Will taste like Musky Cheese, Cinnamon, Roasted Almonds and Mushrooms!

Perfect for Pie!

>>22908230 (OP)
What about wild lettuce?

Spaghetti Cheese. Takes like, well, a spaghetti cheese.

>>22908232
Well that comes from the Wild!

>>22908233
I see you have a Plush too!

>>22908234
Tastes a bit bitter but I like it.
tried to convince anons to eat it for years.
EAT IIIT!!
And spread the word.

>>22908232
I've got that!

>>22908237
Spread the joy and wholesomeness of eating wild lettuce!
It's a party food.

>>22908236
Fair enough... YOU WILL EAT THE SUGARGNOME BERRIES AND BE HAPPY! Here's a Picture of California Pinefoots!

>>22908237
>>22908238
Sugargnomes will be born from Sugarsticks and Gnome Plants... Will pollinate a Gnome Plant stigma with Sugarstick pollen!

>>22908239
>YOU WILL EAT THE SUGARGNOME BERRIES
With a ... wild lettuce salad.

Proof of Dead internet theory ITT

>>22908242
scary the more obvious it gets too, like you've reached the walls of the digital experience

>>22908241
Why not I suppose!

>>22908242
>>22908243
I'm not a bot though, just an Autist!

>>22908243
It's honestly surreal, it's like a horror movie where the once vague threat has become so pervasive that it's not even hidden anymore and it just straight up outnumbers you and leaves you powerless in its wake. Uncanny.

this is an MI5 pedo elite comms thread.
"sugargnome berries" is a codephrase.
"Will taste like Musky Cheese, Cinnamon, Roasted Almonds and Mushrooms"
is a covert instruction.

>>22908246
Obviously.

>>22908245
>>22908246
I'm not a Cosmic Horror, I am also not an MI5 or MI6 nonce. It will smell like a combination of Allotropa virgata and Hemitomes congestum to attract small Mammals like Shrews and whatnot.

>>22908247
I just want to make a new Gourmet Pie from a berry I will invent, what is honestly so cryptic, horrific and wrong about that?

>>22908231
You are the kind of retarded autist who ruined the board. Who the fuck care ? How is this politic ? I don't want to see your face on a anonymous board unless your killed jews or shitskins fuck off

>british flag
>rare fungal-companion parasite plants only seen in lower cascades

Why an underground parasite is attractive to a covert writer
These plants possess no chlorophyll and live entirely underground until the moment of flowering. They are emblems of secrecy, hidden exchanges and indirect nourishment (tree fungus parasite).

Their sudden, striking emergence can stand for a brief, visible drop-point or burst of activity amid long periods of concealment.

Each species has a narrow mutualism with one fungal partner. In cipher terms that resembles a one-to-one key: only a precise associate can unlock the payload.

Warning: neither Pterospora nor Sarcodes is considered edible, and both are legally protected in parts of their range. A claim that they taste like musky cheese and cinnamon is almost certainly facetious.

“Musky Cheese, Cinnamon, Roasted Almonds and Mushrooms” is an odd tasting note for plants that are neither edible nor aromatic. Read as first letters we obtain M C C R A M, which rearranges neatly to C R A M M C or C R A M C. Common hacker parlance uses “cram” for stuffing data into as few bytes as possible (e.g., a bit-cram).


note: human side here, im gonna guess this has something to do with the bitcoin whales last week

>>22908249
>Gourmet Pie
5350 Katella Ave, Los Alamitos, CA 90720

>>22908250
The fact is politicians love new and ridiculously hard to source foodstuffs!

>>22908251
It's not from Pterospora or Sarcodes, it's from Allotropa and Hemitomes which certainly do!

1751881083194940.png (Ancestors) 9.25 2 anomalous hidden binary chunks (key, high-entropy payloads)
1751882780080936.png (Sugarstick/Gnome) 9.34 2 additional high-entropy payloads, key string embedded midstream


>>22908253
if this has something to do with john mcaffee im going to shit myself

>>22908252
>>22908254
I'm telling you it's nothing cryptic, look up the odour of Hemitomes congestum and Allotropa virgata. The Sugargnome is supposed to be a hybrid of both!

>>22908256
Meant for >>22908255

>>22908256
I apply a rigorous epistemic metric to how half-assed i do things to ensure i dont overcommit to peoples larps. the more obfuscated something is, the less invested I am.
It's not representative of a lack of sincerity, consistency, or humility on my part, it's simply that the local hostility gradient imposed by adverse actions by other actors is intended to burn my delta, and therefore it is optimal for me to avoid looking too closely at anything which does not hold value.

Your obfuscation strategy is too sophisticated for me to immediately crack, and as such, i dont give a shit

kindest regards

These threads are strange to me, since I actually live in the western Oregon rainforest region where a lot of these plants grow. There are a lot of neat-looking and edible plants in the woods. I can take a stroll along a nearby creek and find handfuls of salmonberries and Marionberries and blackberries and so on, and big lush ferns, and heaps of crayfish.

