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Anonymous Canada No.22936442 [Report] >>22936443 >>22936444 >>22936445 >>22936515 >>22936517 >>22936531
/pol/ lied to me about getting laid
I drive last year's porsche and I have 2 million in stocks. I live off of the dividends. Yet I don't get pussy. /pol/ lied to me that all it took was money. I chased after wealth and self-help so much that I've grown so disinterested in the opposite sex, more rather disenchanted
Anonymous Poland No.22936443 [Report] >>22936446
>>22936442 (OP)
You must give it all to me then you will get pussy after some time
Anonymous United States No.22936444 [Report] >>22936446
>>22936442 (OP)
It's because you're low IQ, chasing materialism and wealth, all of which is meaningless after death, instead of spending that time focusing on awakening. You're not even smart enough to see the opportunity costs. You're also basically an animal chasing holes. Add this all up the most probable explanation is you're a jeet.
Anonymous Finland No.22936445 [Report] >>22936446
>>22936442 (OP)
your height?
Anonymous Canada No.22936446 [Report]
>>22936443
Didn't know poland had gypsies. Pretty sure I heard this same offer frim a drive-by. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, you'll stay poor from desiring it and not doing shit about it.
>>22936444
Explain what you mean by awakening. What difference is there if I die alone and don't pass on any knowledge even if I do "awaken". Giving to others or warning others to not do the same is just as depressing, and a sad cope for self fulfillment. I think I doomed myself.
>jeet
I am a proud french canadian who enjoys IPA beer, as bitter as can be, saturated with hops to ensure I grow the biggest set of bitch tits on this continent
>>22936445
I am 5'9, I was not gifted by the nordic gods to swing swords twice a giant's height. I already have knee aches from exercising so I don't see why I'd want to be taller to support more mass
Anonymous (ID: aE+fEeY/) United States No.22936515 [Report] >>22936518 >>22937584
>>22936442 (OP)
Gold diggers will only flock to a superrich guy. Sadly, they do not care about cool cars or a moderately rich guy who is set for life.
You will need a personality to catch women.
Anonymous (ID: iWyS8jMm) Canada No.22936517 [Report]
>>22936442 (OP)
strange, usually the aura one develops as a side effect of becoming a millionaire should do the trick, the millions are just icing that should do the trick also. you telling me there are no gold digging whores in Quebec? maybe the living off dividends thing has given you the wrong vibe
Anonymous (ID: 6m78wsxP) United States No.22936518 [Report]
>>22936515
you're forgetting 3rd world women, just never actually give them the green card
Anonymous (ID: VF1VWhtP) United States No.22936531 [Report] >>22937577
>>22936442 (OP)
Why are pol anons either the gayest fucking people alive or the most retarded people alive
Anonymous (ID: 8eu/uIRT) Germany No.22937577 [Report]
>>22936531
>rich /pol/ anon is retarded
Where's your 2 Million then, buddy?
Anonymous (ID: szX7/D0a) Canada No.22937584 [Report]
>>22936515
Sure they do. You catch some 18-19 year old girl and show her your fancy car shell be itching to suck on your rod. Young women are easily impressed