When I'm browsing /bant/ on the toilet (like right now) the urge to shit completely goes away. When I switch to checking my email instead, it comes back. Please explain.

>>22895980 (OP)
maybe email stresses you out?
maybe one takes your mind off of shitting more than the other?
idk

>>22895984
Wow last time I come to you for sage wisdom..

>>22896165
nah he's right
getting shit on by 1000 spam mails has to be a trigger of some kind

>>22896165
i've yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet

>>22896168
MEmX ID
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memex

your body is instinctivly closing your asshole because of the wast amounts of faggotry on here

>>22896205
Holy shit... this is it. The answer.

Wrap it up, folks. Thread is over.