>>22928796 (OP)
Why hold the horse at this point? just toss it and pretend you are a horse, you are not fooling anyone with that dummy

Autism the country

Youre telling me these guys were on par with the Hwan Empire?

I just tried to jump like that.
It did not work at all.
Perhaps the "horse" is needed.

>>22928796 (OP)
I’d put my kid in track and field instead. Just say no to retarded bullshit.

>>22928796 (OP)
No one in the audience seems to laugh

>>22928802
They must've tried jumping like that.

>>22928796 (OP)
This is one of the strangest things I've ever witnessed

>>22928796 (OP)

I think when i first saw this stuff, I was little weirded out. But now I think its fine, at least they found something that gets them moving. And i am not sure if this differs too much from some men being competitive in "esports". So in a way, i see this as counter strike for women. You get the jist of the activity without downsides of the real thing.

>>22928796 (OP)
What's this sport called again?

>>22928796 (OP)
As stupid as it looks, this is far more insidious than first glance. For three millennia the horse was a symbol of white independence from Jewish control. You could transport your own goods without paying merchants, and you could ride out to defend your country. Horses are now unaffordable. But look goyim, you can have this horse head on a stick, it’s just as good! You will own nothing and be happy! This is white demoralization.
>with a horse, you can go anywhere

>>22928804

>>22928808
No horse walks like the first girl.

>>22928805
Olet HOMO

Clown world reaching new levels of ridiculousness.... wtf????

>>22928796 (OP)
This is no worse than playing Zelda at 37.

>>22928796 (OP)
This is very mentally ill but seems like it could be an interesting sport, if you removed the retarded larp

>>22928806
Crazy horse girl Olympics

>>22928804
You’ve obviously never seen “professional” quidditch LMAO

>>22928796 (OP)
Horses are expensive AF to own and take care of.
This is just poorfags who can't afford horses but really want one.

>>22928804
Its strangely more impressive than when i first heard about it, then promptly forgot about it, a couple of years ago. Dressage would be super boring but cross country should be good

>>22928809
I guess she was mimicking something to the horse below at the beginning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFZ9ayIhn14
it's mockery, the whole thing

>>22928813
just like quiddich

>>22928796 (OP)
>GOODBYE KNEES!

>>22928796 (OP)
I want to be under those positions when she jumps

>>22928816
this

>>22928809
Its dressage bro where you train the horse to do dumb walks. She still wasnt good at it i agree

>>22928805
Why is it ONLY women? isn't that sexist by their definition? is there a sport that are men exclusive?

>>22928797
The horse might be lactose intolerant and can’t do any other sports.

>>22928824
boys do it like this >>22928822

>>22928822
in japan, guys use hondas and clash katanas mid air, its cool and stupid af lol

>>22928796 (OP)
Monty Python sketch of a country. I've seen like two Finnish comedies and they were both gold, no idea what the titles were though.

>>22928805
Gaming championships are infinitaely better than this because you're not pretending you're a fucking horse.

>>22928802
it's better to let the crazy horse girls have an outlet to vent their autism for everyone else's sake

can real horses even exist in Finland

>>22928827
based as fuck desu

>>22928797
It may have something to do with the fact that it involves a hard stick stuck between their legs and brushing against their parts with every step they make in that getup.

>>22928808
>jaffa
Is he calling?

>>22928796 (OP)
she needs some bcac in her tight finnish pussy

>>22928829
No you lazy retarded coping faggot. Way more respect for that woman than you. Yeah it's silly and shit, but it's real. She is getting a work out. Anybody that pretends video games aren't a loser's habit are only trying to convince themselves. I play a lot of games, I'm a fucking loser. So stop pretending. I'd marry that goofy fake horse riding bitch.

these people have genuine autism

>>22928799
before they activated the autism array, yes

>>22928796 (OP)
This is fine as a joke but far too much effort was put into that.

>>22928796 (OP)
This looks based there should be a whole new olympics with weird shit like this.

>>22928796 (OP)
Ironically (unironically) more athleticism here than in real equestrian "sports"

>>22928796 (OP)
Women would rather ride imaginary horses then ride my dick.

>>22928808
this is SO FUCKING STUPID goddamn

>finnish
>women's
>sports

At first I was laughing but those jumps are lowkey impressive ngl

>>22928796 (OP)
Nordoids were a mistake

>>22928796 (OP)
Is an orsehead a athlete?

girls just love hobby horse, youre just retarded, jewish, and refuse to let anyone enjoy anything.

>>22928816
everyone used to have horses
now its an extreme luxury good
for example only people in the nine figure club play polo

>>22928844
is this from a movie?

>>22928848
>girls just love hobby horse,
to rub on their fish holes

>>22928835
Bro. Don't let the weirdly organized circumstances and real equestrian gates fool you, that is a child. This is a silly activity to indulge an equestrian fantasy for little girls without the inaccessible financial burden of owning a horse. You might as well be arguing with people about being a Juggalo.

>>22928796 (OP)
It's the mongol genes clashing with european genes.

>>22928796 (OP)
Can't they just run normally in a hurdle race instead of doing this furry bullshit?

>>22928796 (OP)
>>22928808
The Uma Musume Netflix adaptation is looking kinda weird.

>>22928849
blocks your path

>>22928796 (OP)
Autism the country

>>22928848
>children playground activity made a sport just so women can feel speshul
must be nice, having none of the responsibilities while having all of the comforts in society.
thanks, simp

>>22928848
What's with white women and horses/ponies?

And fuck jannies for moving the thread to this dumpster board.

>>22928797
This is its entire purpose for existing. Without these competitions, the horse would be terminated