They are cute and small and soft and smell nice and have comfy warm soft pussies and boobies and butts and hair and they look up to you because they think you are so cool and strong and smart and manly and they like being cute and crafty and cooking you delicious food and giving you gifts and saying dumb shit that is unintentionally funny and even when they are being bratty they are like your dumb little stepsister and you still love them for being so cute and dumb and adorable. They're so tiny. Like my dick is thicker than your wrist how is that possible.

>>22905188 (OP)
i feel you
sometimes their voices are really nice & soothing as well

>>22905188 (OP)
You watch too much anime women are just dudes with holes

finally a trvthful frogpost

They also have this uncanny ability to be the most evil sociopaths. What's up with that? It's happened enough times to me that I look at them completely differently now. A cute girl is an existential threat to me. It'd be like walking in the forest and seeing a mountain lion.

>>22905188 (OP)
>>22905191
Yea you'd enjoying one instead of larping over here on some Vietnamese basket weaving forum ya fuckin' wankers.

>>22905201
Yea like weaker, shifty, cowardly sissy dudes with holes.