I haven't specifically gone looking for hemitomes plants, but they are probably present in the undergrowth. It's kind of a magical little place from an ecological perspective, but there aren't many jobs, so, welp.

>>22908259
its a coded message. highly pedophile coded.
probably something to do with epstein island

>>22908258
bayesed

>>22908259
Have you thought about being an ecologist?

>>22908242
>>22908243
>>22908250

You'll all be doing it tomorrah.

>>22908258
>>22908260
I think you have AI psychosis.

Met an OP the other day. He was fat. Bald. He was weird!! Spook! I said Hey man he said Hey man. I slithered. I asked Hey man why do you make such shit threads? He said spook! He slithered... I boogied away.

>HUUUOOAH A FRIENDLY MAYNE IN A BLACK SUDAN!

>>22908230 (OP)
Why are you trying to poison anons by making them eat Pokeweed, you fag brit?

>>22908266
It's not Pokeweed. That's a Sugarstick in fruiting stage. Sugarsticks have no leaves.

>>22908267
So what the fuck is it then? Both Pokeweeds and Sugarsticks AKA Allotropas are poisonous.

>>22908266
pokeweed is actually edible but only if you get the green form. the red form is toxic.
but that's not the point. the point is that he's talking about parasitic plants that are pubescent-looking and smell like genitals. this is an entirely cunnycoded thread


The fruit of Hemitomes congestum has a strong, pungent odor described as musky or cheesy. This scent is thought to attract small mammals, aiding in seed dispersal.
Allotropa virgata (Sugarstick):
One source mentions a slight fishy smell associated with Allotropa virgata.

heterotrophes are entirely inedible. this thread has a reason for existing.

>>22908262
I would have to re-train for years and at substantial expense. I'm more of a self-taught autodidact kind of learner. I know a bit about local marine biology simply by reading through textbooks and papers. I should probably apply the same strategy to forest ecology, but I haven't done that yet.

>>22908269
Just piss off you sordid-minded schizophrenic!
>Ah ha you called me a schizo, that means I won!
I know the game, please visit a sanitarium!

>>22908268
Only the Pokeweed is.

>>22908270
I do the same... Sadly there isn't many books on North American Flora in the UK. The Internet is a friend in that way though.

>>22908271
look bro if you want to be a pedophile just be one

>>22908274
I Like Monotropes.
>You must be a paedophile.
Do us all a favour and visit a nuthouse.

>>22908230 (OP)
would it go well with branston pickle?
https://youtu.be/3-s5N-lG75I
the cigarettes are a massive factor in nafld btw

>>22908276
I would say so... I really need to quit smoking!

>>22908230 (OP)
I've told you 3 times already to apply for a grant from Belarus to farm them.

>>22908231
>>22908230 (OP)
i love you This board is shit and your putting it in the toilet where it belongs.

The ESL frenchy(>>22908250) thinks it belongs on a plate.

>>22908235
>>22908233
Not a jew insight to ruin your lovely meal.

>>22908278
Problem is different chromosome counts and host species. I will DIY it first to avoid a waste of funds.

>>22908279
>>22908280
People take themselves way too serious these days, I really do want to make Sugargnome Berry Pies in the future but I do think investing in politics is even more stupid than any of my hare brained ideas. I might get an award worth winning for it while 99% of /pol/ gets their bi-monthly fell for it again award.

>>22908277
try switching to flavourless vapes, and then getting off them. what is addictive in the tobacco are the additive flavourings, not the nicotine itself, although it is habit forming for sure.
i used to be a pretty vocal proponent of nicotine until recently. it can cause insulin resistance if you use it a lot, and i did. i vaped all day and night, but was able to just put it down and stop and haven't picked it up since. it's been a month now.
the other advantage of switching to vapes before quitting is that they are less expensive, at least in canada.
also look into the rice diet, it's very interesting. just rice, fruit, and sugar lol. low protein, low fat, high carb. people lost weight like crazy, type 2 diabetes reversed with 100% success rate, and many health problems reversed.

>>22908282
It's almost like if you have a designated board for your off topic shit

>>22908283
Interesting... I have been cutting down recently. I eat rice quite regularly though (in healthy dinners).

>>22908284
/b/ is pornographic.

>>22908283
Nicotine is extremely addictive as such. In animal studies, rodents need a stimuli associated with it to escalate their use (which in humans is mimicked by the smoking/chewing/snus application ritual combined with flavors), but it is inaccurate to say that the flavors are the addictive component. Studies show the associated stimuli can be entirely motivationally neutral. Flavors mostly serve to camouflage the natural aversiveness of nicotine (which is a multisystem toxin) and make the product more attractive for drug-naive users (especially the youth).

By the way, these studies show that when nicotine is combined with sensory priming rodents end up more ravenous for nicotine than they do for opioids or stimulants. So much for "pure nicotine not being addictive" tobacco industry propaganda.