confess

>>22904610 (OP)
You know that the whole confession thing designed for statecraft kompromat material for the Vatican right? The Catholic Church was never biblical, though.

I went almost a week without a shower or brushing my teeth

Jan Hus and Martin Luther suffered so that you could actually read your Bible, you know? So your sermons could be delivered in a language you understand? Yeah. That Catholics fought fiercely against the idea of the common man actually being able to read the holy book that he was beholden to.

And would you know it, the Protestant movement came along shortly after that. It's almost like when people were able to read the Bible they saw that Catholicism is anything but Christian. Weird! Why would people abandon Catholicism when they were finally able to read the Bible? Probably a coincidence. Anyways do you know where I can get a good indulgence? I've got some sins that I need to be waved away for cash. Thanks!

>>22904610 (OP)
I have been forced to question if I am a furry after my friends convinced me to design one sona.
thankfully it's not full animal, but there's a question of if some parts are enough for it to count.

i once stole four legos from a daycare center when i was like 5 or 6 yaers old or something
can't remember my age
i stuck the legos in my shoe while no one was looking, and kept them there till i went home
it felt so exhilerating...