Why the fuck isn't there some kind of deliverydoo service or something that delivers a hot young girl to your door? If I want to have sex in this stupid country, I would have to spend over one thousand pounds on an escort just to make sure it's ethical and she hasn't been trafficked, that she doesn't have 700 STDs, that she isn't going to get a gang of men to rob me etc. It's too much hassle. Why can't they have a government program that pays some kind of well regulated temple prostitutes so I can fuck them. I live in fucking rural Yorkshire and I don't have a fucking car. I'd have to take the bus all the way to York just to fuck a prostitute who'll probably give me crabs and then have me stabbed by her brown pimp. Fucking hell. They might even make prostitution illegal before I get round to it anyway.

SHUT THE FUCK UP BRITBONG

YOU LOST TO US, GET OVER IT

>still wants the continent for themselves

>>22893690 (OP)
escorts are like 300aud for about an hour or two here and they come to your home for free. I think the problem here is that the average british male has low standards and little idea about what hired pussy is actually worth.

>>22893690 (OP)
save your money and get a car you bum

>>22893699
I have enough neetbux saved up to do the lessons and buy a car but I want to drive around a random field in a relatives car first so I don't insta fail the lesson and waste money, but the relative keeps putting it off so I can't do it.

>>22893698
Do you really want a strange woman with connections to the criminal underworld to know where your home is? I'd rather go see her.

>>22893703
you can do that too if their okay with that and here you don’t have to worry about the criminal connections since in completely legal so long as she pays her taxes and all the ones not from south east asia or china are independent since pimping is an extremely serious crime here. still, there’s always the chance of her boyfriend getting jealous.

>>22893690 (OP)
helmsley

>>22893774
Is that the sex capital of the norf?

>>22893690 (OP)
shut the fuck up

>>22893690 (OP)
>that she isn't going to get a gang of men to rob me
they do that?

Kys you degen faggot

>>22894972
fuck you

>>22893690 (OP)

Hot young girls don't need to stoop to prostitution. They can get the same benefits from it by finding a rich dude instead.

That being said, there are plenty of escorting websites for the UK. Lots of them full of scams and a ton of them fully of some pretty ugly women.
Generally you're gonna be paying £150-200 for either a middle aged old woman or maybe someone being sex trafficked (might be hot but you want to risk that shit?).
£200-400 might get you someone who is at least the age they claim and is in shape. Don't expect them to look great, they're just not bottom of the barrel.
If you want an actual smoking hot escort though, you're looking at £500+ an hour, minimum.

State of the UKs escort industry is dire.

>>22895573
>Hot young girls don't need to stoop to prostitution. They can get the same benefits from it by finding a rich dude instead.
is that the best they can hope for?
prostitution or concubine?

>>22895573
>If you want an actual smoking hot escort though, you're looking at £500+ an hour, minimum.
lmao

fuck man, everything people actually want is like 100x as much as it used to be
quality food, real estate, sex, healthcare, decent cars

>>22895833

That's just the way it is. These girls are 9/10s and they know people will pay for it. They have to work a few hours a week to live a lifestyle of the top 1% so that is what they do.
A lot of them, in the UK at least are either porn stars, retired models or worked for something like playboy so they use this to even further boost their prices.

>>22895912
i guess so
instant gratification for instant gratification

>>22895573
Am I better off just going to a country that's allowed to have brothels like the Netherlands at this point?

>>22893690 (OP)
You want a young school girl delivered to your door so you can use sexual violence against her?

>>22897678
A legal age (16) girl who is part of some vetted and loisenced government service would be nice, yes. If Muslims can just grab girls and pull them into taxis the least the government can do is give white NEETs subsidized pussy. The girls will be paid well. A better way to crack down on extremism than Prevent.