Why are they so up their own ass?

Give off big time uncivilized nigger vibes.

Poorfag retards also before oil.

>>22940024 (OP)
Norway was rich before oil

>>22940025
Proof

>>22940025
LOL

We really fucked up by letting them become a country.
But Sweden fucked up even worse since they owned Norway last.

>>22940024 (OP)
butthurt HIVan

>>22940026
Fake map drawn based on current-era unreliable estimations

>>22940024 (OP)
who elses ass should i be up?

>>22940028
>letting
Dude, you lost the war. Shouldn't have sided with the losing part.

>>22940031
How about not being up anyone's ass you faggot

>>22940032
We just can't say no to a scrappy underdog.

>>22940033
maybe if you spent some more time up your own ass you would be as rich as us?

>>22940024 (OP)
Did you know that Oslo is the wealthiest nordic city? No other nordic city is even close on having same living standards.
Driving in the wealthiest nordic city looks something like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7xDdLYbt3EY

Do you love Oslo city now!?

>>22940036
Nobody loves Oslo.
Even worse than København.
Might be the worst capital in Europe.

>>22940037
This

>>22940035
It's unbecoming. Why is this such a foreign concept to you?

>>22940027
Norway was the richest country per capita prior to discovering oil. During the 19th- early 20th centuries Norway made it's wealth from extensive lumber exports and fish sales to other countries, while having a relatively small population that shared in the prosperity.

>>22940037
>>22940038
If Oslo is such as shithole then why does the population grow with 15K every year!?

>>22940041
Because growing is what garbage dumps do?

>>22940042
lmao

>>22940025
lol

>>22940042
norgesisters…… we will never recover from this

>>22940025
If they were rich why did 1/3 of their population move to the U.S.

>>22940045
I'm not saying our capital is better (though it is cleaner), it's just a different kind of awful. Only in Copenhagen do you pay 90kr for a small bun with cheese specifically so you can take pictures of it for Instagram then throw it out because it's gotten stale by the time you finish.

The only conversation is how rich they are. It's not a legitimate point of pride.

>>22940042
this. oslo and to some extend a couple of other cities here are our containment zones. brown, gypsy, fag, druggie... they all go there and the rest of norway remain pure.
>>22940039
ok. whats your average salary again?

>>22940046
Without that we'd be much uglier. Shut up mutt.

>>22940048
They are not rich.
They're "rich in theory" because of an oil fund that no Norwegian, living, dead or future will ever get to spend any of. And it decreases in value with every day we move further away from fossil fuels.
They have the exact same goods as we do (although less variety, from my experience) yet have to spend four times as much to buy the same products.

If they tell you that they're rich, it's a cope without equal. 1000 Norwegian kroner is only worth 600 Danish kroner, just for perspective. We can go there to shop cheap.

>>22940046
because they where rich, it wasnt the poor that left only thoose who could afford it. thoose who remain got everything the rich left behind. farms, land, housing etc for dirt cheap and that lifted them from poverty. it basicly ended poverty.
i lol at thoose suckers today, holy cow what a dumb decision.

>>22940052
But today they're fucked up mutts and grotesque heritage larpers. Going to the US is cultural mass suicide.

>>22940046
We were occupied by evil forces (danes and swedes) who made living here a hell. Only solution for the weakest was to emigrate while the strong fought against the occupants and won in the end.

>>22940054
Not that old victim story again.
You weren't a country, you were a Danish region. Then you were a Swedish region and now you're a country because neither we or Sweden thought it was worth the cost and effort to keep Norway.
Give the made up victim shit a break and just try to be happy you lucked out so hard.

seeing danes and norweigians bicker fills me with an almost semetic type of joy

>>22940056
If you think this is bickering then you're genuinely as retarded as everyone thinks you are.

Iceland >>> Finland = Denmark >>>>>>>>>>> Norway >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> piss >>>>>>>>>>>> shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HUGE POWER GAP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sweden

>>22940058
Meanwhile Sweden is the most culturally relevant.

>>22940057
you will be destroyed danescum, our child soldiers will take care of you inshallah

>>22940060
This thread isn't about you, Swinger.

>>22940059
>most culturally relevant
Was 30+ years ago

>>22940059
Culturally relevant how exactly? Meatballs from IKEA?
American tier relevancy.

>>22940063
Das rite

>>22940058
Finland>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sweden>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Norgay=Denmark>>>>>>>>>>>>Icedland

>>22940042
jej

>>22940065
Macedonia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bulgaria

>>22940067
Macedonia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bulgaria>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greece = Turdkey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>C*truce

I don't get why Norwegians are so rich yet they continue to live in Norway, objectively one of the worst places to live in the world, it's grey, cold and dark for 3/4 of the year and what they call summer would be a harsh winter in most of the globe.

