how can i befriend trump?

Wel, you basically need lots of money, Trump only associates with people who have money

I guess you could have gone to one of his rallies and brought a microwave so that when he’s speaking you could have pulled out your microphone and started singing and gone like “Donald Trump I love you” and then just maybe he would have opened his two sizes too small heart for you

no more troubles, no more fear
trump gaza is finally here

Just make a bunch of terror threats and you can meet him in court

>>22897571
i afraid he would call me a faggot... but i think he would understand me, we all love him

>>22897588
He would laugh and call you a faggot then rip off your pants and grab your balls while he spins you around hand sticks his dick up your ass calling you a little faggot spic, that’s probably what would happen, that’s Donald. Then he would take a big puff on his inhaler and fly off back into the imperial death star in outer space

Oh I forgot to mention, his real name is Donald drumpf and he lives in outer space

>>22897560 (OP)
Do not approach him from behind this may startle him. approach him from the front and offer him food. If he sniffs you then you may touch him, but no sudden movements.

>>22897560 (OP)
Have several billion dollars

>>22897560 (OP)
Buy Trump coin! You'll get to go to an exclusive dinner!

>>22897610
>>22897615
fuck, that sounds painful, but it's trump so he can do it, i allow
>>22898708
i will give him mcdonalds, he like mcdonalds i think
you americans are so lucky, we dont have an idol like trump, one day i dream trump will live here after his presidency, but that's probably not going to happen, he will go to florida or something, very sad