Thread 22908558

I’m past day 30 and that never happened.

lmao you just trolled yourself

Liar, you FAPPED IN YOUR DREAMS

>>22908558 (OP)
start over again

>>22908558 (OP)
you're an idiot. coom-maxxing is the way. I do 2-7 times a day. it's part of my fitness routine.

>>22908558 (OP)
Doesn't work if you're a smelly Jeet, bro

If you got a boner even once in 90 days you have to restart.

Because you fell for grifters who are obsessed with their misinterpretation of a story of the bible about how pulling out to nut when fucking your dead brother's wife when your father told you to put a baby in her is bad

this only work if youre otherwise well adjusted mentally and physically
your tism or obesity will make this much harder to achieve

>>22908558 (OP)
Yeah, because all the magic bullshit you see associated with nofap is completely made up by /x/ schizos and people trying to psyop /x/ schizos and incels.

>>22908558 (OP)
Cuz you look like this

Why is the goal of nofap to get a girlfriend? You're still draining yourself.

>>22908558 (OP)
I was past day 30 until God sent his astral demons to relapse my dick during a wet dream last night. Thanks alot God, I really appreciate you making every waking moment of my life a neverending hell of fucking bullshit I gotta deal with

>>22908570
He's the demiurge

>>22908570
Skill issue

>>22908559
/thread

>>22908570
You know it's a good religion when even during masturbation speeches gaytheist fedoras still manage to bring you up in a convo

Just don't fucking masturbate, not because it'll give you superpowers but because fucking your own hand is retarded nigga

>>22908558 (OP)
>I’m past day 30 and that never happened.
it doesnt the point is you get so desperate to get off you approach anything

>>22908571
>goy anthropomorphizes the notion of good and evil as a puppet show, then uses it as an argument to explain why the notion of good and evil is a foolish caricature

holy shit so the Talmud was right about everything...

>>22908569
It's one of the many nonsensical beliefs of nofap: ejaculation when a girl touches you is somehow different on a biological level than ejaculating cause you touched yourself. There's many other bunk science beliefs inherent in nofap but this one alone discredits it as nothing more than a crypto-christian cult.

>>22908568
This is beyond my english knowledge. It looks like someone had a stroke.

>>22908558 (OP)
No-fap is a jewish psyop
just don't over do it, like the gooning trannies, and try to get /fit/

>>22908558 (OP)
Nofap is retarded. I have no lust because I killed the very idea of sex in my mind, but I still feel nothing but frustrated when my balls are full. Just jerk off with minimal erotic stimulation and enjoy the clarity. Think of it like shitting or pissing.

laughing at all the closet fags that think its ok to fuck your hand ITT

>>22908577
Semen retention is real. Draining yourself everyday with your hand is like donating blood work. But draining yourself with pussy isn’t the same since you receive good nutrients from drilling pussy so the net effect is zero while it’s negative with your hand.

fapping once a week is somewhat mandatory if your test levels are aight or you will stare like a creep at any firm butt or pair of tits if you don´t jack it every now and then.
the real problem is porn and being addicted to masturbation.
this doesn´t turn you into a freak depending on how good you can control your urges but it rids your body of a lot of energy and thats why you stay in the house and play videogames , do no chores , have issues even doing simple things such as groceries or interacting with other human beings.
summa summarum , jerking it is fine but not daily , or even multiple times , now im not excempt from this procedure and if you ain´t got a hole to fill on a monthly basis you WILL stroke the chicken many times per month.
why ?
because as a male you are hardwired to ejaculate , alternatively look into mood stabilizers , weed , things that calm you down so you don´t think so much about muh pussy.
this msg was brought to you by someone who was addicted to sex and masturbation.
whenever you feel like strokeing it , do some pushups instead or go for a walk , ride a bycicle , take a swim , listen to some audiobooks , take a nap.
Look into Quetiapine and get a subscription for it , completely kills your need to touch yourself and makes you last longer so sex becomes incredibly amazeing with it.
a lot of psychiatrists use it instead of viagra because uuuh reasons.
also makes you very mellow and chill , like nothing can bother you at ALL!
highly recommend.
anyhow , dont touch yourself so much.
you might be infested with demons and other plethora of issues that leads to selfharm and abuse of oneself and others.
praying to christ also helps and haveing a tight sleep schedula and morning ritual.
stay away from hard drugs and booze , interact with nature , nigger basically , stop being retarded.
god bless love you all and we all can make it.

>>22908558 (OP)
it's a cult dummy

>>22908558 (OP)
Hmm that’s strange. I could already throw out Zoom Punches with my penis by day 10, Gum-Gum Rifles by week 2, Gum-Gum Elephant Guns by month 2, etc. you get it I don’t need to write more of it

>>22908583
>you will stare
low-T cucks will just stare
high-T alphas will RAAAAAPE

this is bs. im on day six by accident and mah bawls hurt. need to release.

>>22908558 (OP)
Kek