Thread 22894540

Mary Madeline was Jesus' closest disciple. Modern Christian orthodoxy condemns sexual relationships outside of marriage, but the relationship between Jesus and Mary defies this. They're closeness shows the true beauty of the union between a man and woman. Consensual sex is something that should be celebrated, not condemned. Celibacy denies the beauty of God's design. It is virtuous to have sex.

>>22894540 (OP)
>>>/x/
Or even
>>>/his/
But semitic mythology isn't political on its own, at least try to tie it to some kind of modern-day issue. /pol/ isn't the place to discuss it otherwise.

Go home, rabbi

>>22894540 (OP)
>Modern Christian orthodoxy condemns sexual relationships outside of marriage, >relationship between Jesus and Mary defies this

I lost the part where jesus was cheating on her.

>>22894540 (OP)
Modern Christians can not imagine their god having a sexuality, Mary Magdaline could very well been his lover, and just as Jesus was about to be arrested a young naked boy ran away from Jesus and modern westernized Christians put that out of their mind because they can't stand the thought that Jesus might have been a bisexual that liked femboys

In westernized Christianity Jesus is forever a virgin without a sexuality

>>22894544
>just as Jesus was about to be arrested a young naked boy ran away from Jesus
QRD?

>>22894544
If Jesus looked like that I would totally have sex with him,

Demons manifesting. Did your demon molest you tonight?

>>22894545
>QRD?
Romans appear to arrest Jesus at Gethesemane and an individual who was with him (possibly Mark) takes off his linen and runs away.

>>22894540 (OP)
My homeboy Jesus fucks pussy big style on the regular. FACT.

>>22894540 (OP)
why would the romans brand him the king of jews if he wasn't a jew? it just doesn't make sense

>>22894548
>the gospel was written by a fag
Explains a lot really

>>22894545
>>22894548
More specifically, the passages are written as if a Roman soldier grabbed him and he lost his linen cloth in the struggle to (successfully) get away

>>22894552
which is how normally people dressed at the time, are you retarded anon? You think they wore jeans?

>>22894540 (OP)
>jewbook schizobabble
Fuck off chigger

>>22894551
Unsurprising you feel that way, la grenouillen since you probably hear and adhere to Islamic prayer calls several times a day.

>>22894540 (OP)
Jesus is God. Why would he need a wife?

>>22894553
>which is how normally people dressed at the time, are you retarded anon? You think they wore jeans?
How did you draw this statement from what I said? Guy was wearing a linen cloth (normal). Lost it in the struggle. Ran away.

>>22894555
>you're ____ boogeyman if you don't accept my jew worship death cult
fuck off retard.

>>22894558
And thus enters the jeet

>>22894545
Mark 14:51-52

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_fugitive

>>22894557
I thought linen was burial cloth. Could mean he might have been risen from the grave?

>>22894560
>Mark 14:51-52
50 adds important information.

>>22894562
Burial linens were specific in color and textile and had their own special name. Think shroud of Turin for burial linen.

>>22894557
modern faggots use this passage in mark to justify their faggotry because they don't understand what was seen normal at the time. You just aren't one of them.

Jew worshippers are so pathetic

>>22894565
>modern faggots use this passage in mark to justify their faggotry
Yeah we call those protestants.

>>22894540 (OP)
>I'm a mentally ill pervert, so everyone else must be too

>>22894566
all cultures sacrified animals, and some even people. Since the second temple was destroyed by God and they don't have sacerdotal priests that can validly sacrifice they made up this practice of the chicken, this is why we mock them for it.

>>22894569
I mock all abrahamists and the concept of "sin"

>>22894554
All gods are mythologies
All holy books are fictional

Despite god being a mythology and the bible being a fiction there are some metaphorical truths depicted in the bible

>>22894564
Thanks bro

>>22894567
>Simon Peter, when he heard that it was the Lord, girt his coat about him, (for he was naked,) and cast himself into the sea.
John 21:7
Male nudity was normal at the time, they just wore a single coat, like the greeks.