>>22940068
Albania >>>>>>> Macedonia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bulgaria>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greece = Turdkey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>C*truce

ftfy

>>22940070
Albania >>>>>>> Macedonia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bulgaria>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greece = Turdkey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>C*truce>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Albania

OK now this funposting

>>22940069
its not. its comfy 3/4 of the year and then we suffer a bit from 35c during summer but we all got ac. and fuck having dark summer nights that shit makes no sense.

>>22940069
Here's your harsh winter

>>22940072
This is*

>>22940074
That's an exception, their summer is generally chilly

>>22940073
I know Poles who couldn't stand life in Norway solely because of the climate and left it despite obviously exorbitant wages and overall high "quality of life". But there are people you can't buy with money like your mental health. And I'm talking about Poles who are generally used to a harsh climate, I can't even imagine how fellow Indians or Filipinos feel in Norway, it must be truly hell for them

>>22940069
Western Norway rarely hits below minus C during winters. Eastern Norway is another ballgame tho with typical nordic winters. Arctic Norway is something else

>>22940077
norway's climate filters the strong from the weak

>>22940078

>Western Norway rarely hits below minus C during winters.

Temperature isn't that much of a problem, it's more about everything being gray and the day lasting like for 3-4 hours with barely any sunlight. And desu -2C in oceanic climate with strong winds feel colder and just less pleasant than -10C in a dry climate.

>>22940080
waahh wahhh!! its dark!!!! :'(
i'm glad they leave

>>22940069
The country is very beautiful actually
And other countries don’t function as well even though they are better in some regards (like food variety, weather, friendliness etc)
As a Norwegian you are better off living in Norway

>>22940080
Darkest winter day in Kristiansand 21 December. Sunrise 09:20, sun goes down 15:45 something like that. You probably thinking about arctic Norway with no sun in winter anon!? Norway is huge with many zones anon

>>22940081
>i'm glad they leave
Ok, just now you know why everything is so expensive in Norway. A native Norwegian plumber or Uber eats delivery boy surely charges more.

>>22940028
Scandinavia would have looked like the balkans today if we had tried to crush sepetarist. Instead we have one of the closest neighbourly relationships on earth and get to larp as le hecking bitter rival powers online

>>22940084
>cheap labor = good

>>22940086
Keep paying 3x more than Swedes while only making 1.5x more, then

>>22940087
well i'm not lol

>>22940024 (OP)
Law of Jante, plus being subjugated by Sweden and Denmark for 500 years. Half a millennium in the cuckshed, can you even begin to understand what that does to a people's psyche?

>>22940089
>plus being subjugated by Sweden and Denmark for 500 years.
Balkan-tier argument.

>>22940090
It's true though. Being someone's bitch for so long tends to fuck people over.

>>22940046
>Americans want to deport this

>>22940092
based americans

>>22940036
I thought you went fully electric.

>>22940077
you could just say poles are weak and urbanized.

>>22940095
>urbanized
Idk what it has to do with lack of sunlight, I feels as bad in the city as it does in the countryside

>>22940096
You're not mediterranean. Sunset in Warsaw during December month is also 15:30 same as south Norway

>>22940024 (OP)
How do we keep having this retarded conversation when there are literally 3 scandinavian countries without oil and gas right next to Norway and they're all almost equally rich?

>>22940098
>almost

>>22940096
are you dense? you actually fell for the darkness meme?
tell me how many hours of daylight im having right now, compare that to you?
on a yearly average we get more daylight up north.
lots of germans, some dutch, the occational brit or american move here to get closer to nature and have a simpler life. its you poles who are scared of that life.

>>22940099
Yeah meaning Norway without hydrocarbons would be maybe 15% less rich and not living in mud huts like so many retards believe
White people, unlike arabs and africans actually can develop without being blessed with dead dinosaurs under their house

>>22940030
Coping poolack

>>22940101
damn what did norway do to you lol

>>22940103
?

>>22940024 (OP)
We're pseudocivilized at best and the only part that reflects civilization is the fines and prices, the rest stayed right in thirdie range. Why do you think we have all this fucking nature laying around. Place is too corrupt to cause any significant damage. The fucking wind did more damage last year than we could manage in 30.

>>22940024 (OP)
Thanks for providing examples you homo monkey banan go eat a cock you cunt fag have a sage and fuck your little gay ass thread you malfunctionning bot

>>22940105
Who the fuck is we schizo? Speak for yourself. I don't like this dogshit country either, but that doesn't mean Norwegians are beyond criticism.

>>22940106
Look no further than this thread

>>22940108
Don’t tell me what to do robo junk

>>22940046
it's easier to compete against circumsized slopburgers.

>>22940094
There are plenty of diesel and gasoline cars in Norway.