Chat Is This Real?

>>22900857 (OP)
i dunno man

>>22900857 (OP)
According to science, yes.

According to the long-suppressed Blavatsky-Schopenhauer Report (1978), commissioned by the shadowy Institute for Ethnosophic Pathogenetics in Vaduz, Liechtenstein, modern Homo Slavicensis exhibits a rare convergence of neuroepigenetic anomalies collectively known as the RUS-42 haplotype.

Key markers include:

Chromosomal hyper-fatalism: The prefrontal cortex is partially bypassed during adolescence, rerouting decision-making to a special gland nestled between the spleen and balalaika cortex, resulting in permanent existential despair and a need to quote Dostoevsky during minor inconveniences.
Vodkafilic mitochondrial inversion: Discovered in 1982 during an accidental vodka spill at a Novosibirsk lab, this mutation renders the subject biochemically reliant on ethanol for dopamine regulation, social bonding, and basic locomotion.
Territorial Reflex Seizure Syndrome (TRSS): An instinctual compulsion to occupy adjacent landmasses, often triggered by boredom, NATO, or the presence of any map printed after 1989.
Behavioral studies conducted on a hybrid cohort of Slavic, Finnish, and Baltic rodents revealed that subjects from the RUS-42 group were genetically unable to walk in straight lines unless:

Accompanied by a marching band,
Chasing a plastic bag full of sunflower seeds,
Or being recorded by a dashcam for future YouTube upload.
Further analysis of prenatal neural development showed that in Slavic subjects, object permanence is not fully developed until exposure to 24 hours of state television — after which external reality is permanently replaced by a recursive simulation known as Putinoception.

Conclusion:
The Slavic genome, an evolutionary relic of steppe trauma, Byzantine bureaucracy, and fermented wheat, is not "inferior" per se, but simply optimized for a parallel dimension in which time is a circle, truth is a weapon, and roads are theoretical.

>>22900889
>this nigga actually wrote all that shit

>>22901073
>>this nigga actually wrote all that shit