go look up "reddit skidmark bf" in your search engine of choice and scroll through the search result pages, they're nearly endless.
I remember girls always saying it must be your hygiene as a reason for no gf but then they endure men who can't literally keep their underwear clean.
Just what are the social implications of this?

>>22938062 (OP)
Isn't this mostly a thing with obese people?

I'm extremely clean and hygienic and fashionable so much so that girls were always asking me if I was gay back in school and college. I always showered at least once a day and always worse cologne and always wore clean perfect clothes. Still never had a gf as no girl ever directly asked me out. They were always talking to me in school and college though and the women at work are always talking to me too but they are all married so they mean nothing.

I skid marked my ex into leaving me
10/10 would do it again

>>22938062 (OP)
How about we DON'T browse leddit

>>22938062 (OP)
Women these days are horrible, but men these days are also a joke. Everyone is a fucking mess in this kike world.

>>22938065
kek

>>22938066
kek

I see "Shart" I click
>>22938062 (OP)
kek

>>22938062 (OP)
How to keep underwear clean? I always leave skid marks too

>>22938064
and sorry just another thing. In college when one girl brought me over to her flat to work on college work she showed me her bedroom and it was messy as fuck with clothes and whatnot throw all over the floor and her bed wasn't made and the curtains were closed in the middle of the day and her window was closed and her room had a smell in it. She went to go have a shower and while she was in the shower I made her bed and picked up all her clothes and folded them and opened the curtains and opened the window and I went out the kitchen and washed all the plates and cups she had just left out uncleaned. When she came back out of the shower she was giggling at me and said "you would make a good house husband".

>>22938062 (OP)
ye it happens here all the time too, i dont get it either,
girls make dating super hard and then go out with the ugliest niggers
only goes to show how much social media has over womens brains and behavior, they will basically fuck niggers if it tells them to

>>22938063
It's poor diet causing poor digestion causing constant leakage of liquid fecal matter than the anal sphincter doesn't contain. Poor wiping may be a factor but is likely not the primary one. The poor diet starts with shitty vegetable oils, lack of fiber, and probably sugar (which also implies lack of fiber).

>>22938069
I am Indian and my poops always spray never solid. I poop before shower then bring spare undie with me too work. If you have work poop, wipe with old undie and ware new one.

>>22938063
not always
its often caused by bad diet among fat people that causes them to shit fire water but in some situations thin/avg people also have bad diet at least temporarily
but also drug use can cause problems with keeping shit
or getting your asshole prolapsed
which also can be caused by eating too much and shiting too big among fat people but not only

>>22938063
yes 98% of the time

>>22938063
>>22938074
oh or when you are too lazy to clean your ass properly after shiting and then scratch it through the pants i guess
it doesnt matter how fat you are altough fat people are often more lazy so probably do it more often
otherwise they wouldnt be so fat kek

>>22938062 (OP)
One thing the Arabs and Europeans get right and that's bidets.

>>22938072
>poor digestion causing constant leakage of liquid fecal matter than the anal sphincter doesn't contain
I don't believe that. They probably broke their sphincters with gay butt sex.

if your diet is really really clean (lots of meat and butter and no trash), you won't even need toilet paper
you need to accept having FECAL MATTER left on your person after defecating is unnatural and unhealthy
>>22938072
you don't need fiber
you need fats

>>22938073
Can tell you're a brown man. Ant white canuck would use socks.

You shit right before you get into the shower. When washing your asshole, you clean all around it by rubbing vigorously with soapy fingers and then insert the finger into your asshole up to the first joint while letting the water run down from the shower to your asshole. You rub that finger into the asshole, soaping up as necessary until your asshole feels clean.

>>22938062 (OP)
Most men wipe back to front and don't get everything so shit smears all underneath their balls leaving marks everywhere. Up until 10 years ago when my ex pointed it out, I needed to wipe front to back cause I had skid marks. Now I kinda do both. Front to back for most of it then back to front to clean up the rest until nothing is left on the toilet paper.

Most people are not trained properly.

>>22938062 (OP)
reddit stories are all fake

>>22938082
Fake

>>22938062 (OP)
It is fat people from Anglophone countries

>>22938072
I have zero fiber in my diet and shit grease, specifically ball joint grease consistency.

I simply use a bidet and finger my asshole clean after every shit,
Then immediately shower.
After every fart, check if there's shit, if so strip down bidet yourself clean, then shower again
It also helps to epilate, wax, or laser your ass. Smooth ass is God tier

>>22938063
>>22938062 (OP)

>>22938062 (OP)
>>22938082
Why do people have that much shit on their ass? I don't even need to wipe 90% of the time.

because people dont stand up when they wipe their ass are unable to clean properly. fucking disgusting merifats.

>>22938084
Real

>>22938087
It just depends. I think my liver is fucked up. Sometimes I lay a log and it's solid and no need for any cleaning. I'll wipe and nothing even on there. Other times it's loose and messy. Honestly. I think its chewing properly and slowing down while you eat. I eat really fast so I don't think my body digests properly but if I have a really good meal like Firehouse I slow down and enjoy it.

