Top Ten Elfbar Flavours that turn Constipation into Bowel Movements

>Watermelon
th
e juicy, hydrating vibe of watermelon flavour can psychologically trick you into releasing more water into the ass, softening stools
>Blueberry
This elfbar mimics fiber-rich berries, making your brain subconsciously crave toilets
>Cherry
The bold, tangy profile evokes cherries’ natural sorbitol content (a laxative sugar in real fruit)
>Rocket Pop Ice
an americana classic that makes you singlemindedly obsessed with sending a space shuttle (poop) to the moon (toilet)
>Strawberry Banana
this refreshing medley demands the user return to monke, supporting quicker and more casual bowel movements.
>Lemon Lime
the zesty burst makes you think of gay black men which subconsciously makes you also think about poop
>Grape
evokes high fibre raisins and prunes.. which are natural laxatives when eaten.
>Pink Grapefruit
thhe smooth exhale calms nerves, promoting parasympathetic activity that supports digestion
>Spearmint
spearmint’s cooling, minty freshness causes thermal contraction of stool, helping it detach from the ass wall
>Cherry Cola
Its nostalgic taste makes you yearn for your diaper years, aiding digestive flow.

>>22900480 (OP)
I stopped reading when you said "psychology". Get the fuck off my board.