I'll going to be blunt with you, /pol/.


I legit want to record you having long, deep sex with an Asian woman tonight - you willing?

>>22902886 (OP)

No

>>22902886 (OP)
they smell like seaweed.

>>22902886 (OP)
those look like saggers

>>22902886 (OP)
NO FUCKING RACEMIXING

>>22902886 (OP)
And then fuck me in the ass? No way, bro.

>>22902888
Actually they don't smell that much, at least not the SEA ones

My SEA ex's ass almost smelled + tasted like nothing whereas my slavic roastie ex's ass had a very strong and pungent ass smell

>>22902888
They have no apocrine glands, so they literally don't smell much

>>22902886 (OP)
>record you
That's a little weird, to be honest with you.
Plus I wouldn't want to subject a rice fairy to that.

>>22902890
Not race mixing for me, I think we can both agree.

>>22902895
no actually we can't

>>22902895
tengri smiles upon the Magyar with yellow fever

>>22902888

Not in my experience. Still absolute whores tho

>>22902895
How uncultured I am. I did not know the Hungarians LARPed as East Asian, like the Turkish cringelords also do.

>>22902890
You are right, but I see this and... Sheeeit (sweat on the forehead). Anyway I'm a short, virgin man with alopecia areata and arthritis, it will never happen, lol.

>>22902886 (OP)
can you supply the asian girl please
i am genuinely asking

>>22903895
dumbass

>>22903805
>>22902897
>>22902896
I'm dark haired and there are Mongolians with blue eyes so I'm basically Asian I'd say.

>>22904160
Why? It's what I have/am. Call me beta is more logical what tell me dumbass.

>>22904729
that shit is astrology
you're sealing your own coffin because of some random words you heard on your smartphone
to say "it's over" or "i need this or that", it's all just arrogant shit
just figure out what you want and do it, meet people on the way
all this shit is just neuroticism

>>22904732
Fren, i'm 30 yo, virgin (and I never had a gf), short 1.51cm, with diseases etc, i say it's over in joke mode, but the reality is this, i'm not atractive, no matter how social I am.

PS: stop you say this about of ''astrology'' this say and think the women

>>22904748
i'm not gonna comfort you
you're being retarded for giving up & thinking you know what's gonna happen

>>22904753
I don't give up, in fact I had my eye on a bald girl (who I saw in the hospital), I like her. And I think she gave me eyes, I'll try to get to know her. But since nothing of that kind ever happened to me, I don't know what will happen, The no I already have it. I'm always positive, even if you don't believe me.

>>22904759
>in fact I had my eye on a bald girl (who I saw in the hospital), I like her. And I think she gave me eyes, I'll try to get to know her.
that could be good
just try to honor it when you feel a certain way from someone you know IRL, that's the best thing you can do
>But since nothing of that kind ever happened to me, I don't know what will happen, The no I already have it.
try not to overthink it
just see where it leads, and try to avoid regret
>I'm always positive, even if you don't believe me.
that's good
good luck anon

>>22904763
zenkiu _/|\_

Hi all!, when can I find these kool thread about aventures and geo localisation weird stories on 4 chan, love to listen to these stories on youtube I figured I want to find some here! Thx all

>>22904768
you'll need a time machine, friend
i'm sorry
there's some youtube channels with good compilations of stories, though

(total newbie here) Hi!, do you happen to know under wich section in 4 chan they are most likely to appear? thx again

>>22904781
hmmm...
you could try >>>/out/ maybe
there might be some on >>>/x/ , but there's alot of weird stuff on that section these days

remember you can use the search bar near the top, it's kinda hard to see
you could search "stories" or "greentexts" & see if anything comes up

also, you could try searching through 4chan archive sites. they let you search & view threads from many years ago
https://archived.moe/
this is one of the archive sites

good luck friend :)

the archive sites are sort of like a time machine, in a sense

I appreciate! Have a great day friend!!

>>22904793
you too :D

If I may ask, what kind of stuff do you like on here, or what are you into? Me personally too much to enumerate but (audiophile, outdoors, training an many others!)

>>22904801
You're talking to a jeet nigger, nigger faggot.

>>22902886 (OP)
OP's not here but if he gave me this woman and she wanted to sex me, I'd do it.
>t. I'm not white, I'm a hapa

>>22904825
i honestly don't know what i'm doing here lately
i just kinda socialize and bide time, mainly on this board (/bant/)
i used to listen to alot of creepypastas, then spooky greentexts, so the /x/ board interested me
i look at the technology, DIY, and cooking boards sometimes. it's interesting to see what people are working on.
>audiophile, outdoors, training an many others!)
there are some audophile threads on the technology board (/g/) sometimes, you might be interested in those, idk
for training, there's the extreme sports board (/xs/). there aren't too many people on there, but the threads are interesting.

it's nice exploring the boards sometimes, just to see what's out there..

Pretty happy to be here! To be honest, I'm just an overly nice Canadian haha, happy fouth of july by the way! I have so many interests that I have no clues what to start with!