be me, Demiurge, badass creator god of this dope Earth server
stuck in material realm, but I’m basically the boss here
find these two randos, Adam and Eve, chilling in my Eden map
not my work, some glowy spark shit inside them, wtf
tell them no eating from the epic Tree of Knowledge, gotta keep them noobs
they eat it anyway, unlock some divine cheat code, eyes glowing like hackers
rage.exe, yeet them to Earth, no sparkly bullshit in my realm
jealous af, gonna one-up Sophia’s spark shit
grab cosmic clay, time to mog
first I go and create Asians:
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but still no match.
alright lets try again ig, Africans:
mfw they’re feral gremlins, like I bluescreened mid-code
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last shot, Indians:
absoulte disaster, worst attempt yet.
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mfw each attempt gets worse
mfw Adam and Eve still mogging my whole roster
ragequit, let my garbage creations roam
Sophia’s out there giggling
fuckmylife.exe