Thread 22901787 - /bant/ [Archived: 535 hours ago]

Anonymous United Kingdom
7/5/2025, 5:42:50 PM No.22901787
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The Old Testament is nothing but a Jewish fairy tale. Adam isn't real. Abraham isn't real. Moses isn't real. The Ten Commandments are useless. The God of the Old Testament is a false god. Only Jesus is real, and only the New Testament should be followed, but only if you understand that Jesus was explaining the truth to a group of people who weren't ready to understand it yet.
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Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 5:45:52 PM No.22901788
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>>22901787 (OP)
Jesus was a pedophile schizo with a God complex.
>Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)
>When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”
>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”
>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked
>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)
>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)
>When the cops show up he says “why do you come for me with swords and clubs like I’m some kind of leistes”
>The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers
>Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean and one of the big things the Romans did was crack down on the pedo pirates. Julius Caesar himself was kidnapped by them as a kid and afterwards had them all crucified
>Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistes
There's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked em young.
Anonymous ID: HQ2ozmIzUnited States
7/5/2025, 5:53:14 PM No.22901792
Why do /pol/ mods keep moving religious discussions to /bant/? This is not the right board for that.