>>22938072
I eat goyslop every day.
I also let my girlfriend peg me.
I have a loose asshole and I shit brown water.
Yet, my underwear are clean and don't even smell bad after a day.
In fact, I wouldn't be embarassed to wear the same undies two days in a row.

this is something I would expect a German to be interested in

>>22938082
Its actually because guys dont shave their assholes, so they wipe using half a roll and give up, meanwhile the direction they didn't use is a minefield of dingleberries. Once thr pants are up its game over.

>>22938092
I can see that. I have a pretty hairy asshole but never shaved it cause I can't see back there. I shave the gouch area though.

>>22938062 (OP)
Women would rather be with Chad who shitstains his underwear and beddings than be with me (my ass is always clean, you could eat off it anytime)

>>22938063
It’s mostly an American thing, so yes

>>22938062 (OP)
After a bm, I stand over the toilet with a small saucepan of soapy water and wash my butt with a gloved hand. So my butt is totally clean I suggest everyone do this.

>>22938071
Beat them... in Meinkraft

>shart in pants
>Shart on sheets
>Shart during sex
Do American "people" really?

>>22938081
Your boyfriend love you so much :3 God bless homosexual.

>>22938062 (OP)
I take showers everyday and have no gf and yet I clean the crack also my underwear are all dark shades of blue, gray, red, green, and black.
Btw this >>22938066
>>22938082
>Most men wipe back to front
No sane human would ever wipe shit onto their balls, back to front is a myth
>>22938094
I look like that and say that
>>22938096
that's autistic as fuck
I keep small soft cloths in my shower specifically for cleaning the ass and I will use it after shitting and wiping my ass and run it on sanitary with bleach in the washer and throw them out each year.

>>22938062 (OP)
Americans scratch their hairy assholes with dry toilet paper and expect to get clean. As soon as they start sweating, it smears whatever was left on their clothes.

>>22938062 (OP)

>who can’t keep their underwear clean

Because women can’t either Anon

>>22938090

>>22938082
Shit stays in the sphincter.
You need to literally finger your asshole to clean it, or use an enema and then finish it with a bidet

>>22938094
Their Chad and drug dealer boyfriends' diets consist of goyslop, plastic, alcohol and drugs. That's why there are so many streaks. Chad doesn't even know what a vegetable is because when born handsome you don't bother looking into that stuff for the first third of your life.

>>22938062 (OP)
They are talking about niggers, niggers always have skid marks in their drawers because they think wiping your ass with toilet paper or wet wipes is gay

>>22938103
Kek youre alright britnigger

>>22938062 (OP)
100% of these men are ethnic.
95% are black.

There are a surprising amount of black men who think that wiping their ass is gay. That isn't some exaggeration, they genuinely think wiping your ass is a homosexual act.

>>22938106
>>22938108
Ask a black woman if you ever get the chance. Nigger men legitimately think wiping is gay.

>>22938063
That and pajeets. But its probably fatties: pajeets wouldnt complain about skid marks.

>>22938100
>that's autistic as fuck
It's an extremely effect system. I stash the saucepan under the bathroom sink. The gloves are big kitchen gloves. The soap is cheap hand gel.
The reason I started doing this is because jumping in the shower afterward irritated my skin too much. Been doing it for several years now.

I have a special flannel for wiping my ass, it's a cheatcode, no toilet roll required, no wetwipes clogging sewers etc.

Toilet roll is fucking terrible, i don't know how it still exists.

>>22938112
Use enzyme cleaners like green gobbler for wet wipes should be using enzyme cleaners every few months on your toilet anyways it breaks all of that stuff down

>>22938082
>>22938087
>>22938096
>>22938065
>>22938069
>>22938092
just use a bidet you nasty niggers

>>22938069
Clean your ass? Are you a fag whose asshole is so loose that it leaks out shit all throughout the day? Disgusting.

>>22938114
Bidets just sprays microscopic shit particles on the underside of your thighs and your ass. The correct way is using toilet paper until there is nothing physical left to wipe off and then use wet wipes until there is nothing left. Wet wipes actually clean you since they have antiseptic properties. Bidets just use water it has no antiseptic properties and it's no better than just using toilet paper.

>>22938115
I do clean my ass but I think it gets dirty anyway because of farts

why are these niggers not doing their own laundry lol stupid slags

>>22938115
i was molested by fags as a child so my butthole doesn't close all the way

>>22938062 (OP)
>I remember girls always saying it must be your hygiene as a reason for no gf but then they endure men who can't literally keep their underwear clean.
It's because you're ugly and spergy. Everything else is cope. It's just how it is. Stop believing normalfag lies. That's how they psyop you into getting a job and paying taxes.

>wipe until little or nothing remains
>get into shower, wash ass with soap
It's the easiest thing I don't understand how people have a problem with this.

>what about public pooping!
1) eww
2) clean as soon as you get home (though of course wipe while you're out)

>>22938116
No reason to spend money on something extraneous.

>>22938069
if fat: wipe ass while standing