Thread 22895304

NEW DAY!!!!

NEW IDEA!!!!

tolkiens whole: america is this land of the elves or whatever

isn't really that bad of an idearinoino to be honest:...


cooking something BIG here

fantasy total war!!!!

paizuri

I'm gonna have a group of a slave women I'm gonna rape and then I'm gonna capture princess/queen rape meat to rape as well


but here is the catch... In these fantasy worlds, the big bad guy is le defeated and the world is saved and goes back to normal.

However for me, I cannot be defeated, just banished.

>>22895317
I can't just go around raping whatever women I want, soldiers would refuse to fight, therefore I'll ensure law and order and the loyalty of the majority troops (to an extent—to keep things realistic, I only need to the majority to fall in line and minority to make examples of to keep the rest in line): everyone will be able to buy or sell slaves


Where will I go? The underworld.

>muh orkerinos, trolls, ogres
overworld inhabitants
unorganized, barbaric, savage
squabbling tribes, "might makes right" ideology

I'll draw them to my side with my strength and they'll be drawn to me by their desire to be on the winning faction for a change

I think I have a listerino of fantasyerino stuffs...

• lotr/hobbit
• warcraft
• chronicles of narnia

well!!!

good thingerino I have a ton of fantasy kinoino bookerinos lying around

lotr/hobbit/silmarillion, and the elric saga volumes.

>>22895397
next book haul will be the chronicles of narnia saga

perhaps I should type these bookerinos so I can expand my vocabulary tremendously to then find le words to write my kinoinos

gonna readerino Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

since its undertale but BOOK

paizuri sex.

changed my mind

being banished to hell befits a evil demons.

rather I think my banishment would make more sense if I were sent to antarctica instead.

>Demons
No

>Orks
Yes.

I actually get a ton of ideas during my study rather than research various videos that don't even help me on my world so this time I will studyrino to reorganize my thoughts properly

this whimsical mediterranean music in Narnia (2005) is so kinoino ugh

so whimsical UGH!!!!!

maybe I shouldn't have looked at hbo's rome. mature themed sickening garbage...

that troy movie was NOT fantastical even though homer's odyssey WAS FANTASTICAL!!!!!

why did they display a le historically accurate rendition when they don't know if it ever even happened?


le big budget battles ALL WASTED!!!!! no fantasy whatsoever!!! UGH!!!!!!

what a fucking nigger

the dark haired boy is super, super conniving...

white witch is not good...

le sigh... you only get one mother

positions of power do not befit women, women deserve metaphoric shackles and the literal shackles of enslavement

yawn naptime

>>22896033
>*plops my cock on your forehead*

yawn wokeup

>>22897483
This guy>>22896167
plopped his dick on your forehead maybe you should tell him that's kinda... idk gay?

wow!!!!

wolverine voices talking wolf

LOL!!!!!!

yawn

no... Insteadorino

I want an underworlderino to be my home, that way I can be banished to it instead of le antarctica.

And then get like a 0.01% chance of being summoned out of it or something or trick people into summoning me.

I'll use ai for NPCs and not give too much importance/power to any of them

e.g. I'll just take slaves and not a wife, because a le wife/queen can back talk me and bother me about le waging endless war, while a slave knows her place and won't question me.

I'll take 3 queens on my arrival as slaves

blonde queen of the rhineland
raven queen of egypt
and one of east asiarino

>>22897681
changed my mind

a brownskinned negress would rule egypt

>>22897702
will**


my current vision for my world is East Mediterranean centric, as in the East Mediterranean is the center of the world, center of western sphere, china is the center of the asian sphere


I have a creative idea... and its about being exiled/banished to the americas rather than to an underworld

homer's illiad and odyssey are like... proto-tolkienerino, proto-fantasykinoino

>>22897730
damn, I found out it was a poem

I'm not reading all that

prototype map so far

i just don't know what to do with the americas other than prison mega continent or the home of elves

and if the home of elves then banishment to the underworld insteadorino

>>22897750
Actually... elves would make sense, as a super powerino

dwarves can just hide inside their mountainerinos

yup elves in america

fiery underworld

waifus (queenerinos)

yup

sex

so basically by enslaving the queens of europe, africa, and east asia, those regions fall into chaos and civil war-erino

I actually just thought up a new thingerino....

so there are these glaciers at the poles right?

I could be frozen in one for like a thousand years or something and wash up on the coast of south africa or something

>>22897831
however being trapped in a glacier limits le viable methods of me going away for a while

>>22897834
althoughy... an plausible alternative to banishment to the underworlderino

damnerino...

ruling a kingdom is just so not interesting right now...

thinking about being a 'taur creaturino

>>22895304 (OP)
>NEW IDEA!!!!
Im thinking about some idea in my head. Im russian and live in ru rn. What would be, if i just run away from my garbage? Like, through the sea or smthng. Im really bored by living in this country, like a lot. I scrolled out every method to leave this country, but every method need money(im a broke ass nigga). What would be, if i just crossed, for example, baltic sea and came to Sweden on my inflatable kayak?