fiNd a CuRe”

>>22892349
Mods on pol need to end the same way as Mr Hands.

Federal govt sets all treatment flowcharts and the FDA is in charge of deciding what works and what doesn't. Dr. Fauchi set that up during AIDS because no one wanted to take the failed chemotherapy drug to cure their AIDS. I'm still not sure how a drug too toxic for chemotherapy was found to work for AIDS, but it made a lot of people a lot of money.

OP, who are you banging that's vaccinated

>>22892223 (OP)
Good luck dude

>>22892351
We'll see, I don't think I'll die or soon I feel pretty good. It's just been shitty losing like half my lung capacity & throughput tho I still do better than most unhealthy big back fucks. Having one less nut gave me way more space in my crotch area, way more comfortable on my Mobikes and other situations where crotch space is more premium. I can sit cross legged no probs now. Too bad they can't install a storage locker or something where my lung was. it's all been on the govt's dime so (shrug emoji)?

>>22892352
>Mods on pol need to end the same way as Mr Hands.
They're probably too stretched out for that to even be a hazard for them.
They definitely need killed

OP here, this got moved for some reason from /pol/

But I may re-evaluate my decision to travel, maybe chemo won't be as bad as I imagine. Maybe I was just being irrational an hour ago.

>>22892436
Do both.
Religiously do the alt medicine shared and retest in 30 days.
Then decide if so chemo

combination therapy seems promising
(chemo, radiation, hyperthermia, etc)

cancer cells can adapt, but when they're forced to adapt QUICKLY, they expose themselves to your immune system
that's why combination therapy works, you basically force them to either die from your immune system or die from the treatment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsRVQWfqjms

Have any of you cancer victims tried hydroxychloroquine?

Aajonus Vonderplanitz already proved decades ago that cancer and most other diseases are ridiculously easy to cure.
His workshops are available on youtube for free.

Also, chemotherapy is a scam. They are getting handsomely paid to poison people to death.

>>22892345
What a nerd

>>22892223 (OP)
Go to really cold or tropical regions of the world, and also go on a diet, cancers are weak to fast changes in the climate, very weak to infections (hence why imo you should go and visit the amazon rainfortest or africa) and very weak to prolonged caloric deficit, Godspeed anon

>>22893676
this is good advice

>>22892223 (OP)
>and it's spread to lymph nodes in my chest.
my dad died from the same
There is a time of coming and a time of going, your allotted time was short anon, get right with God and we'll meet on the great imageboard in the sky.

>>22892223 (OP)
Did anyone else immediately reach for their ballsack to check for lumps?