You know, Donald Trump is actually an angel
And if you pray to him he might make your wish come true

>>22914804 (OP)
>an angel
Like Satan

>>22915186
and we're done here. thank you for your service.

>>22915186
Wait, huh…!!??

No, you see there’s already Satan, Donald Trump is another entity altogether, not unlike some great Genie that grants magical wishes, except more kosher.

I forgot to mention, there might be a slight catch…you have to cover yourself in prayer beads cross legged style while reciting and chanting the Quran and the Torah at the same time and then, and only then will his magical orifice appear.

bolsonaro for president 2028

jeffrey epsteins' ghost for president

>>22914804 (OP)
he dresses like we're still in the cold war

>>22916585
niggas be wearing shit like that as if we're still supposed to take them seriously, even though TV and the internet have sorta broken the spell

>>22916585
The 80s have never ended for Donald Trump

If I was president I would wear a cape. Not a really big garish one. Like a low level world of warcraft style cape. Maybe with a logo on it.

Fucking leaf

bump

FUCKING LEAFS

FUCK LEAFS

>>22914804 (OP)
Ok