>POV: you're a yakuza

>>22932353 (OP)
that's a larp, my dude

Man they sure have fun

>>22932353 (OP)
and then it continued with 1 hours of kimochiii and sounds of pigs getting slaughtered

They just get a lot of mileage out of what looks to be 3 shrimp and a beer

>>22932353 (OP)
Life sure is good.

>>22932353 (OP)
https://sankyou-tanaka.jp/
What the fuck does this company even do?

>>22932353 (OP)
Yeah this is just the induction of new sign ups to the porn industry. Happens weekly.

>>22932357
Average Japanese meal size

>>22932353 (OP)
Code?

>>22932357
Americans like us would require AT LEAST two back double-cheeseburgers, 20 nuggest, a large fry, and a tub of double vanilla ice cream to wash it down, and thats before the sushi

>>22932353 (OP)
well shit looks like a better life than an islamic freedom fighter, japan here I come

>>22932359
It's a front for the yakuza.

>>22932361
Japanese have are real stingy about food. An MRE is 1 cup rice, tiny curry packet, one cube of meat, and instant miso and tea.

>>22932366
If i was a japanese soldier, id be fishing 24/7 during my free time

>>22932353 (OP)
Code please

>>22932366
thats plenty for normal people
but i guess you need four big mac and a side of 20 nuggets to start

>>22932366
How fucking fat are you?

>>22932369
Japanese still treat food as sacred
Its so old fashioned

>>22932353 (OP)
There is no yakuza anymore.

>>22932372
>according to the government
Lmao

>>22932370
I dont care, during free hours im camping on a lake and fishing 24/7

>>22932372
There is, but they're all glowie owned

>>22932372
I bet there is. They make the pornos dor one thing

>>22932374
Good on you fattie, keep fishing.

>>22932372
this
they are all old guys now because the government cracked down on them and young men would rather fap to anime and be hikikomori

>>22932372
>>22932378
There's no yakuza anymore because it all got replaced with anonymous criminals who cover their tracks and rarely interact with each other. It's organized crime but can appear unorganized very quickly. It is actually far worse than the yakuza because the police could easily track those groups but not these ones

>>22932446
This is Yakuza cope
Their demise is a universally good thing in every way

>>22932468
Their demise happened yes, but what replaced them, hangure groups, is worse. They got rid of the mafia with strict rules, hierarchy, and outward attempts at being legitimate and replaced it with zoomers who run wild and do whatever they want together then disappear into the shadows.

>>22932483
It's really not worse though, their crimes are gonna be way more petty, they'll have less influence over the government, they're pretty easy to catch too.
Letting the Yakuza exist at all was a cuck move from the Japanese government.