Any banters into Magic?

No but could you teach me a spells to make my horny penis erect and big like 4 inches massive horny penis so I can jerk it like honey nig0r?

>>22923390 (OP)
Yeah what formats

>>22923420
I'm big into Commander decks. A lot of fun is had in Commander games.

>>22923427
Ah, I prefer real magic but go ahead and tell me your commander/post list anyway

>>22923433
this is my current deck in MTG Arena:
Commander
1 Thrun, Breaker of Silence (ONE) 186

Deck
1 Rabid Bite (ANB) 101
30 Forest (TDM) 286
1 Ilysian Caryatid (ANB) 98
1 Heritage Reclamation (TDM) 145
1 Atraxa's Fall (MOM) 176
1 Nightshade Dryad (MH3) 163
1 Woodland Mystic (ANB) 109
1 Garruk's Uprising (FDN) 220
1 Colossal Majesty (ANB) 92
1 Bloated Contaminator (ONE) 159
1 Wildwood Patrol (ANB) 108
1 Hollow Scavenger (WOE) 174
1 They Went This Way (MKM) 178
1 Invasion of Zendikar (MOM) 194
1 Gigantosaurus (ANB) 96
1 Rumbling Baloth (ANB) 103
1 Railway Brawler (OTJ) 175
1 Affectionate Indrik (ANB) 89
1 Ravenous Sailback (MOM) 202
1 Nyxborn Hydra (MH3) 164
1 Rampaging Brontodon (ANB) 102
1 Nature's Rhythm (TDM) 150
1 Shifting Woodland (MH3) 228
1 Pick Your Poison (MKM) 170
1 Gnarlid Colony (FDN) 224
1 Oath of Nissa (PIO) 189
1 Ainok Wayfarer (TDM) 134
1 Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger (MUL) 94
1 Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider (KHM) 199
1 Vorinclex (MOM) 213
1 Arcane Signet (ANB) 117
1 Collector's Vault (WOE) 244
1 Flesh Burrower (DSK) 178
1 Command Tower (ANB) 118
1 Evolving Wilds (TDM) 255
1 Soulstone Sanctuary (FDN) 133

>>22923440
1 Nissa, Who Shakes the World (BLC) 84
1 Questing Beast (ELD) 171
1 Scavenging Ooze (FDN) 232
1 Ram Through (IKO) 170
1 Armored Scrapgorger (ONE) 158
1 Bushwhack (FDN) 215
1 Cultivate (STA) 51
1 Arboreal Grazer (WAR) 149
1 Outcaster Trailblazer (OTJ) 173
1 Llanowar Elves (FDN) 227
1 The Great Henge (ELD) 161
1 Pelt Collector (GRN) 141
1 Prizefight (SNC) 154
1 Chocobo Kick (FIN) 178
1 Rootrider Faun (WOE) 182
1 Venomsac Lagac (DFT) 185
1 Animist's Might (MAT) 20
1 Heaped Harvest (BLB) 175
1 Serpent-Blade Assailant (MOM) 205
1 Undercity Upheaval (MAT) 25
1 Saryth, the Viper's Fang (MID) 197
1 Elven Bow (KHM) 166
1 Ankle Biter (OTJ) 153
1 Tajuru Blightblade (ZNR) 208
1 Druid Class (AFR) 180
1 Azusa's Many Journeys (NEO) 172
1 Cankerbloom (ONE) 161
1 Collective Resistance (MH3) 147
1 Llanowar Tribe (MH1) 170
1 Settle the Wilds (Y22) 55
1 Beanstalk Giant (ELD) 149
1 Wolfwillow Haven (THB) 205
1 Jumbo Cactuar (FIN) 191
1 Explore (J25) 146

>>22923440
>>22923441
I guess you aren't in hell queue then since you have an off-meta commander
I cobbled together a Vivi deck with the cards I had for the cascade event recently and have been playing it a bit. Now I'm saving WCs for an Etali deck, but it's gonna take forever I fear

>>22923455
this deck fucking blasts.